Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Where's Future Prescription Muscle Relaxant Addict?

Somewhere in this lineup of paid-to-pose party chomps, I’ve carefully hidden a Future Prescription Muscle Relaxant Addict enjoying his six months of social peak thanks to credit fraud.

Look closely.

Can you find him?

# posted by douchebag1
10:49 am March, 6 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Pink tube top is the proud holder of the Discover Nipple card. Earn double points for sex toys and sex services.

10:49 am March, 6 Ol' Dirty Douchebag said...

Note to self. Scratch San Diego off the list.

10:58 am March, 6 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Persiatic Mesopotasian at far left for the (relatively speaking) win.

11:01 am March, 6 Vin Douchal said...

Don’t knock “Prescription Muscle Relaxants” ’til you try ’em.

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Oh and BTW, …….

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Christina Hendrick’s Nekkid Boobs Hacked From Cell Phone Pics !!

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HERE

11:04 am March, 6 Vin Douchal said...

Christina Hendrick’s Nekkid Boobs, I says

11:06 am March, 6 Mr. White said...

I don’t see anyone in this picture who ISN’T a future painkiller addict, although I wouldn’t be surprised if one of them went with Adderall instead.

11:37 am March, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I am not in the picture? Don’t get addicted to prescription muscle relaxants kids. The withdrawal will ruin years of your life, ask Stevie Nicks or me. Hell on earth I says. Fucking stupid doctors.

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This is the first post on this sight, which due to it’s inherent humor got me through bad times, to get me depressed. I’m going across the street to bum some clonazepam from my neighbor, damn you DB1.

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Fucking back monkeys Son.

11:38 am March, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

And those were some nice full figured boobs Vin.

12:08 pm March, 6 Douche Springsteen said...

I believe I quote Dr. Samuel Johnson when I say “He who makes a douche of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man”.

12:11 pm March, 6 Nancy Dreuche said...

Get addicted to work and making fun of people kids. You’ll make money and have no pesky significant other to muck up your party plans.

12:18 pm March, 6 Douche Springsteen said...

By the way, Vin, you’ve just become my favorite reg. Thank you.

12:27 pm March, 6 Wheezer said...

I think we all have a man crush on Vin because of his links…..or it just looks that way. Every time I see a hyperlink in a Vin post, I pop a chub.

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If small-boobied pink hott’s Daddy’s credit card were in Christina Hendricks’ top like that, I doubt I’d have to touch myself to bust a nut.

12:30 pm March, 6 Wheezer said...

Meanwhile, Cedric Largeman in back looks for an escape route.

12:32 pm March, 6 Wheezer said...

“Discover Syphilitic Diarrhea”? Why would I want to do that when it’s pictured above the website’s logo?

12:45 pm March, 6 DarkSock said...

“Discover Sexual Diseases”?

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Somebody’s gonna be missing some Vicodin outa their purse.

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Pilferers.

12:47 pm March, 6 Wheezer said...

Discover

S crotacular

D ouchebags

12:48 pm March, 6 Wheezer said...

Discover…..

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S melly

D ingleberries

12:51 pm March, 6 Wheezer said...

“Holding It Down”…..can we drop him like an anchor underwater and do just that? With his mouth open, too.

12:54 pm March, 6 Wheezer said...

Discover…..

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S piraling

D ownward

1:01 pm March, 6 Wheezer said...

Discover…..

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S teamy

D ump

1:02 pm March, 6 Wheezer said...

Discover…..

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S ewage

D isposal

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It’s no coincidence that so many of these are related to poo.

1:02 pm March, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

So this picture begs, is he “The Man”? Since he’s “holding it down” that must make him The Oppressor. You know, as in “The Man is holding me down.” If so, we know what we need to do to him right away. Now where did I put that blowtorch and that rusty piece of barbed wire I had?

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Hold on. Wait a minute. I think I’m wrong. Back the truck up. I think he means he’s the anchor on the distribution of every test he’s ever taken. Every evaluation he’s ever been given. You know “Hell, no one else is as bad a Johnson.” Or “If you can fucck up worse than Johnson, you’re really doin’ something.”

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Or does it have something to do with his ability to lower and keep a collective I.Q down? As in “I fell like I always lose about 50 I.Q. points whenever I talk to Johnson. He’s so dumb he makes Oprah sound like Richard Feynman (look him up bitches)”.

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fuccen confused

1:03 pm March, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Discover

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Smegmatic

Dysentery

1:17 pm March, 6 Wheezer said...

Ron Turdburglar: Anchorchoad

1:21 pm March, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ Discover

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Whale

Vagina

1:26 pm March, 6 The Dude said...

Vin for the Win! With a ‘special thank you’ to Ms. Hendricks, and by ‘special thank you’ I mean ‘weeeeeeEEHAAawwwwww!”

4:24 pm March, 6 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Too bad that’s not a real anchor tied to that choads chest, pretty much anyone in this crowd if they we’re drowning you’d wanna toss them a cinderblock or a large metallic object to utilize as a flotation device.

7:46 pm March, 6 troy tempest said...

Who is the future pain killer addict? The blonde on the right – she’ll finally get surgery for the scoliosis in her back, it won’t be a good job, and she’ll be stuck with chronic back pain. Oxy addict in the making….

9:53 pm March, 6 Nostradouchus said...

Where’s the shallow money addict? Did you spot her?

10:52 pm March, 6 Stephanie said...

With a mouth open that wide,some guy will come along and shove something into it. Pretend it’s a 2 x 4.

5:23 am March, 7 CB Popped said...

Normal Fell just shat that guy out….

8:36 am March, 7 kneejerk said...

Travis Barker is an asshole

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