Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Shmuckholio Parties in Brooklyn

Leticia and Claudia, the giggle Latinas from Brooklyn College, are way too amused when Shmuckholio reveals his patented “Wanna touch my spikes?” pickup line.

Brooklyn herpsters.

When not joining up to fight for Kony 2012, they would like you to sample their homebrews.

# posted by douchebag1
10:20 am March, 14 Ich verstehe sie ist heiß said...

Milch

10:21 am March, 14 tall guy said...

Nail varnish+smug look=autodouche. Bleeth on right has serious juggs. Left bleeth has a jaw like a monkey.

10:27 am March, 14 Jim Beam said...

I’d like to post something witty but all I can say is “great tits”. Damn, they look good!

10:31 am March, 14 Southern Scrotic said...

That’s some major league decolletage.

10:37 am March, 14 Geoffrey said...

whoa those are some healthy looking wontons.

10:38 am March, 14 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Nothing says douche like a mandana-wearing tool carrying a rocket launcher trying to look like a bad ass.

10:38 am March, 14 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

oh yeah, and great rack.

10:49 am March, 14 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Looks like the skyline of Budapest shooting out of his head. I’m sure he can them some pretty sweet deals with his Hot Topic employee discount.

10:50 am March, 14 Capt. James T. Douche said...

^get them some pretty…

FUCK!!! I do that everytime!!

11:10 am March, 14 Jeet Kune Douche said...

C H E S T I C L E Z ! ! !

11:15 am March, 14 Douchble Helix said...

Who’s there?

Emerson.

Emerson, who?

‘Em are some fine tit-tays!

11:42 am March, 14 Douchble Helix said...

Good ol’ html tags hid my “Knock knock”, above.

12:05 pm March, 14 The Dude said...

Chest Pillows!

12:06 pm March, 14 Evilmoose said...

Love how the chicks are clinging to each other in a desperate attempt to fend off the douche attack

12:12 pm March, 14 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

I’d flauta her enchiladas.

12:12 pm March, 14 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

I’d menudo her sopaipillas.

12:13 pm March, 14 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

I’d guacamole her taco.

12:14 pm March, 14 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

I’d cerveza her agua frescas.

12:15 pm March, 14 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

I’d ropa her viejo.

12:15 pm March, 14 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

I’d mezcal her tequila.

12:17 pm March, 14 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

I’d burrito my lengua into her cabeza.

12:17 pm March, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’d chimmy her changas.

12:22 pm March, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d breach her hull.

12:22 pm March, 14 Anonymous said...

Except they’re obviously not Latina. That’s not even what Latinas look like. $20 on Filipina.

12:23 pm March, 14 DarkSock said...

I’d put my Aunt Jemima on her Flapjacks

12:49 pm March, 14 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I’d put the “I can’t believe it’s not” on their butterfaces.

1:01 pm March, 14 Vin Douchal said...

I’d buy them all a cabfare if they’d just get the fuck outta here

1:34 pm March, 14 Medusa Oblongata said...

He’s indicating that he got shot down by, not one of them, but both of them.

2:37 pm March, 14 lil' douche coupe said...

The girls are filipino. The one on the left is pornstar Kaylani Lei. A Wicked Pictures contract girl. So sad I know this.

3:09 pm March, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Porn star, Filipino, Latino, who gives a fuck and what’s the difference? As Rickles used to say.

3:54 pm March, 14 Douchble Helix said...

Amen! DW!

6:54 pm March, 14 Nostradouchus said...

Lol this taint couldn’t spring for a more douchey watch? Cheapskate.

7:03 pm March, 14 Blah said...

The fact that he’s looking at the camera instead of her chest tells us all we need to know.

2:57 am March, 15 Baron Von Goolo said...

It’s like his neck threw up an anglerfish.

6:34 am March, 15 saulgoode42 said...

Christine Mendoza in the middle. She’s a pro. And thank God for that. Way to work the Kony-bag shot in there.

5:11 am March, 17 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

These are Brazilippinos. They know how to work the cock like rainman could count toothpicks.

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