Sunday, April 15, 2012
A Mouthful of Gold in a Douchebag of Suck
There is no hope.
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- Charles Nelson Douchely
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- Merle Baggard
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- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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Well that settles it. There is no hope. We’re all doomed. So I might as well get back to banging randoms. My 2 year sebatical was awesome but if this is the future I’m gonna need something to ease the pain.
Product placement FTW! ‘Cause all the bros and homies need to hit up the Home Depot.
Or was it a very subtle satire? I can’t tell anymore…
Wait, Stackhouse productions? Never mind, douche all the way.
Oh my goodness!
A flying toaster?! WTF, is this a screensaver from 1989?
Eurgh…
My favorite was the random seagull and Vanilla Coke shout out. Champagne Katie’s Used Coochie Coches video had higher production value.
Sir Douche keeps typing “Oh my goodness!”. 420 man.
Made it to about 40 seconds. Let’s see…
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Dear Mr Stacks
The tattoos, playa attitude, and the ability to repeat an incredibly inane “lyric” over and over do not make up for your exceedingly receding receding hairline, your short stature, the obvious fact that there is no leg training going on at whatever gym it is that you belong to, and your belly fat that you have accumulated while (mis)using steroids and/or other anabolic agents. Oh, and any douchebag with a camera and web connection can “produce” a rap video. See every other Sunday post for the past however many weeks it takes for it to get through your thick and non-hair covered head.
Wow, what compelling lyrics. He is the Bob Dylan of our time…..
OMG
I was wating for the hook, but if it ain’t there in 60 seconds, I ain’t there either. Fucking awful.
So wait, am I hearing that right? ‘Rich ass peter with a mouthful of gold’
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Am I to understand, then, that he knows he’s a dick, and he just wants to find a dentist so the rest of us will know he’s a ‘peter’ too?
He must have written the lyric while visiting Redundo Beach. Total excrement.
Reverend – thanks for the advice. You are now officially my mentor.
A much better “rapper” who may be playing like he’s in on his joke but still trying to “keep it real”:
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The Average Homeboy
And “The Average Homeboy”^^ fuccen sucks balls, BTW.
He’s dunkin on you like oreo.
Maybe on an 8′ rim with a tennis ball.
More like a mouthful of man jizz, when this guy gets caught for keistering blow across the border. Maybe once he’s done some time he can get some face tattoos and look a little more legit. And no hott to balance either. First DB1 puts the HOH on perma lockdown so no new freshies get added to the bowl and now its back to Sadistic Sunday. What’s a sista got to do (aside from blowing everybody) to help my fellow man out. Remember just last week when this place had thrice the ass and non of the muss? What happened? Oh yeah, welcome back WitholdsB1.
It’s like everything evil at once. I’m surprised Cthulu wasn’t the DP for this. I agree – no hope. Dreuche – I’m ready for a blowie. Hope you like splinters.
Between yesterdays 2 ot game and todays friendly cross state bloodbath, I haven’t seen such awesome playoff hockey since they put that gyroscope in the monkey hole.
@Troy, sorry you guys would’ve gotten an awesome BJ (respect) groupon, but RevChad and Creature done spoiled it for the rest of you.
Ok. Cest la vie. In response? I give you all: BOOBIES!
http://boobstagram.fr/
Yep, we’re fucked!
boobstagram FTW!!!
You done good Troy. You done good. Anything to save the waning libido of this site I am all for. Now if you’ll excuse me I’m gonna go wanksterfwapsterbate X 3. Cuz according to some people, that’s what all the cool kids do. I think I was lied to though. Pretty sure the cool kids actually have sex.
where is the mouthful of gold
If it aint got any deep fried poultry it aint no Stackhouse Productions in my book.
Can’t tell if this guy is trolling or not. There’s a fine line between satire and douche.
Fourteen: The number of times this guy was told “Excuse me, this is private property and you’re trespassing, please leave now or I’m calling the police” during the filming of this video.
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Also, this is a pretty sad excuse for a Stackhouse Production being there’s no mention of crushing puss on the reg and AIDS cream pies. Get some!
TT, what’s with those Winston Cup boobies? How is that #3 car hovering there like that?
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Maybe an Angel in Heaven?
his next big hit…’Ass Full’o Cock’
Let’s make sure we get him in touch with A&R from Tuffem Up Records.
“Rich Ass Peter with a mouth full of BLOW.”
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ASvB
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! The only chicks in his video were on a screen saver image in the background. Sitting on a public park bench?!?!?!? Rolling down the low rent condo district of [insert Florida city name here]. You sir, are one…pathetic…loser.
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With a mouth full of viking yogurt.
That was Sofa King diarrhea-inducing.
In polite society this individual is described as “differently abled” but in most of the other segments he is just another stupid retard.
Thumbs up for Vanilla Ice poster
Mouth full of gold? Did he give King Midas a blowjob?