Friday, March 30, 2012

Friday Haiku

Mad scientist’s lab,

Crimes against humanity;

Douche clones rock sweet chaps…

Doublemint gum gig

Ends for Rainbow Douche Quartet

Can Schnapps now sponsor?

– Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt


Chance of twins is low.

Chance of finding those clothes twice

Mission Indouchable.

– The Reverend Chad Kroeger

Hi, Americans!

We are shagging well these, eh?

You are jealous of.

– saulgoode42

This pic is either:

World’s ugliest quadruplets,

or four ugly dudes.

– hermit

Douchebag petri dish

Geddy Lee sample mixed in

Fertilized goat goo

– Vin Douchal

John Daly called. He

wants to know if he can buy

His pants back from them.

– The Dude

A midget sandwich

Is always unappealing

Even with bleeth bread

– Doucheywallnuts

do I see double?

perhaps I folded paper

before wiping ass

– creature

Lithuanian

Hair band can still pull groupies

And steal their chokers

– Choad the Douche Sprocket

Doctor Mengele

Tried his best and succeeded

Says now, “I’m Sorry!”**

– Doucheywallnuts

Can’t decide what’s worse

Casino carpet clothing

Or R.E.O. hair dos

– Mr. Scrotato Head

** “sorry”, he says

# posted by Bagnonymous
6:37 am March, 30 Douchble Helix said...

W.T.F.?

You gotta be shitting me.

Six years, and still this?

6:37 am March, 30 Douche Wayne said...

Deal on moustache rides

two-for-one while supplies last

“Can we go halvsies?”

6:40 am March, 30 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Doublemint gum gig

Ends for Rainbow Douche Quartet

Can Schnapps now sponsor?

6:43 am March, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The chick’s vagines match

Since the gyroscope was put

In their Monkey Hole.

6:44 am March, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

In Kazakstan the

Clothes wear you. Vagine is loose

Like the wizard’s sleeve.

6:45 am March, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

One two, three, four. Doug

Henning returns from dead. Twin

Hennings cause clothes storm.

6:46 am March, 30 saulgoode42 said...

Ukrainian Douche

You crane your neck when these guys

Show you their 90’s

6:47 am March, 30 The Dude said...

Holy God is it

Twins Day at the Double Douche

School of Combover?

6:47 am March, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

If you look at this

Long enough. Horns grow from your

Temples like Hellboy.

6:49 am March, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Chance of twins is low.

Chance of finding those clothes twice

Mission Indouchable.

6:50 am March, 30 purple punguine said...

Not quite matching up

Bags necklaces choke not quite tight

twins swear off drinking

6:51 am March, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Schmenge Brothers

Find love. Cabbage rolls and

Coffee. Um, Um, Good!

6:52 am March, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I knew I put too

Much garlic in Polish Coil.

Vision gone double.

6:52 am March, 30 saulgoode42 said...

In Living Color

Is popular TV show

With Russian Cowboys

6:54 am March, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

In the background, the

Innocent children aware

They are new white meat.

6:55 am March, 30 saulgoode42 said...

Hi, Americans!

We are shagging well these, eh?

You are jealous of.

6:56 am March, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Olympic Village

Not the same after clothing

Explosion. I says.

6:57 am March, 30 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Joker hand, douches wild,

HCwDB now

means Hideous Chicks

7:01 am March, 30 The Dude said...

John Daly called. He

wants to know if he can buy

His pants back from them.

7:13 am March, 30 creature said...

do I see double?

perhaps I folded paper

before wiping ass

7:24 am March, 30 Vin Douchal said...

Obama’s mic on

“In Russia douche clone finds you”

Putin shoots a bear

7:26 am March, 30 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Their chaps’ groin cutouts

Are a different reveal.

Still pretty douchey.

7:26 am March, 30 hermit said...

This pic is either:

World’s ugliest quadruplets,

or four ugly dudes.

7:26 am March, 30 Vin Douchal said...

Douchebag petri dish

Geddy Lee sample mixed in

Fertilized goat goo

7:28 am March, 30 Vin Douchal said...

Spawn of Tim Leary

Sperm frozen with L.S.D.

Spazzes joined at hips

7:29 am March, 30 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Overgrown mullets

Are no way to go through life.

ESPECIALLY twice!

7:29 am March, 30 Vin Douchal said...

ABBA tribute band

Rocking elementary schools

Across Albania

7:30 am March, 30 Vin Douchal said...

Missing from this pic

Crosshairs through the scope of

A large bazooka

7:53 am March, 30 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Possibilites

Galore once four-way begins

Hairs to sexy! Czech?

8:01 am March, 30 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Lithuanian

Hair band can still pull groupies

And steal their chokers

8:05 am March, 30 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Lost Pepsi Challenge

Means Kansas twins get stuck with

Polish sausages

8:07 am March, 30 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Swedish Waterloo

Fans howl “Mama Mia” to

Tribute band AB-AB

8:08 am March, 30 Doucheywallnuts said...

Doctor Mengele

Tried his best and succeeded

Says now, “I’m Sorry!”

8:08 am March, 30 SonnyChibaChoad said...

douche-chaps comb-overs

Double Trash Can to head too good

Please gouge out my eyes

8:11 am March, 30 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Can’t decide what’s worse

Casino carpet clothing

Or R.E.O. hair dos

8:13 am March, 30 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

If there’s any doubt

That their kids WILL all be twins

Just look in their eyes

8:15 am March, 30 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Double vision douche

so bad can’t count to seven

gets the best of me

8:16 am March, 30 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Jill sensed the anger

Ev’ryone could see her purse

There would be beatings

8:20 am March, 30 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Lady matches lady

Scrote matches scrote on surface

All wear thongs beneath

8:24 am March, 30 Vin Douchal said...

Dudes look like postman

Chicks look like Uncle Ernie

Dad left years ago

8:49 am March, 30 johnny applesack said...

Not “Pretty in Pink”

Faux natives make twins join the

I-Slap-A-Ho Tribe

8:57 am March, 30 Douchble Helix said...

DB1 breaks rule

Against prohibition of

Photo-shopped pictures

8:57 am March, 30 johnny applesack said...

Mullets and porn ‘stache?

Pink Twins don’t mind Tanto Bros

Rock the ass-less chaps

8:58 am March, 30 Douche Springsteen said...

I always thought that

acid flashbacks were bullshit

health class did not lie

9:00 am March, 30 Douche Springsteen said...

Is this irony?

Or avant garde clothing style?

Fuckin’ Williamsburg.

9:03 am March, 30 Douche Springsteen said...

@ Choad the Douche Sprocket 8:01:

.

as someone of Lithuanian descent, my initial reaction to your haiku was, “hey! you fucker, shut up!”. But then I thought back to the time I spent visiting my ancestor’s native land and realized that you are spot on.

9:05 am March, 30 johnny applesack said...

These “Braves” are not so

Sergio Tacchini squaws

Great Sitting Bull pukes

9:06 am March, 30 Douche Wayne said...

Like the coelacanth

Cavarrici’s thought extinct

then show up in Minsk.

9:09 am March, 30 johnny applesack said...

Pink Double Mint Twins…

Ah, fuck, it’s just to easy

All low hanging fruit

12:19 pm March, 30 douchebag1 said...

‘Sock not technical,

Updates Haiku, no “publish,”

DB1 solves all.

1:51 pm March, 30 The Dude said...

DB1 hero!

“Clothes storm” belongs in the new

‘bag Vernacular

1:54 pm March, 30 The Dude said...

All the energy

We put into the mocking

Could light up New York

.

.

on a cloudy day

3:01 pm March, 30 Morbo said...

70s style

80s clothes, 90s mullets

‘Bags for all ages

.

.

Screech grew up sleazy;

Lisa fling fizzled, tagged Jesse

now eyeing daughters

5:22 pm March, 30 Nostradouchus said...

Indian necklace…

with lack chaps and cowboy belt…

Perfect prom picture.

8:27 pm March, 30 Little Willie said...

I vomited involuntarily after viewing this photograph of what appears to be four humanoid approximations the cloning lab screwed up again.

5:21 am March, 31 CB Popped said...

What the fuck is up,

They don”t look American,

Strange times we live in.

3:23 pm April, 1 my friends call me @$$hole said...

this is an old pic from awkwardfamilyphotos.com… kk so yeah, they look really lame and douchey, but are we really recyclying OLD material from OTHER sites here, seems a little (The) Dirty to me…

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