Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Vinnie Doublepump

Vinnie Doublepump occupies that abhorrent location in the mating game in which Barely Legal Kelly is:

1) From a small town

2) Not that intelligent

3) Too young to know better

The result is toxic sludge served in grade school cafeterias.

# posted by douchebag1
12:12 pm March, 27 DarkSock said...

I’d slime her pink.

12:20 pm March, 27 Wheezer said...

His real name is Vincent M. Doubleputz.

12:23 pm March, 27 tall guy said...

While I wholeheartedly disapprove of Vinnie I am mildly pleased for that he can pull Jodie Foster.

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Maid’s day off.

12:24 pm March, 27 tall guy said...

remove that ‘for’.

12:31 pm March, 27 Et Tu Douche? said...

4) Can suck a golf ball through a garden hose?

12:32 pm March, 27 Et Tu Douche? said...

5) Can work her titay’s like Rev Chad works a bottle of Canadian Crown?

12:34 pm March, 27 Et Tu Douche? said...

I love everything there is about BLK’s “upper balcony”

12:37 pm March, 27 Et Tu Douche? said...

I see BLK and I remember how much of genius Frank Zappa was.

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“Hey Hey Hey all you girls in these

Industrial towns

I know you’re prob’ly gettin’ tired

Of all the local clowns

They never give you no respect

They never treat you nice

So perhaps you oughta try

A little friendly advice

And be a CREW SLUT

12:42 pm March, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

6) May be a fag hag.

12:43 pm March, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Look at the guy?

12:49 pm March, 27 FoghornLeghorn said...

Her pants are all torn up, and that’s bad. Her shirt is barely hanging on, and that’s good.

12:52 pm March, 27 Et Tu Douche? said...

7) Her Jugs need a Yogurt dousing?

12:57 pm March, 27 Vin Douchal said...

You’d have to think “that abhorrent location in the mating game ” is Las Vegas

1:05 pm March, 27 Douchble Helix said...

That is some sweet tender goodness. mmm, mmm!!

1:14 pm March, 27 UFO Destroyers said...

I wound up with a pair of jeans looking like BLK’s back in the day, but it was because of a mishap in the chemistry lab in college. (I’m thinking BLK has never been past the second semester for her cosmetology license.) Luckily it was the 80’s and my eyeglasses shielded most of my upper body. Unfortunately, the classmate that caused the small thermonuclear disruption at the next table wasn’t so lucky. But still it could have been worse–he could have looked like Vinnie Doubledump either before or after the hydrosulfuric acid bath. I guess he paid a price for the passing grade that semester.

1:17 pm March, 27 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Vinnie, ya gotta have some guns before you can double pump. Those things look like some calamari stuffed with a bit a feta cheese.

1:20 pm March, 27 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ UFO

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Nearly all my jeans are like hers for the same reason you describe. The little fucckers in my labs (I know, I know. I SHOULD call them students) liberally douse the shit out of the counters with acid and then I don’t find out anymore until after they get washed. Then again, I still have no idea why my one pair has a hole in the crotch…

1:42 pm March, 27 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

I’d acid wash her breasticles with my alkaline man mustard.

1:44 pm March, 27 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

I’d emulsify her va-jay-jay with my man-yonnaise.

1:47 pm March, 27 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

I’d caramelize her aureola with my piping hot, penile salamander.

2:01 pm March, 27 UFO Destroyers said...

Doc, that’s just one reason why I’m an accountant now. When your two-stage rocket blows up on the launch pad about 8 feet away from your face, a desk job doesn’t seem so bad. That, and how come everything in physics is a “theory”. Debits and credits are pretty cut and dry as to their existence. And when there’s a mistake made, a black hole doesn’t open up and swallow everything–I’m looking at you, Hadron.

2:11 pm March, 27 DarkSock said...

He is a pipe-farter.

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Hopefully so is she.

2:26 pm March, 27 Vin Douchal said...

And BTW, clean that fucking kitchen you fucking pigs

2:31 pm March, 27 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Me thinks the backseat of Vinnies sweet ass ’95 Del Sol is going to get a liberal spraying of used appletini later on that evening. That girl is a lightweight in this game and I know the pukers when I see ‘em and she’s a puker!!

2:32 pm March, 27 Doucheywallnuts said...

I am a big fan of Barely Legal Kelly. And by that I mean I’d love to ejaculate into the openings of her ripped jeans.

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If there was a Slightly-Out-of-Focus wing to the Hall of Hott I would nominate BLK.

4:28 pm March, 27 The Dude said...

I don’t like either of these people, and especially neither of them. Cupla smug mugs that require fish slaps.

5:12 pm March, 27 Steve said...

Nice 11.5 inch arms there, big guy. Keep wearing tight t-shirts. It ain’t making them look any bigger.

5:39 pm March, 27 Juke Joint Sniper said...

Cute blonde with a messy kitchen means riot in the sack. Vinnie, you are one lucky D-Bag wannabe.

10:12 pm March, 27 Stephanie said...

Mom and Pop are gone lets have a party and pose.

1:48 am March, 28 Nostradouchus said...

All the Mary Kay in the world can’t make her hot. Real talk.

10:47 am March, 28 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Who’s up for a pellet gun show? Huh?!?! HUH!?!?!?!

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