Thursday, March 15, 2012

Pop Quiz

Somewhere in this pic of random and inchoate Vegasian happenstance, I’ve carefully hidden a burdensome and garish six pound wrist watch.

Look closely.

Can you boobs?

# posted by douchebag1
12:38 pm March, 15 The Dude said...

Watch? Yeah, I like to watch. Boobs.

12:47 pm March, 15 jonezy said...

Great week of boobs. Shall we start a boob-bracket?

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a boobket?

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I’ve give her my 16th seed.

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Madnessers

12:48 pm March, 15 Et Tu Douche? said...

Damn tatpoo artist put an S where there should of been a T.

1:41 pm March, 15 Vin Douchal said...

This fuckwit even has a giant watch tatt for the days he forgets it at his feltching club.

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I’d like to manipulate her snatchmound with my index finger and thumb in a pinching/rotating fashion. Manipulate, I says

1:43 pm March, 15 Ich verstehe sie ist heiß said...

Milch

2:06 pm March, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She looks perky, booby, ready to roll and she’s as dumb as a 2 year-old mongoloid. Me likey.

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And she’s the kind of girl who politely says, ” I think you put it in the wrong hole.”, but really enjoys mongoloid anal.

2:14 pm March, 15 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

WTF. The bodies / heads on these two look all out of proportion, like in one of those carnival mirrors.

2:14 pm March, 15 I R A Darth Aggie said...

It’s full of boobs!

2:16 pm March, 15 Jim Beam said...

Not to get all “pointy elbows” or nothing, but is this one really a hot? I think she’s a solid “meh”.

2:21 pm March, 15 merle baggard said...

She’s hot. And, boobies.

2:25 pm March, 15 Vin Douchal said...

He’s wearing more makeup than a Giesha-themed Tijuana whore in a burro B.J. show, twice daily at 5 and 8 , woman welcome, 17,098,450,654 peso cover charge (= 37 ¢ , American). Son

2:29 pm March, 15 Vin Douchal said...

“Mongoloid Anal” is Darksock’s password at Huffington Post.com

2:51 pm March, 15 Morbo said...

Magnum is right, there’s something weird about the proportions of these two. It’s like the picture was taken with a fisheye lens or something. Or maybe they’re a real-life Picasso painting. Call it “Still Life with Scrote.”

3:22 pm March, 15 tall guy said...

Great rack regardless of the slightly oversized head. Also, a classic example of an Iowa farmhousefrau being photographed with someone she thinks is totally edgy. Fucking dumb!

3:28 pm March, 15 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

All mongoloid anality aside, and by “aside” I mean riding the hershey highway sideways, these two are almost the perfect embodiment of the HCwDB dialectic.

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She IS hott…maybe not a solid 8-9-10, but certainly attractive, fun-looking and sweet, with a set of chesticles that look highly suckable…and by “highly suckable” I mean ride ‘em like a wild pony until her neck looks like someone spilled a vanilla malt on it.

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HE…is an asshole…no doubt about it. What brings Toothy Teresa into his orbit can only be mocked by us and occasionally explained by the wise teachings of our fearless leader….when we, as bag hunters, are resisting the urge to kick in his larynx.

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In other words: Hot Chick + Douchebag = a mystery, but a mystery that demands constant vigilance if we are to break its spell over the fallen angels who think dudes like this are worth even a second look.

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7:13 pm March, 15 Nostradouchus said...

The Kardashians are like the Spartans of looks. This one got thrown off the mountain at birth.

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And she’s getting getting payback…one tatbag at a time…

9:22 pm March, 15 Stephanie said...

I guess the boob vs watch size ratio is better on this one. Well,at least she can cut the photo right in half and still put it on Facebook,right?

3:51 am March, 16 CB Popped said...

Naturals everywhere this week,,,love it.

8:05 am March, 16 whetman said...

Definitely a Kardashian cousin from West Virginnie. Same brown eyes, ginormous boobs & high forehead. Teeth reflect too much time knawing trees but her only other choice in WV is banging Bruce Jenner’s DD nephew, Opie.

10:03 am March, 16 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I admit that I cannot see it. There’s a giant gold monstrosity with the appearance of a watch taking up the entire picture with it’s garishness.

10:56 pm March, 18 Anon said...

U know what? All this blog proves is the ‘hot chicks’ love guys who have tats, skinny’ish (good looks doesnt come into it) and/or muscles and a wacky peacocking style..they dont give a shit about anything else its obvious. No matter what we say about these idiots, they ARE getting the hottest girls. I know life sucks

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