Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Mongo Stares at You

Do not stare back.

No, not even if Bright Eyes Simone giggle mellifluously in your direction.

For you do not want to experience Mongo’s infamous “Crisco Fondle.”

Legend has it you will not cough right for a week.

# posted by douchebag1
9:23 am March, 20 Vin Douchal said...

Corkey Largeman behind her is debating whether to go to take a pee in the bathroom or in his pants

9:24 am March, 20 tall guy said...

Boobless Simone ought really be hatless; and Mongo moobs should have stayed indoors. The lighting at this joint intrigues me. Seemingly it allows the patrons to postpose Botox for another five years.

9:26 am March, 20 Vin Douchal said...

Mongo is mind-feltching you

9:33 am March, 20 Douchble Helix said...

No, that’s Patton Oswalt, not Largeman.

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Dude has too many ear piercings. Honestly, it’s the lack of symmetry that creeps me out.

9:34 am March, 20 tall guy said...

When the revolution comes Eldridge Cleaver couldn’t save Mongo moobs.

9:39 am March, 20 Retard said...

Bright Eyes Simone is giving the Mayan Eye of “I’m up for some crazy in the sack.”

9:43 am March, 20 Douche of Hazard said...

Is he wearing an evening gown?

9:47 am March, 20 tall guy said...

lol @ Douche of Hazard, yeah, he’s heading out for a swish supper at the Sizzler Ketchup Room after he tunes Simone.

9:55 am March, 20 Stephanie said...

Mongo has larger moobs, and he’s putting a douche hex on everyone or is that a typical empty douche head stare?

10:01 am March, 20 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

What the hell happen to Nancy D ? Tall guy insult her off or what ?

10:09 am March, 20 tall guy said...

Shut it, Magnum! Insults flew equally between us. Besides, think about it: women who have poor body image, instead of exercising and changing to a healthier diet, seem to petition as to how big is beautiful. Reinforcing a rather lazy mentality amongst all women that’s counter productive. The commonly held view that when a woman feels bad, it’s perfectly okay for her to knock off a box of chocolates, or devour a two litre tub of ice cream is truly insane.

Many women I have met complain about men’s low opinion of them, yet continue to engage in activities which they should be held in low opinion for. Dreuche constantly complained about not being taken seriously, yet many of her remarks indicated that she regularly acted in a fashion that was far from serious.

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She also had an overdeveloped interest in me that was more creepy than flattering.

10:59 am March, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

So Marty Feldman and Daisy Duck had a daughter. Who would have guessed?

11:00 am March, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Mongo looks like classic Jerz Guido Douchebag. Almost quaint given the new and frightening Greico strains.

11:01 am March, 20 Et Tu Douche? said...

Vin D @ 9:23 am FTW!!!, Imagine a Largeman family picnic? think about.

11:01 am March, 20 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

sorry I asked

11:09 am March, 20 Wheezer said...

Mongo’s pickup line: “My brotha Mike Portnoy plays drums for Adrenaline Mob, babe! Yeah, he was in this band called Dream Theater for 20 fuccen years and split because they were crampin’ his style, so he joined Avenged Sevenfold for awhile, and now he’s playin’ with Adrenaline Mob! No shit! And yeah, I’mma getin’ some tatts like him when he fronts me some bills, yo.”

11:35 am March, 20 The Dude said...

Je cherche Simone de Boneoire. Ohh la la! Vois ici!

11:36 am March, 20 The Dude said...

Fivehead Largemann has Simone’s 6.

11:46 am March, 20 DarkSock said...

In Soviet Russia Moobs stare at YOU.

12:11 pm March, 20 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Are those stubs in his ears electrodes from his electroshock treatments?

1:15 pm March, 20 jonezy said...

Vin’s first comment indeed. fuckin narl.

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Mooobgo. He’s got a body mullet with the shorn chest juxtaposed to the Robin WIlliams like hairy arms.

5:01 pm March, 20 Guid is Good said...

If stupidity was contageous this guy would be Typhoid Mary.

8:17 pm March, 20 Chad Groover said...

The male to female ratio at Paraguayan discos appears to be 6 to 1.

8:58 pm March, 20 bilbodouchebaggins said...

This is a more important picture than many of you realize, for it contains the fundamental, and yet and yet paradoxical elements of the hc-db coupling: her eyes say “you wish you had this guy” while his say “I deserve this girl.” It doesn’t seem logically possible that both can be wrong at the same time, but they are.

2:27 am March, 21 Nostradouchus said...

George Dike-ael and Fiona Crapple.

6:00 am March, 21 JustDan said...

Too much moob, too little boob.

fail

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