Sunday, April 15, 2012

A Mouthful of Gold in a Douchebag of Suck

There is no hope.

# posted by douchebag1
8:11 am April, 15 Nancy Dreuche said...

Well that settles it. There is no hope. We’re all doomed. So I might as well get back to banging randoms. My 2 year sebatical was awesome but if this is the future I’m gonna need something to ease the pain.

8:15 am April, 15 Indiana Choad and the Temple of Douche said...

Product placement FTW! ‘Cause all the bros and homies need to hit up the Home Depot.

8:18 am April, 15 Indiana Choad and the Temple of Douche said...

Or was it a very subtle satire? I can’t tell anymore…

8:21 am April, 15 Indiana Choad and the Temple of Douche said...

Wait, Stackhouse productions? Never mind, douche all the way.

8:37 am April, 15 Sir Douche said...

Oh my goodness!

8:54 am April, 15 FredN. said...

A flying toaster?! WTF, is this a screensaver from 1989?

8:57 am April, 15 Colossus of Choads said...

Eurgh…

8:57 am April, 15 Nancy Dreuche said...

My favorite was the random seagull and Vanilla Coke shout out. Champagne Katie’s Used Coochie Coches video had higher production value.

9:23 am April, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Sir Douche keeps typing “Oh my goodness!”. 420 man.

10:26 am April, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Made it to about 40 seconds. Let’s see…

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Dear Mr Stacks

The tattoos, playa attitude, and the ability to repeat an incredibly inane “lyric” over and over do not make up for your exceedingly receding receding hairline, your short stature, the obvious fact that there is no leg training going on at whatever gym it is that you belong to, and your belly fat that you have accumulated while (mis)using steroids and/or other anabolic agents. Oh, and any douchebag with a camera and web connection can “produce” a rap video. See every other Sunday post for the past however many weeks it takes for it to get through your thick and non-hair covered head.

10:46 am April, 15 Scooby Douche said...

Wow, what compelling lyrics. He is the Bob Dylan of our time…..

10:48 am April, 15 Olddog1 said...

OMG

11:32 am April, 15 The Dude said...

I was wating for the hook, but if it ain’t there in 60 seconds, I ain’t there either. Fucking awful.

12:10 pm April, 15 Anonymous said...

So wait, am I hearing that right? ‘Rich ass peter with a mouthful of gold’

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Am I to understand, then, that he knows he’s a dick, and he just wants to find a dentist so the rest of us will know he’s a ‘peter’ too?

1:20 pm April, 15 douches Wild said...

He must have written the lyric while visiting Redundo Beach. Total excrement.

1:34 pm April, 15 Sir Douche said...

Reverend – thanks for the advice. You are now officially my mentor.

2:01 pm April, 15 Wheezer said...

A much better “rapper” who may be playing like he’s in on his joke but still trying to “keep it real”:

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The Average Homeboy

2:02 pm April, 15 Wheezer said...

And “The Average Homeboy”^^ fuccen sucks balls, BTW.

2:14 pm April, 15 Douche of Hazzard said...

He’s dunkin on you like oreo.

Maybe on an 8′ rim with a tennis ball.

2:15 pm April, 15 Nancy Dreuche said...

More like a mouthful of man jizz, when this guy gets caught for keistering blow across the border. Maybe once he’s done some time he can get some face tattoos and look a little more legit. And no hott to balance either. First DB1 puts the HOH on perma lockdown so no new freshies get added to the bowl and now its back to Sadistic Sunday. What’s a sista got to do (aside from blowing everybody) to help my fellow man out. Remember just last week when this place had thrice the ass and non of the muss? What happened? Oh yeah, welcome back WitholdsB1.

2:30 pm April, 15 troy tempest said...

It’s like everything evil at once. I’m surprised Cthulu wasn’t the DP for this. I agree – no hope. Dreuche – I’m ready for a blowie. Hope you like splinters.

2:33 pm April, 15 hermit said...

Between yesterdays 2 ot game and todays friendly cross state bloodbath, I haven’t seen such awesome playoff hockey since they put that gyroscope in the monkey hole.

2:36 pm April, 15 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Troy, sorry you guys would’ve gotten an awesome BJ (respect) groupon, but RevChad and Creature done spoiled it for the rest of you.

3:13 pm April, 15 troy tempest said...

Ok. Cest la vie. In response? I give you all: BOOBIES!

http://boobstagram.fr/

3:26 pm April, 15 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Yep, we’re fucked!

4:19 pm April, 15 Et Tu Douche? said...

boobstagram FTW!!!

4:40 pm April, 15 Nancy Dreuche said...

You done good Troy. You done good. Anything to save the waning libido of this site I am all for. Now if you’ll excuse me I’m gonna go wanksterfwapsterbate X 3. Cuz according to some people, that’s what all the cool kids do. I think I was lied to though. Pretty sure the cool kids actually have sex.

6:04 pm April, 15 Anonymous said...

where is the mouthful of gold

6:10 pm April, 15 Guid is Good said...

If it aint got any deep fried poultry it aint no Stackhouse Productions in my book.

6:23 pm April, 15 soy bomb said...

Can’t tell if this guy is trolling or not. There’s a fine line between satire and douche.

8:51 pm April, 15 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Fourteen: The number of times this guy was told “Excuse me, this is private property and you’re trespassing, please leave now or I’m calling the police” during the filming of this video.

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Also, this is a pretty sad excuse for a Stackhouse Production being there’s no mention of crushing puss on the reg and AIDS cream pies. Get some!

2:38 am April, 16 Douchble Helix said...

TT, what’s with those Winston Cup boobies? How is that #3 car hovering there like that?

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Maybe an Angel in Heaven?

4:55 am April, 16 creature said...

his next big hit…’Ass Full’o Cock’

6:16 am April, 16 Nostradouchus said...

Let’s make sure we get him in touch with A&R from Tuffem Up Records.

9:57 am April, 16 Adolf Skroatler said...

“Rich Ass Peter with a mouth full of BLOW.”

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ASvB

6:55 pm April, 16 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! The only chicks in his video were on a screen saver image in the background. Sitting on a public park bench?!?!?!? Rolling down the low rent condo district of [insert Florida city name here]. You sir, are one…pathetic…loser.

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With a mouth full of viking yogurt.

10:09 pm April, 16 Sofa King said...

That was Sofa King diarrhea-inducing.

7:21 pm April, 17 Little Willie said...

In polite society this individual is described as “differently abled” but in most of the other segments he is just another stupid retard.

4:21 am April, 19 Prince said...

Thumbs up for Vanilla Ice poster

10:36 pm April, 21 Anonymous said...

Mouth full of gold? Did he give King Midas a blowjob?

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