Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Breaking: Some Asian Hottie I've never heard of named Brenda Song is Dating Rocker Pudscrape

“Brenda Song” is her name. Douchescrape dating is her game.

# posted by douchebag1
6:21 pm April, 10 ehcuodouche said...

And Cyruspawn just gets douchier.

6:38 pm April, 10 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Industry douche and Bleeth… Yawn.

6:52 pm April, 10 Capt. James T. Douche said...

No way this ink blot would be getting Disney Channel poon if it wasn’t for Billy Ray’s mullet!!! This is baggery most foul!!!!

6:58 pm April, 10 shawnpp said...

The dude is Miley Cyrus brother. So…he’s dating a hottie with a hottie for a sister. Does he think their hottness will rub off? Maybe he’s hoping it will help people forget the tat’s.

7:15 pm April, 10 Nostradouchus said...

I served with Joey Ramone. Joey Ramone was a friend of mine. You sir, are no Joey Ramone.

8:01 pm April, 10 Wheezer said...

His name should be Trace Virus, even though there’s clearly more than a trace of it here.

8:26 pm April, 10 Vin Douchal said...

This dude is most vile.

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A splattered finger paint spectacle colorform fishbone of an appendectomy x-ray held up to a stainglassed window viewed through a kaleidoscope after being stabbed in the eye with a rusty leather awl.

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I won’t compliment him by hurling from all the ugly. I win if dinner stays down. We all win ….

8:27 pm April, 10 Bag A said...

I’d hit it.

8:34 pm April, 10 Stephanie said...

I’d also hit it,but with a…beat on the brat with a baseball bat.

8:45 pm April, 10 douches Wild said...

If talent was shit this guy wouldn’t have enough to stink-

8:45 pm April, 10 Anonymous said...

What has two thumbs and pops collar?

This tool!

12:32 am April, 11 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Hey little girl. I wanna be your named primary party in a personal protection order.

12:39 am April, 11 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Well I don’t care about legality

Cock, cock, cock ‘n balls high school

‘Cause that’s where I wanna creep

Cock, cock, cock ‘n balls high school

I just wanna show my dick

I just wanna rape some chicks

Cock, cock, cock, cock, cock ‘n balls high school

Well the girls out there call the cops on me, you know

Cock, cock, cock ‘n balls high school

Cruisin’ around in my Astro Van

Cock, cock, cock ‘n balls high school

I hate the National Sex Offender Registry

Don’t wanna be caught jacking it in the lavatory

Cock, cock, cock, cock, cock ‘n balls high school

Cum cum cock ‘n balls high school

Cum cum cock ‘n balls high school

Cum cum cock ‘n balls high school

Cum cum, oh baby

2:04 am April, 11 Nostradouchus said...

And btw, whoever she is, she ain’t that hot. I’d hit it, but I wouldn’t advertise it.

4:50 am April, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This clip is appropriate, once again, thanks to the Rev. BTW, we all have chunks of guys like this in our stool.

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http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81357051

5:09 am April, 11 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Well she is one hot Hmong-ma.

5:21 am April, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Any father of rotten female-type children of a young age knows that that’s London Tipton, ditzy hot heiress to a hotel chain and foil to the ubquitous baby douchebags Zack and Cody. Time has been very good to Brenda, other than her choice of Cyrus. Zack and Cody will be appearing on Celebrity Rehab next year.

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There can be only one Cyrus worthy of Brenda Song Hmong hottness.

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And although she’s easy on the eyes to old white dudes like me. She better warn her brother and cousins to stay away from this dude.

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5:26 am April, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^That was the very rare and patented Reverend Chad double whammy link fail.

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It should have been a scene from the Warriors where Cyrus gives his “Can you dig it?” speech. Then the next was Clint in the “Get off my Lawn” scene. It’s fucking funny in my head. Anyone else smell burnt toast.

5:56 am April, 11 Nancy Dreuche said...

She looks pregnant and defeated. I’m guessing he had something to do with it. Thanks for taking the hit Brenda. I’m mean Congrats.

6:49 am April, 11 jonezy said...

I’m surprised Wheeze didn’t already link this one- maybe he was out of commission in Octobertimes:

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http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2011/10/breaking-someone-named-brenda-song-gets-engaged-to-some-herpster/

6:50 am April, 11 jonezy said...

well, at least dude hasn’t got any uglier. But I’m not sure that’s saying much

6:52 am April, 11 jonezy said...

also, I think the dead foliage on the palm tree in back is a metaphor… no, a simile, for his fraggle rock neck mullet

7:48 am April, 11 Capt. James T. Douche said...

^Fraggle Rock Neck Mullet FTW!

9:13 am April, 11 troy tempest said...

Then:

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She: Sucky fucky love you long time!

He: Shup’ bitch, and gimme a beer.

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Now:

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He: I’m a gettin alla my daddy’s money when he dies cuz my sister’s fuggin loaded.

She: Me have bun in oven.

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Later:

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She: I leave you, no good douche smack! You smell like poo!

He: Wutevaaaah fat ass beyotch. I’ll just go find me another one like you – there’s a boatload of ’em. Think I’ll buy me three…

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Result: Epic fail for civilisation, major victory for poo and entropy.

1:20 pm April, 11 Heather said...

My friend told me about this post. I follow her on twitter and this is mean. She is beautiful and he is nice so I hope she gets my tweet about this. I grew up watching her and also the Cyruses are all awesome. You are all just jealous HATERZ!!!

1:28 pm April, 11 Douche Springsteen said...

Heather, which one of our regs are you? There’s no way any fan of theirs could have typed that many sentences without a glaring grammatical error.

2:18 pm April, 11 CB Popped said...

Heather? Chuckle.

3:30 pm April, 11 South Side said...

From her Wikipedia page: “She made her screen debut in Santa with Muscles (1996)”

She was showing Bleeth tendencies from a young age.

11:42 pm April, 11 ter said...

I hope she doesn’t commit suicide over this.

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