Thursday, March 1, 2012

Pec Wings

Still out there.

Still pissing in the Dalai Llama’s cornflakes.

But on my deathbed, I will achieve total consciousness. So I got that going for me.

# posted by douchebag1
9:44 am March, 1 Justin said...

This is “Mr. Lipptatt”. I recognize that warped amoeba, german shit-pile tattoo from 2010.

9:47 am March, 1 Justin said...

His quality of hott has declined dramatically. Maybe he needs to work on that sneer. He looks like Mario Lopez falling down an elevator shaft.

9:52 am March, 1 tall guy said...

Yeah it’s Lipptatt. He looks greasier and while the hot has a reasonably nice face she’s also been stuffing herself with too much ham.

10:05 am March, 1 The Dude said...

Chick looks crazy, which makes sense.

10:05 am March, 1 Lady Godiva's Piebald said...

anyone who doesn’t think the hott has the perfect amount of pudginess is a traitor to his country.

10:10 am March, 1 tall guy said...

Patriotism was always overrated…

10:15 am March, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Superfluous third nipple? I say, “Nay!, melanoma”

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She does look like a dynamo, crazy-eyed, maniacal, frenzied, screamer sex lunatic . And that’s a good thing.

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Reverse Cowgirls

10:26 am March, 1 Southern Scrotic said...

She looks good to me. I bet she makes a tasty sandwich.

10:27 am March, 1 DarkSock said...

I think she’s perfect. I like my girls with a little pooch. Unless pooch is in their purse and their last name is “Hilton”.

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Tummy Cummers.

10:28 am March, 1 DarkSock said...

@ Southern Scrotic:

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” I bet she makes a tasty sandwich.”

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I agree. You wanna be the top slice of bread or the bottom slice?

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Horn Dogs.

10:28 am March, 1 DarkSock said...

Yes. I am horny. Excuse me.

10:29 am March, 1 DarkSock said...

Horny…what the fuck does that word really mean?

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Horny.

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Horny. Sounds funny when you say it.

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HORNY <— silly ass word

10:37 am March, 1 Nancy Dreuche said...

Why Mr. Liptatt, we meet again. You still have that stupid lipstick tattoo? Where’s Holly? You remember her, she sneezes angels and toots schnauzers. How could you give up all of that for pinky here who only burps Winnebagos and shats banjos. On second thought good call, you can do way more with the latter.

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@tall guy, its called Eating Disorders. Way to be the guy that encourages it. Did a fat chick kill your Dad? I would really like to get to the bottom of this mystery once and for all.

10:38 am March, 1 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

This pic burns like a candiru fish in the urethra. If I had a vagina, lipptatt would make me want to fill it in with cement and cap it off with molten lead.

10:45 am March, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Hey all you hatters. Quit pickin’ on Liptatt. He got a free bowl of soup with that haircut.

10:45 am March, 1 Nancy Dreuche said...

I wonder what the Rat Pack would have done if they had ever gotten a hold of Mr. Liptatt.

10:59 am March, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She’s very sploogeable. I am glad I didn’t wear anything under my kilt today.

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And giving a eulogy on opiates with free willy swinging in the winter breeze is awesome.

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Pipers

12:30 pm March, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

He looks a lot like Joey Lumpcrustowitz. Perhaps a pair of douche twin separated at birth at the Ed Hardy Orphanage for Knocked Up Bleeths.

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I can’t speak for the guys, but I know Frank and Company never would accept a guy with a tattoo unless the guy served in the military. I heard a story from Lew Wasserman who ran MCA that the reason Jerry Vale never hit the big time was he got a small tattoo of a garlic clove on his left hip to ward off evil spirits and got blacklisted. The highest rung of show biz he ever reached was a regular on the Mike Douglass Show. There was a reason for this.

12:40 pm March, 1 Nancy Dreuche said...

@DW, at least the Rat Pack and I share similar views on tattoos. Now where does starlette Ann Jillian come in in all of this? Also, are any of the main guys still alive and what kind of beatdowns should I expect for straight up mocking them?

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Fly Me To The Peen

12:43 pm March, 1 Douche Wayne said...

I’d like to shank Mr. Lipptatt into a chasm in the Himalayas . . .

Cinderella Story

2:14 pm March, 1 Capt. James T. Douche said...

There is not a more powerful aphrodesiac I know of than a tattoo of a pterodactyl wing on the chest.

Paleontologists

2:36 pm March, 1 Douche Springsteen said...

She looks like she incorporates breaking shit into foreplay. My kinda gal. Is there a way to e-mail her?

3:09 pm March, 1 Stephanie said...

He has a plastic bottle boner.

5:27 pm March, 1 Nostradouchus said...

Don’t know why, but that bottle is weirding me out.

3:34 am March, 2 Wedgie said...

She’s no Holly; dude’s going backwards.

1:19 pm March, 2 Wedgie said...

PS: gyroscope, monkey, hole.

That is all.

3:29 pm March, 5 Little Willie said...

She gives me a boner and she can give me the guppy eyes while she sucks on it on her knees. Chest tat loser looks visibly uncomfortable around females and would rather be in another photograph.

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