Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

6:26 am March, 27 Douchble Helix said...

Narm? Pear!

6:32 am March, 27 Capt. James T. Douche said...

No Bleeth can resist the charm of Danny Bonaduce!

6:42 am March, 27 DouchYouWannaDance said...

Naaaaaaaaaarf!

Either his face is sunburned, he’s blushing, or having a stroke.

I’ll leave it to you to decide.

6:43 am March, 27 DouchYouWannaDance said...

You can’t see it in this photo, but his other arm is actually normal sized.

Too many dateless nights. 🙂

6:54 am March, 27 Capt. James T. Douche said...

^He moonlights at the local carnival in the freakshow tent as “The Human Hermit Crab”

7:03 am March, 27 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Fuck! Wrong species of crab meant fiddler crab fuccen working nights! Fml!

7:05 am March, 27 FinderGirth said...

Are we sure he’s isn’t the “After Roids” pic of Sven Pumper? Seriously, look at their faces.

7:45 am March, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This is Sven’s uncle Humungulous Pumper on his dad’s side. He eats nails ands squeaks out chunky grease balls.

7:53 am March, 27 The Right Honorable Member for, The Very Reverend Mother Her Duchal Serene Highness, Dr. Hortense Sussudio Fuckerfaster said said...

no fucking way carrot top is pulling that kind of bleeth, she is at least pauly shore quality.

soupies.

8:14 am March, 27 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Narm smash!!

8:17 am March, 27 Vin Douchal said...

Looks like they stuck a helium tank nozzle up Brian Cranston’s ass and turned it up to ” 11 “

8:22 am March, 27 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Put ‘im back up for One Word Wednesday! I’d hafta go with SWOLE!

8:41 am March, 27 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Mongoroid.

9:34 am March, 27 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

That’s what too much one-armed masturbation will do to a dude.

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.True fact.

9:37 am March, 27 icame isaw idouched said...

Pinhead

9:40 am March, 27 Doucheywallnuts said...

Biceps smaller than head = Autodouche. There is, however, a birth defect leniency rule.

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Grooo

9:42 am March, 27 Doucheywallnuts said...

Yes, I’m a dick, a dick, I says. The above should read biceps BIGGER than head = Autodouche.

9:53 am March, 27 SonnyChibaChoad said...

note to Narm: tanning does NOT require direct contact with the lamp

9:54 am March, 27 tall guy said...

What the fuck does this idiot do with the remaining 20 minutes of every day that aren’t spent working out, eating, sleeping & standing sentry in front of some suspect nightclub in order to earn the freight to fund his excesses?

10:01 am March, 27 DarkSock said...

Narm’s attempted manslaughter charge, tragically, came when Cindy consented to submit to fisting during a frisky petting session later that evening.

10:17 am March, 27 Jacques Doucheteau said...

This guy’s forehead is so furrowed James Cameron filmed a movie in one of the wrinkles.

10:17 am March, 27 Jacques Doucheteau said...

And yes, I decided to chime in after weeks of inactivity just to use “furrowed” in a post.

11:32 am March, 27 Stephanie said...

You probably can see this fucker from space. Second job as a plane beacon.

11:35 am March, 27 Stephanie said...

I just want to quietly study this thing on the left,it’s like some kind of new chimp with a swollen face instead of it’s ass.

1:08 pm March, 27 troy tempest said...

It’s what you don’t see that’s interesting. His left narm is all skinny and withered, like some T.Rex appendage that dangles uselessly from his shoulder. You should pity Narm. He leads a sad life with his little withered arm and barking bullshit like NARM! SMASH! and then scratching his rib with his skanky claw. All the pussy he gets is pity fucks from soft headed whobags with daddy issues.

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Pity fucks I says. Pity fucks.

1:09 pm March, 27 troy tempest said...

And those aren’t his fingers on her shoulder – those are tumours.

1:22 pm March, 27 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

@Jacques: good to have you back (as a semi-reg myself)…

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.His brow is so furrowed, it sprouts alfalfa instead of acne when the ‘roids kick in.

4:30 pm March, 27 Wheezer said...

NARM: “‘Sup, betas?”

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Others: “NARM!”

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GNC store clerk: “Afternoon, Mr. Peterless. Any big news these days?”

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NARM: “Yeah bro, my fuccen arms! Got some good juice cyclin’ right now an’ I ain’t comin’ down anytime soon, bro!”

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NARM isn’t exactly a happy-go-lucky former accountant, natch.

5:14 pm March, 27 Steve said...

Ugh, the last pic i joked about the dude’s arms being too small. Now? Seeing this pic makes me realize how horrible anime characters look in real life.

5:25 pm March, 27 Juke Joint Sniper said...

That arm, if prepared properly, would feed a Carpathian village with meat tastier than the finest veal.

Cannibals.

8:56 am March, 28 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I’m gonna say “notta”.

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What? notta bleeth, at least so far as I can see…

11:55 am March, 29 CB Popped said...

She’s very cute,,,this is an interesting pair.

Def a HC with DB.