Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Pop Quiz

Somewhere in this pic, I’ve boobsily the boobsies hidden boobs.

A. Boobs

B. Boobs

C. Boobs

D. Hey, that guy’s arm looks like alien fungus disease that attacked Kirk on the original Star Trek.

E. Boobs

# posted by douchebag1
1:30 pm March, 14 Medusa Oblongata said...

I want to punch them all in the face. I mean him, her, and both of her tits.

1:30 pm March, 14 Medusa Oblongata said...

Speaking of her face. tear yourself away from her tits for a second and glance at her face. You’ll be sorry you did.

1:34 pm March, 14 Vin Douchal said...

New club managment said that douchetools need shirts now so he grabbed the one he uses to check the oil from the back floor of his Jetta

1:39 pm March, 14 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Is that Poppin-Skank, the li’l sister of Poppin-Fresh?

1:48 pm March, 14 Sam of the Islands said...

Those two artifically enhanced lovebirds truly deserve each other. By the time they’re both 65 years old, they’ll find their chests sagged halfway down to their navels.

1:55 pm March, 14 jonezy said...

ita diffivilr to typr wiyh one jand

1:58 pm March, 14 jonezy said...

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too bad those tits couldn’t keep the ugly branches from smacking her in the face when she fell out the tree

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he shall be dubbed Launchpad McDouche in all future pics

2:18 pm March, 14 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Those tits are so hard, Sarah Palin couldn’t conjugate them.

2:20 pm March, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

All of the above and B( o ) ( o )B’s for $100 and the win and by win I mean plastic surgeons are A-Holes.

2:21 pm March, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

Those tits are so hard…. well they just are.

2:24 pm March, 14 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Those tits are so hard, Neil deGrasse Tyson can’t figure them out.

2:25 pm March, 14 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Those tits are so hard, I saw them on a bar exam.

2:27 pm March, 14 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Those tits are so hard, she has to see a doctor if they remain erect for more than four hours.

2:28 pm March, 14 tall guy said...

Jesus! Free of bra restraint those gravity defying juggolas don’t drop a single millimetre. I should be impressed, but I’m more disappointed that they probably don’t offer enough give for a good tittie fuck.

2:29 pm March, 14 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Those tits are so hard, William Shatner can’t memorize them.

2:34 pm March, 14 tall guy said...

Those tits are so hard, Nancy Dreuche tried to glaze them.

2:59 pm March, 14 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Talk about makin’ mountains out of mole hills …

3:00 pm March, 14 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ tall guy

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If glazing tits is wrong then I don’t want to be right.

3:02 pm March, 14 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Those juggs are so hard you could use them as speedbags. Nothing like going out for a night on the town with the same shirt you were wearing while you were doing concrete and putting up drywall with earlier in the day.

3:03 pm March, 14 Capt. James T. Douche said...

In the event of a water landing your tits can be used as a flotation device.

3:09 pm March, 14 Douche Springsteen said...

Silicon Valley

3:11 pm March, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

No matter how much surgery you have, an ugly face is an ugly face, and no matter how much juice you inject to get big, girly wrists and forearms are girly wrists and forearms.

3:19 pm March, 14 Tokyo Sexwhale said...

Let’s celebrate the boob:

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You’re welcome.

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horndogs

3:26 pm March, 14 troy tempest said...

with those huge plastic flotation devices strapped to her chest – she’ll never drown!

3:44 pm March, 14 Bags McDouche said...

Her upper lip is touching her nose. She has no face taint. I wonder what her kabob looks like.

5:49 pm March, 14 Ich verstehe sie ist heiß said...

Milch

6:22 pm March, 14 Stephanie said...

Those tits are so hard,they’re bongos. He has shit stains all over his shoulder and arm of his shirt.

6:55 pm March, 14 Blah said...

Harder than Chinese algebra.

6:57 pm March, 14 Nostradouchus said...

I say HOH for this one, but only because her plastic surgeon is one of the few that’s gotten it right. And by right, I mean disproportionately slutty. “If you’re gonna go fake, go all out” as I say.

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And great TOTALLY ORIGINAL TATTOO on the scrote. I’ve never seen that design before.

8:19 pm March, 14 Mr. Biggs said...

Those tits are so hard San Onofre is consulting with them for a reinforcement.

Oh, and they need to be on Peter Griffin’s side-boob hour.

8:19 pm March, 14 Mr. Biggs said...

Those tits are so hard they moonlight as speed bumps.

8:21 pm March, 14 Mr. Biggs said...

Those tits are so hard semi’s use them to keep from rolling downhill.

Yes, there is subtle double-entendre here.

8:22 pm March, 14 Mr. Biggs said...

Those tits are so hard they could feed a baby cement mixer.

8:23 pm March, 14 Mr. Biggs said...

Those tits are so hard they moonlight as guard rails.

8:24 pm March, 14 Mr. Biggs said...

Those tits are so hard they take “golden globes” literally.

8:25 pm March, 14 Mr. Biggs said...

Those tits are so hard that unbuttoned shirt isn’t voluntary.

8:26 pm March, 14 Mr. Biggs said...

Those tits are so hard they need to be polished.

8:27 pm March, 14 Mr. Biggs said...

Those tits are so hard they cure anemia.

8:27 pm March, 14 Mr. Biggs said...

Those tits are so hard thieves keep trying to steal them for scrap.

9:05 pm March, 14 DarkSock said...

Those tits are harder than Chinese arithmetic.

9:26 pm March, 14 Bret Easton Douchis said...

Dark Sock…ya beat me….

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The Robin Williams version is “harder than Chinese algebra”.

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Which they are… Try to bounce a quarter off those things and you risk injury.

11:03 pm March, 14 Jacques Doucheteau said...

DD: B (.)(.) bs

11:12 pm March, 14 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Did someone mistake this guy’s shirt for toilet paper? Whomever it was needs to lay off the cheap bourbon and Pabst.

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And those boobs are so taut that the shear created by them rubbing together generates heat and starch gelatinization. Basically, you sprinkle corn flour and barley malt syrup in the top of her cleavage, and fully cooked corn flakes drop out the bottom.

11:13 pm March, 14 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Those tits are so hard jewelers use them to cut diamonds.

11:16 pm March, 14 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Those tits are harder than the cawk slathered in spit that’s thrusting violently between them: mine.

2:48 am March, 15 Baron Von Goolo said...

The five most unyielding substances known to man:

1) wurtzite boron nitride

2) lonsdaleite

3) Republican senators

4) diamond

5) Boobsy’s boobsies

5:34 am March, 15 I R A Darth Aggie said...

That’s some bra, bro!

6:33 am March, 15 Eponymous Douche said...

An Affliction storm rages above the finest of the Grand Tetons

6:34 am March, 15 Eponymous Douche said...

The Grandest of tetons, as it were…

7:33 am March, 15 DarkSock said...

Finalist for Golden Globes 2012.

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And by “Golden” I mean “Orange™”

8:10 am March, 15 ehcuodouche said...

I don’t even want to punch him. Her tits are harder than he is.

9:07 am March, 15 Evilmoose said...

Her hard man made store bought tits make up for his limp steroid shrunk penis…..in any case it doesn’t really matter…they both are too much into themselves to have sex with anyone but themselves.

12:29 pm March, 15 DouchYouWannaDance said...

Hey DB1!

You may not have caught it, but this Hott appeared twice in August of 2009 (yes, I remember. Damn do I remember!). 🙂

12:43 pm March, 15 DouchYouWannaDance said...

I think “DoucheRod”s links are incorrect though:

See (Hottie in cap, both pics)

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2009/06/page/8/

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2009/08/meatheads/

9:37 pm March, 15 Stephanie said...

Sore on her upper lip,Frankenboob.

12:35 am March, 16 douche equis said...

Dude reminds me of a Pumpy without quite so much pump. As for Boobsy, her tits are so hard even Black Dynamite couldn’t resist another promotional opportunity. By which I mean they’re so hard even Godel couldn’t prove they were complete.

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