Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Vinnie Doublepump Finds Brunettes on the Dance Floor

Vinnie Doublepump may be vying for the “Most Unworthy Nineteen Year Old of 2012″ award at the 2012 Douchie Awards.

# posted by douchebag1
6:14 am March, 28 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Vinnie obviously likes them flat-chested and not-too-bleethy….so I gotta say notta.

6:22 am March, 28 SonnyChibaChoad said...

I say notta..in spite of the undie poke and white belt

we’d all switch places with this guy in a NY minute.

6:23 am March, 28 Steve said...

Agreed. Notta. Now pull up your pants junior!!

6:40 am March, 28 Branch Sticky Icky said...

Notta. This cat is pulling two solid Bleeth Lites with minimal adouchtrements. High fives all around.

7:10 am March, 28 Stephanie said...

Vinnie will be a full douche bag in another year or two,I already see the signs. But for now,he’s just a lucky kid.

7:39 am March, 28 Branch Sticky Icky said...

@Stephanie, Freaky Friday much? :)

7:42 am March, 28 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Agree with Stephanie, total bag larvae once he full pupates in his Ed Hardy cocoon he’ll be a fully matured bag ready to spread his tribal tattooed wings over the skies of Jersey and Vegas! Plus he’s giving the suburban eye of date rape, his pockets are full midazolam and rohypnol awaiting being plopped with a stealthy flourish of the thumb and forefinger over eager apple and crantinis!

7:42 am March, 28 DarkSock said...

I would very much like to gently part these two ladies, much like a gentleman would part an engorged and needy vulva, and apply a Batman-level dick kick to the pasty worm residing in the sodden grotto of his sweaty cheddar-reeking man-thong.
ewfq

8:01 am March, 28 Doucheywallnuts said...

It’s Vinny’s world. We are just living in it.

8:02 am March, 28 Sergeant Poop said...

At first glance–to an amateur–Vinnie would appear to be a nottadouche. Upon further inspection, however, one sees a man who is wearing a belt, yet his pants are still far too low below the acceptable height. A wrist tattoo is also readily noticeable. Don’t forget about the gold necklace. And, ladies and gents, the icing on the cake–the double peace sign hand gestures.

8:22 am March, 28 Branch Sticky Icky said...

Oh snap, you’re right Sgt. Poop. I guess that’s why you’re the Sarge. This kid is 3 years away from full on Fishslap territory.

8:25 am March, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He’s on the rag.

8:44 am March, 28 Dan said...

Fresh-faced but nevertheless infected by the virus.

No question about it.

9:02 am March, 28 Vin Douchal said...

Fuccen douche. C’mon people , Vinnie is an insult to the name “Vin”. He’s like “He Just Bangs Bitches and Drinks , Jr.”

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Fuck this guy. Someday he’ll get his comeuppance , hopefully a soul crushing breakup from a chick way out of his league.

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And by out of his league I mean Viet Namese tranny reach around whore with impressive bolt ons installed by J. Preston Wilkers Largeman, MD, FRCSC and a case of horrible, contagious intestinal parasites

9:03 am March, 28 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Notta? Your honor, may I approach the bench? The people would like to submit exhibit B, white belt with underwear reveal. The people now rest their case, and request the maximum allowable sentence (deportation to Malaysia followed by caning under Islamic law).

9:06 am March, 28 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Apropos of EVERYTHING, aging girl next door cuties who sense the next stop on the bus is soccermomdom but out like drunken banshies.*

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*although I use the ubiquitous simile here, it would be equally correct to say that they are drunken banshies.

9:08 am March, 28 Stuart said...

Is he Stuart Broad, the England cricketer?

http://www.thehindu.com/sport/cricket/article9317.ece

9:08 am March, 28 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

If Smoot were in that club he would stuff a fat roll of Trojan Astro-Turfs into Vinnie’s puckered ass and make him watch as he dick-trampled these two fresh dainties like a Crimean Vodka Stomper with a stomach full of spring clover and a three-day-old itch in the middle of his back. And in between each round the ladies would use Vinnie’s hairless, Clearasiled chin to scrape their dripping clappers clean of funnel froth while Smoot kicked him in his swollen taint to dispense yet another sausage wrapper.

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‘Cuz rookies gots to learn the right way.

10:20 am March, 28 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Funnel froth? Sounds like a treat you’d buy along with an elephant ear at the county fair.

12:45 pm March, 28 The Dude said...

A few nights ago, I got really stoned and drank some Cake-flavored vodka. Is flavored vodka douchey?

5:00 pm March, 28 DB Sweeney said...

I don’t know if it’s douchey, but it sure is disgusting. Did you ralph?

6:41 pm March, 28 Nostradouchus said...

I’m on the fence. Let’s wait for him to write in (I’m calling it, btw) with a choad tone before we jump to conclusions.

7:52 pm March, 28 CB Popped said...

He’s almost a notta,,,,,almost.

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