Thursday, March 15, 2012
Pop Quiz
Somewhere in this pic of random and inchoate Vegasian happenstance, I’ve carefully hidden a burdensome and garish six pound wrist watch.
Look closely.
Can you boobs?
Hot Chicks With Douche Bags
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Watch? Yeah, I like to watch. Boobs.
Great week of boobs. Shall we start a boob-bracket?
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a boobket?
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I’ve give her my 16th seed.
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Madnessers
Damn tatpoo artist put an S where there should of been a T.
This fuckwit even has a giant watch tatt for the days he forgets it at his feltching club.
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I’d like to manipulate her snatchmound with my index finger and thumb in a pinching/rotating fashion. Manipulate, I says
Milch
She looks perky, booby, ready to roll and she’s as dumb as a 2 year-old mongoloid. Me likey.
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And she’s the kind of girl who politely says, ” I think you put it in the wrong hole.”, but really enjoys mongoloid anal.
WTF. The bodies / heads on these two look all out of proportion, like in one of those carnival mirrors.
It’s full of boobs!
Not to get all “pointy elbows” or nothing, but is this one really a hot? I think she’s a solid “meh”.
She’s hot. And, boobies.
He’s wearing more makeup than a Giesha-themed Tijuana whore in a burro B.J. show, twice daily at 5 and 8 , woman welcome, 17,098,450,654 peso cover charge (= 37 ¢ , American). Son
“Mongoloid Anal” is Darksock’s password at Huffington Post.com
Fuccen Santorum must be stopped
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Internet pornography could conceivably become a thing of the past if Rick Santorum is elected president.
Magnum is right, there’s something weird about the proportions of these two. It’s like the picture was taken with a fisheye lens or something. Or maybe they’re a real-life Picasso painting. Call it “Still Life with Scrote.”
Great rack regardless of the slightly oversized head. Also, a classic example of an Iowa farmhousefrau being photographed with someone she thinks is totally edgy. Fucking dumb!
All mongoloid anality aside, and by “aside” I mean riding the hershey highway sideways, these two are almost the perfect embodiment of the HCwDB dialectic.
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She IS hott…maybe not a solid 8-9-10, but certainly attractive, fun-looking and sweet, with a set of chesticles that look highly suckable…and by “highly suckable” I mean ride ’em like a wild pony until her neck looks like someone spilled a vanilla malt on it.
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HE…is an asshole…no doubt about it. What brings Toothy Teresa into his orbit can only be mocked by us and occasionally explained by the wise teachings of our fearless leader….when we, as bag hunters, are resisting the urge to kick in his larynx.
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In other words: Hot Chick + Douchebag = a mystery, but a mystery that demands constant vigilance if we are to break its spell over the fallen angels who think dudes like this are worth even a second look.
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The Kardashians are like the Spartans of looks. This one got thrown off the mountain at birth.
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And she’s getting getting payback…one tatbag at a time…
I guess the boob vs watch size ratio is better on this one. Well,at least she can cut the photo right in half and still put it on Facebook,right?
Naturals everywhere this week,,,love it.
Definitely a Kardashian cousin from West Virginnie. Same brown eyes, ginormous boobs & high forehead. Teeth reflect too much time knawing trees but her only other choice in WV is banging Bruce Jenner’s DD nephew, Opie.
I admit that I cannot see it. There’s a giant gold monstrosity with the appearance of a watch taking up the entire picture with it’s garishness.
U know what? All this blog proves is the ‘hot chicks’ love guys who have tats, skinny’ish (good looks doesnt come into it) and/or muscles and a wacky peacocking style..they dont give a shit about anything else its obvious. No matter what we say about these idiots, they ARE getting the hottest girls. I know life sucks