Friday, March 16, 2012

Friday Haiku

Every one of us

Has a little douche in them;

Including these girls.

A midget sandwich

Is always unappealing

Even with bleeth bread

— Doucheywallnuts

Banishment from the

Lollipop Guild turned Herman

to the douchey side.

— Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche



Asian Jill is blazed

Pam’s clearly drunk; while Jim’s like,

“Where my shorties at?!”

— saulgoode42

wee man’s pick up line:

“I was an ewok, baby”

blondie thinks, “why not?”

— Douche Springsteen

Somewhere in the scaffolds

Johnny Knoxville prepares to

Let go a brown shower.

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

At the Star Wars Wrap

Ewoks go Berserk with Booze!

There was just one pint.

— Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt

# posted by Bagnonymous
6:23 am March, 16 Doucheywallnuts said...

Joined at the sternum

Bleeth/midget Siamese twins

A frightening site

6:26 am March, 16 Doucheywallnuts said...

Bleeth seems unaware

She has a midget douchebag

Stuck to her torso

6:29 am March, 16 Doucheywallnuts said...

A midget sandwich

Is always unappealing

Even with bleeth bread

6:31 am March, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Banishment from the

Lollipop Guild turned Herman

to the douchey side.

6:31 am March, 16 saulgoode42 said...

Asian Jill is blazed

Pam’s clearly drunk; while Jim’s like,

“Where my shorties at?!”

6:32 am March, 16 The Dude said...

That little devil

Sure can pull the P2Pose

But those chicks are bleeths

6:32 am March, 16 Retard said...

Barely legal bleeths

unaware about midget cock

future is ruined

6:33 am March, 16 Doucheywallnuts said...

These girls love midgets

The first two-and-a-halfsome

And I will vomit

6:34 am March, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Chippendales is now

lowering their standards if

he’s feature dancer.

.

.

.

.

see what I did there?

6:37 am March, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Auditions for new

“Somewhere Under the Rainbow”

are looking putrid.

6:39 am March, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

He has to throw horns

’cause shocker impossible

on underage bleeths.

6:39 am March, 16 Douche Springsteen said...

wee man’s pick up line:

“I was an ewok, baby”

blondie thinks, “why not?”

6:40 am March, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Not enough coffee

makes me miss completely on

haiku above. Dolt.

6:41 am March, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I’ll bet that his tatt

only cost around three bucks.

Not too much ink used.

6:44 am March, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

How can a douche his

size have such a big forehead?

Mother was half horse?

6:46 am March, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Bleeths are still wary

of offer for “Free moustache

Rides” if he can’t reach.

6:47 am March, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I guess I’ll get front

page because I’m only one

putting out haikus?

6:47 am March, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Is that a pot o’

Gold in your pants of are you

Happy to see us.

6:47 am March, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

His cock kept growing

Since the gyroscope was put

In his Monkey Hole.

6:48 am March, 16 Colossus of Choads said...

Unable to mock,

most beautiful girl ever,

Blondie queefs magic.

6:49 am March, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

St. Patrick’s day ruined.

Tiny douche is all there is at

End of the raintat.

6:50 am March, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Asian Jenny not

impressed with short, furry douche.

Stir fry him for lunch.

6:50 am March, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Chippendales promo

Touch the drunk midget and get

In free. He don’t bite.

6:51 am March, 16 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

As Austin Powers

Leaves our thoughts, Mini Me ‘bags’

other occasions.

6:52 am March, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

USDA finds

Truth about what happens if you

Eat your Lucky Charms.

6:53 am March, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Collar, cuffs, and cocck

is usually how I

went on dates with bleeths.

6:54 am March, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

St. Patty’s Day starts on

The sixteenth for high-school chicks

And hepatic dwarfs.

6:54 am March, 16 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Charlize Theron Hott

Haiti Kid has Alopecia

Sports Reverse Shocker

6:56 am March, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Somewhere in the scaffolds

Johnny Knoxville prepares to

Let go a brown shower.

6:57 am March, 16 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

He’s no Time Bandit!

He’s more like a Butt Bandit.

Who’ll be ‘Getting Some”!

6:57 am March, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I don’t like making

Fun of dwarfs. Some of them have

Been great fun to toss.

6:58 am March, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Pickle him in lye

about a month thinks Inga.

Swedish cracker spread.

7:07 am March, 16 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

At the Star Wars Wrap

Ewoks go Berserk with Booze!

There was just one pint.

7:10 am March, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Dude plays base for new

Cover band. The Red Hot Chilli

Poopers

Blonde Vanessa’s life

Was ruined the moment they saved

Parasitic twin.

7:15 am March, 16 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Bill Shoemaker says

“Ever done it horsey-style?”

Now-famous line works.

7:16 am March, 16 FoghornLeghorn said...

Many people say,

“Good things come in small parcels”.

Not these two girls, though.

7:22 am March, 16 FoghornLeghorn said...

Standing on a stool

gives this small man a chance to

feel up full-sized girls.

8:01 am March, 16 Bilbo Douchebaggins said...

My yellow cocktail

Will take even less time to

Turn into pee pee

8:23 am March, 16 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Lasers from the left.

Try to sterilize this scene.

You Go, Overlords!

8:25 am March, 16 Vin Douchal said...

One round, watered drinks

Happy-go-lucky Corkey

Spends SSI check

8:26 am March, 16 Vin Douchal said...

Now Brian Cranston

Has a sidekick Mini-Me

On show Breaking Bad

8:26 am March, 16 troy tempest said...

The supple back and

gamine glance of a bleeth hott

ruined by douchebag.

8:27 am March, 16 Vin Douchal said...

Von Goolo could use

Sub-Atomic mini-douche

For next Halloween

8:29 am March, 16 Vin Douchal said...

Make-A -Wish people

Deliver tatts and showgirls

To doomed nine year old

8:33 am March, 16 Ich verstehe sie ist heiß said...

Vivid Video

Has run out of ideas

Midget bukakke

8:57 am March, 16 troy tempest said...

“Cuddles”, the douche dwarf’s

moment of hershey squirt stink

made him cry with joy.

9:41 am March, 16 tall guy said...

Twin Peaks sequel Twins Freak

Asian denies being sisters

Blond scoree lip blisters

9:46 am March, 16 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

I can’t imagine

Those stubby things in my holes

Thinks bleeths to themselves

10:00 am March, 16 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Chippendale Footstool

Blonde Bleeth Asian hott double-team

dwarf plays cover 2

10:38 am March, 16 Nostradouchus said...

Frodo ‘Baggins had

a Chippendale’s audition.

“Return of the Scrote.”

11:19 am March, 16 Wheezer said...

Doc Bunsen’s front page

rip left me rollin’! Do your

students understand?

12:31 pm March, 16 Little Willie said...

The fucked up stubby armed, tattooed little midget defiles an otherwise erotic shot of Bareback Barbie and her semi attractive Asian girlfriend. The midget is creepy enough without adding the fucked up retarded facial expression, realistically convincing by the way, no shirt, and hand gesture complete with creepy stubbly little midget fingers. The bleeths caught it scurrying around just outside the men’s restroom where it likes to hang out and freak people out peeking up at them from underneath the stall partitions.

12:56 pm March, 16 Tanath said...

That guy needs to get karate chopped in the neck by Colin Farrell. Stupid racist! I WILL NOT FIGHT IN YOUR WAR!

12:58 pm March, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Wheezer

.

If it didn’t happen 5 minutes ago they don’t get anything. A generation of retarded zombies I tells ya.

1:47 pm March, 16 Ich verstehe sie ist heiß said...

At wrap party for

“Penetrated By A Dwarf”

Oscar not likely

5:30 pm March, 16 Chad Groover said...

The Yellow Brick Road

Leads to Vegas skankery

The Munchkin went douche.

12:34 am March, 17 Stephanie said...

Is that the pink slime i keep hearing about in the news?

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