Monday, March 26, 2012

Sven Pumper Approves of the HCwDB of the Week

Sven Pumper and his Gaggle of Teutonic Hotts approve of the HCwDB of the Week with a hearty chant of “Sie ist sehr gut!” followed by an invigorating discussion of genetic hierarchy, the importance of eugenics-based sterilizations of the undesirables as defined by the Norse Gods of Aryan legend.

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9:23 am March, 26 fatness said...

Chick on the right’s nickname is “das hurler”.

9:25 am March, 26 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Ja! Das Bleethen vant to yodel on mein braunschweiger!

9:37 am March, 26 The Dude said...

What, is this guy Mormon? “Here come the brides…”

9:39 am March, 26 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

This meeting of the Jaundiced European Swingers Society looks a bit more like a handful of overweight honey bees got into some bad orchids.

9:40 am March, 26 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I think it’s spelled hugenics.

9:44 am March, 26 Dan said...

I believe the opening sentence should be

Sven Pumper and his Gaggle of Teutonic Hotts (plus Hellacious Helga on the right) …

9:49 am March, 26 Et Tu Douche? said...

Sven I believe is celebrating legalized brothels in Ontario and well you should Sven, well you should.

9:56 am March, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

In english his tattoo says “BEEF”.

9:57 am March, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This guy may be Sven Largeman, of the Scandinavian Largemans.

9:59 am March, 26 Doucheywallnuts said...

Bleeth on right is giving us the “Teutonic Eye of I Just Shit Myself.”

10:09 am March, 26 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I wonder which kind of Scandinavian music that band is playing, death metal or speed metal?

10:21 am March, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

For some reason this picture looks like something crazy is about to happen. Like this:

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10:23 am March, 26 Vin Douchal said...

Yngwie Largeman screams in the mic: “That brunette gave me fuccen crabs!”

10:40 am March, 26 Et Tu Douche? said...

I’m almost in tears right now reading these comments, you guys are a bunch of crazy fucks and I like it. Keep the humor coming.

10:43 am March, 26 Capt. James T. Douche said...

If I recall that’s the motherfucker you have to kill at the end of one of the levels of the original Wolfenstein?

10:47 am March, 26 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Scheiße!!!! Das Bleethen hast given Herr Pumper das herpens!!! Mein braunschweiger ist burning!!!

10:54 am March, 26 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Trying to market Axe® and spray tanning products to the fuckin’ krauts is a nightmare!!

Excerpt from an internal memo from Largeman Enterprises, LLC.

10:56 am March, 26 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

The cameraman is asking Lute Vandertrout where the smell of rakfish is coming from. Lute thumbs over his shoulder and says, “von of dees darlings vill ferment yer trouser trout, ya?”

11:42 am March, 26 tall guy said...

Bleeth on right is the living proof that Sven will be punished by his sins rather than for them.

11:57 am March, 26 Wheezer said...

He says happily, “I have pooed in Mein Pampf!”

12:22 pm March, 26 The Dude said...

I peed in Herr Pooper.

12:58 pm March, 26 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

I peed in a Norse once.

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If i didn’t say it, Dark Sock would have after breast stroking forth from the fjord where he wrecked his boat.

2:32 pm March, 26 Ted Brogan said...

Sven’s face matches his shirt.

3:28 pm March, 26 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Sven looks like the unholy spawn of Jayne Mansfield and Doug McClure…crossed with Sonny Tufts and Sandra Dee.

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.Top that one @DoucheyWallnuts!

3:46 pm March, 26 Vin Douchal said...

Sven lights his hash pipe with an acetylene torch.

5:59 pm March, 26 Vin Douchal said...

Our gal from the HCwDB banner at the top is in the final 16 at Barstool’s Bracket thinger :

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What was her name? I thought she was one of the Cindy-ies…. Wheezer?

6:12 pm March, 26 Juke Joint Sniper said...

Sven ignites his own farts with an acetylene torch while singing Deutschland Über Alles and being accompanied by fat blond women wearing horned helmets.

6:44 pm March, 26 Stephanie said...

They’re all possessed by evil,just look at their eyes. And Sven is a orange road cone.

7:34 pm March, 26 Douchble Helix said...

Great job, Vin!

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I love how guys can keep track of some young thing on the internet, but we can’t remember the wife’s birthday, what school the kids go to, or to put on pants before getting the mail.

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But Blondie in a brackets competition? Bookmarked.

8:25 pm March, 26 Bret Easton Douchis said...

Wow. Dig the ecstatic looks…just before the cyanide kicks in.

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Jonestown Lager, choice of Douche Nordic Death Cults since 1977…

8:34 pm March, 26 DarkSock said...

The girl’s cheers reached a crescendo as Lars brought Invisible Man to a salty-rope spurting climax raining down on them all.

9:10 pm March, 26 Douche Springsteen said...

Ja ist mein first timen auf Miami und zis Amerikanische ecstacy ist stronger zen vat vee haff auf Berlin did zie see ver did Jürgen go to ok make party WOOOOOOOOO

9:17 pm March, 26 Douche Springsteen said...

Look I know the guy is obviously Swedish because only the Swedes have such a hard-on for the light blue / yellow color scheme but I’ve been drinking tonight and it’s funnier to make him speak nonsense German.

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edelweissen

9:23 pm March, 26 Douche Springsteen said...

@ Et tu

wait wait wait, Ontario legalized brothels? I live just across the river. I think some of those Windsor girls will be earning some of my hard-earned Yankee dollars.

10:21 pm March, 26 Nostradouchus said...

Dolph Lungren’s illegitimate child is making the best of his situation. Solo English Annie on the right doesn’t approve.

4:49 am March, 27 Windsor Girls said...

You don’t need to pay Windsor girls. And Mies Van der Spoot makes Frank Gehry look butch. Get hin the fuck off my google! Fucking wacko architects with their slide-rule and opium-fueled designs.

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Son

this is the swedish ice show secks och staden, or sex in the city.

its only fair, we stole girl with the dragon tattoo, they stole sex in the city. at least they had the decency to only make it an ice show.

6:17 am March, 27 Doucheywallnuts said...

^@Vin that’s Aleah from Wisconsin. Aleah, I says.

8:18 am March, 27 The Dude said...

Fuckerfaster, your name just kills me before I even get to your posts. Shit.

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Nice cat, too, but I’ll have nun of it.

4:34 pm March, 27 Wheezer said...

Vin, I remember the picture to which you’re referring, but I just can’t for the fuccen life of me figure out where it is.

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Maybe if I stop gazing at the pic you posted here, I could figure it out. Gimme a few more days and another jar of Vaseline—–errrrr, ahhhhh…..no, I can’t cover that up.

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Lawd, she’s adorable!

10:18 pm March, 27 Stephanie said...

Where’s Nancy these days? We need her to come back into the fold here and fight the fight.

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