Wednesday, March 14, 2012
Shmuckholio Parties in Brooklyn
Leticia and Claudia, the giggle Latinas from Brooklyn College, are way too amused when Shmuckholio reveals his patented “Wanna touch my spikes?” pickup line.
Brooklyn herpsters.
When not joining up to fight for Kony 2012, they would like you to sample their homebrews.
Milch
Nail varnish+smug look=autodouche. Bleeth on right has serious juggs. Left bleeth has a jaw like a monkey.
I’d like to post something witty but all I can say is “great tits”. Damn, they look good!
That’s some major league decolletage.
whoa those are some healthy looking wontons.
Nothing says douche like a mandana-wearing tool carrying a rocket launcher trying to look like a bad ass.
oh yeah, and great rack.
Looks like the skyline of Budapest shooting out of his head. I’m sure he can them some pretty sweet deals with his Hot Topic employee discount.
^get them some pretty…
FUCK!!! I do that everytime!!
C H E S T I C L E Z ! ! !
Who’s there?
Emerson.
Emerson, who?
‘Em are some fine tit-tays!
Good ol’ html tags hid my “Knock knock”, above.
Chest Pillows!
Love how the chicks are clinging to each other in a desperate attempt to fend off the douche attack
I’d flauta her enchiladas.
I’d menudo her sopaipillas.
I’d guacamole her taco.
I’d cerveza her agua frescas.
I’d ropa her viejo.
I’d mezcal her tequila.
I’d burrito my lengua into her cabeza.
I’d chimmy her changas.
I’d breach her hull.
Except they’re obviously not Latina. That’s not even what Latinas look like. $20 on Filipina.
I’d put my Aunt Jemima on her Flapjacks
I’d put the “I can’t believe it’s not” on their butterfaces.
I’d buy them all a cabfare if they’d just get the fuck outta here
He’s indicating that he got shot down by, not one of them, but both of them.
The girls are filipino. The one on the left is pornstar Kaylani Lei. A Wicked Pictures contract girl. So sad I know this.
Porn star, Filipino, Latino, who gives a fuck and what’s the difference? As Rickles used to say.
Amen! DW!
Lol this taint couldn’t spring for a more douchey watch? Cheapskate.
The fact that he’s looking at the camera instead of her chest tells us all we need to know.
It’s like his neck threw up an anglerfish.
Christine Mendoza in the middle. She’s a pro. And thank God for that. Way to work the Kony-bag shot in there.
These are Brazilippinos. They know how to work the cock like rainman could count toothpicks.