Friday, March 2, 2012

Pop Quiz

Pop Quiz time, kids:

Is a stupid scripty chest tatt enough, by itself, to mark autodouche in presence of Perfect Hot Bod Milkshake Kayla?

A. Yes

Answer now!

# posted by douchebag1
9:46 am March, 2 Claude Douchenbagger said...

A…Yes!

9:46 am March, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Not only yes, but white sunglasses also qualify him.

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Kayla, how I long to grip your oddly arousing protruding ears while I massage your soft palette with my flesh log.

9:46 am March, 2 Claude Douchenbagger said...

D. All of the above.

9:52 am March, 2 Mr. Biggs said...

A.

Or as the Canadians say, A, A?

9:55 am March, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Freakin’ weird. I just posted this and it wound up going to one of yesterday’s threads.

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Always take a spare 6lb watch with you. You never know when your primary will melt down since they generally aren’t designed withstand prolonged Axe exposure.

9:56 am March, 2 DoucheWeasel said...

If not., then the stupid shades seal the deal.

10:03 am March, 2 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

A !

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Hot Bod Milkshake, butter face.

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And yeah, he’s “Livin the Dream” if that dream is minimum wage employment at Oil and Lube and vacations at the Daytona Beach Airport Holiday Inn Express. Live it up Bra !

10:11 am March, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

May I be the first to jizz on her.

10:20 am March, 2 Nancy Dreuche said...

Hall of Ham!

10:41 am March, 2 Capt. James T. Douche said...

A. Yes, and the chest caligraphy for bonus points

10:44 am March, 2 Hotspur said...

and the thing growing on his chin counts as well

10:47 am March, 2 The Dude said...

yes, the Chin Turd makes him a solid flushworthy douchebag.

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Kayla makes me feel pretty solid too. Thanks, Kayla — I haven’t been feeling myself lately.

11:08 am March, 2 eyedouche said...

Sorry, too busy looking at them baby makin’ hips.

11:20 am March, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

This must be beautiful Club Flagstoné in New Jersey, where people get to roast in a lounge chair on the flagstones, near to the flagstone beach. It is, quite literally, the last place you ever need to vacation.

11:50 am March, 2 Douche Wayne said...

Nice head-handles.

And “A”.

12:00 pm March, 2 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

A. Yes

With bonus points for not positioning his She-Ra: Princess of Power handbag out of the frame.

12:11 pm March, 2 Wheezer said...

B) Boobies

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I’m stickin’ to it.

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Bosom Buddies

12:14 pm March, 2 Eponymous Douche said...

Ed Grimley hair and chin fungus are two important signifiers. They cannot be ignored.

12:18 pm March, 2 troy tempest said...

She looks huggable.

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Yeah. Huggable. As in breakfast at Denny’s the next morning huggable.

12:23 pm March, 2 DarkSock said...

I’d steal the Vicodin out of her purse and then pee in it.

12:35 pm March, 2 Wedgie said...

Gyroscope in her monkey hole.

12:36 pm March, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Her head is unusually small, if you ignore the ears. Maybe she was cross-bred with a Jack Russel terrier to chase rabbits out of holes.

2:03 pm March, 2 bilbodouchebaggins said...

Of course, but this exercise is theoretical, since mr. chest tatt has so many other taint marks, incl. white sunglasses, six pound watch, idiotic facial hair, and my personal favorite, striking a tough guy pose when you are patently out of shape.

Your strategically folded arms may obscure your soft belly, but there’s no hiding the upper right quadrant of your torso.

Son.

2:40 pm March, 2 Wheezer said...

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OK, QUIZ #2:

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What does this asswipe’s tattoo read?

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My guess:

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“Live Tastie Cum”

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I don’t get it either, but douchebags aren’t exactly known for having spelling skills.

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3:23 pm March, 2 The Dude said...

I hate myself a little bit more for taking the bait and zooming in on it.

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Answer: NOoooooo!!!

9:33 pm March, 2 Nostradouchus said...

Maybe, maybe not, but white shades will put you over the goal line.

11:11 pm March, 2 Medusa Oblongata said...

I used my “Douche Script to English” translator. It says “Live Fast, Die Fun.” Oh, there are so many ways to take that.

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Here’s one: Death by semen poisoning?

9:42 am March, 3 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Objectivity to answer the DB1 question escapes me as I am overpowered by the stoopid white shades, chin fung, shall i continue?…so the script becomes less significant. But yes in the end, I am sure…

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