Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Caption This Pic

“Leitmotif,” a small experimental theater troupe from Glasgow, Scotland, found a little success when recreating a rare version of the Garden of Eden story as depicted in a Gnostic Scroll found in a cave in Jerusalem in 1923.

Try #2:

Danny and Carla both discovered they like to deep-throat bananas.

Yeah, that’s better.

# posted by douchebag1
9:28 am April, 11 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Eve suddenly realized that Adam was serious when he said he’d like to put one of these in her monkey hole.

9:45 am April, 11 Vin Douchal said...

If injested, induce vomiting

9:46 am April, 11 Nancy Dreuche said...

Douchebag see, douchebag do.

9:47 am April, 11 Nancy Dreuche said...

These shits are bananas, B A N A N A S.

9:50 am April, 11 FlipFriddle said...

You know he’s a douche because he’s looking at the camera instead of at the bared mams right in front of him.

9:51 am April, 11 John Largemans Cheeseburger said...

That Billy Crystal has aged well, but alas the whole trying to stay current hip thing isn’t working for him what with those silly tattoos and goofy glasses.

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Now if my eyes don’t deceive me it looks like she’s got some serious cleavite going and I approve of that. I’d slide my bananas foster betwixt them any day.

9:53 am April, 11 Vin Douchal said...

Who’s Hungry?

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9:55 am April, 11 Vin Douchal said...

We need more potassium, potassium I says

9:56 am April, 11 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Rev

Just realized the Islanders are NOT playing Ottawa it’s the Broadway Blue Sharts. If you still wanna bet let me know.

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Duguays

9:56 am April, 11 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Gurgle, Gurgle!

10:00 am April, 11 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Because a stifled gag reflex is a terrible thing to waste.

10:05 am April, 11 Baron Von Goolo said...

Monkey see, monkey poo.

10:06 am April, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Moments before Reverend Chad furiously threw the herpster out the window Mindy betrayed her delight at spotting something meatier heading towards her.

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N’mean

10:06 am April, 11 Baron Von Goolo said...

If she’ll do that with her dad, imagine what she’s got in store for YOU.

10:07 am April, 11 Baron Von Goolo said...

Sometimes the hypnotist act at Don Ho’s Island Grill gets out of hand.

10:10 am April, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Et Tu

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I’m game for the Senators conquering the Rangers. And this will likely be my last bet until Boston-Vancouver. And by Boston-Vancouver I mean whether the riot is bigger this year. Fucking hipster anarchists.

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Anybody remember this old ditty.

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10:11 am April, 11 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Rev

Sounds good.

10:36 am April, 11 Capt. James T. Douche said...

This is a rare photo of the Castro District Lemur.

10:51 am April, 11 The Right Honorable Member for, The Very Reverend Mother Her Duchal Serene Highness, Dr, Hortense Sussudio Fuckerfaster said said...

at first ass-jedi carla resisted goatse yoda, because she wanted to gap like a recently liberated boilermaker in an early 80’s san francisco bath house, not give blow jobs like any two-bit tiffany. soon she gave herself to the training, and became the duck-pin bowling champ of the matamoros brunswick bowl-a-rama and donkey show.

the force, a seven-ten split, and the 8 other pins are with her.

antimemetics.

11:18 am April, 11 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Chiquita’s new marketing campaign to sell more fruit to fucking hipster douchebags was a complete failure.

11:29 am April, 11 hermit said...

In an effort to promote the first lady’s anti-obesity program, child molesters can no longer use candy, but must lure their victims with healthy fruits and vegetables.

11:54 am April, 11 Stephanie said...

Dad is showing his daughter how to suck. Call the authorities.

12:00 pm April, 11 Doucheywallnuts said...

“I took this picture and then immediately vomited.” From the pages of photographer’s True Confessions magazine.

12:02 pm April, 11 Doucheywallnuts said...

While Stuart could override his gag reflex, viewers of this photograph aren’t so lucky.

12:06 pm April, 11 SonnyChibaChoad said...

this is Terry Richardson…decidedly nottadouche…http://www.terrysdiary.com/ tho he has taken some portraits of the Jersey Shore crew.

I know the cat, v cool

12:31 pm April, 11 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Carla discovered to her chagrin that Danny is better at deep throating bananas, and has no gag reflex.

12:33 pm April, 11 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Sonny, in this case I guess its fair to say there is a fine line between artistic and really fucking creepy. If you know the guy and are willing to vouch that he is not infact the aging hipsterbag that he appears to be, I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt.

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though I checked out the site briefly and immediately ceased when I saw his pics of a couple twinks caressing each other.

12:36 pm April, 11 jonezy said...

once ingested, always molested

12:44 pm April, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

He looks a little too eager to see if he can get the cream to cum out of the banana. Just sayin’…

12:56 pm April, 11 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Magnum DPI..agreed….he’s a celeb photog, and has a lot of out-there shit on his site. Bunch of good coffee table books from Taschen, that you wouldn’t leave out for the kids or in-laws.

One of his signature moves is to have the ridic hot model (females that is) dress as him…in flannel and the awesome 70s specs he sports on the reg.

He’s cool as shit tho, a winner.

I think he gets a notta as he hangs with all that hot tail all day, and is a queer as a 3 dollar bill. Has to be a leniency rule for this type. His tatts are old school as well… ok that’s enough

1:17 pm April, 11 Douche Springsteen said...

That’s Terry Richardson. I rather like his photography.

1:26 pm April, 11 Little Willie said...

Glasses is sucking that down with way too much eagerness and enthusiasm for a straight person. He wishes that banana was a huge pecker instead and he spends the day sucking on wieners in the mens restroom with that same goofy look on his face. Carla on the other hand has some decent looking tongue / head technique going on there. Not sure what compelled her to be photographed with that fucked up turd.

2:02 pm April, 11 Just Me said...

I’ll lick yours if you lick mine.

3:57 pm April, 11 Disconnected said...

That is indeed Terry Richardson. World famous photographer and seemingly quite awesome dude. Rocks tar leniency applies

4:30 pm April, 11 Tony Ventresca said...

No, he’s a complete douchebag. The internet is full of photos of him getting blowjobs from models. Make no mistake, I approve of getting blowjobs from models, but he takes photos of himself taking photos of himself getting the blowjob. Plus he wears those damn logging shirts 24/7.

4:31 pm April, 11 Tony Ventresca said...

Here we go (NSFW): http://slandercampaign.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/dekb27.jpg

4:46 pm April, 11 Nancy Dreuche said...

He was quoted as saying “Hollywood, It’s not who you know, its who you blow.”. What a great town.

4:56 pm April, 11 Nancy Dreuche said...

As for the logging shirts, the dudes old, the grunge scene was probably a really important time for him. Some guys just can’t let go of an era.

5:33 pm April, 11 UFO Destroyers said...

Katherine Heigl’s first modeling gig didn’t turn out like she thought it would.

6:43 pm April, 11 DouchYouWannaDance said...

Caption:

The Harper Valley PTA was shocked to receive this photo from the schools choir director from Cancun posing with star pupil Sarah.

7:25 pm April, 11 FredN. said...

Fuck that douche.

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Wikipedia:

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Richardson has been repeatedly accused of sexual abuse throughout the past decade.[2][3][11] As reported in The Globe and Mail, he once claimed of the fashion world, “It’s not who you know, it’s who you blow.”[12] Numerous models he worked with in the past, most prominently Danish model and filmmaker Rie Rasmussen and Jamie Peck, have reported their experiences of both sexual harassment and coercion in his studio. “He takes girls who are young, manipulates them to take their clothes off and takes pictures of them they will be ashamed of,” said Rasmussen to the New York Post. Richardson did not respond to the article’s publication.[13] Peck, who was 19 at the time, reported that Richardson requested she “take out my tampon for him to play with” and later pressured her into masturbating him with her hand, telling her, “if you make me come, you get an A.”[14]

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Following the publication of these allegations, the website Jezebel.com called on other models to come forward with their experiences with Richardson. Jenna Sauers, a model-turned-blogger for the site, stated she received numerous anonymous accounts of the photographer’s behavior: “I have heard from a lot of models that he has worked with that all say his M.O. is the same. You suddenly get naked and then he touches you and he goes further and further. But you’re surrounded by his assistants and they are validating his actions.”[15]

In response to these allegations, Richardson has said, “Some people think they’re degrading to women. And those are great reactions to get, because the same people who are saying that are secretly taking dumps on people or like to drink piss or whatever. Everybody has their trips.”

9:32 pm April, 11 bilbodouchebaggins said...

i think that’s an early version of the cover art for portnoy’s complaint. that’s the monkey on the right. which i guess makes the tatted up douche on the left roth? i don’t know. maybe.

10:41 pm April, 11 Nostradouchus said...

This herpster was into the Bible before Jesus thought it was cool….

1:14 am April, 12 Czechzor bagsa said...

Terry Richardson is Girls Gone Wild hipster douche edition; same formula, better photographic sense. So, yes, if you like seeing a guy take advantage of drunk and/or star struck and/or attention seeking women then, yes, he’s a v cool cat. But otherwise, not so much.

5:53 am April, 12 SonnyChibaChoad said...

I stand corrected

7:30 am April, 12 Medusa Oblongata said...

CreepsterDouche.

7:35 am April, 12 Medusa Oblongata said...

CreepsterDouche. Run, bananagirl, run! Quick! Into the playpen! Never mind those girls over in the corner, you come over here to this well-lit spot and sit on this big microfiber pillow. Here, put on this robe. Awww, you look cute in leopard print! Now, have a cupcake and some cocoa-do you like marshmallows? Now, don’t cry, come on, let me dry that tear. Now tell me what the bad man did to you.

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Uh-huh.

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I see.

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Mr. White, prepare The Rectifier. We have work to do.

7:50 am April, 12 kneejerk said...

Richardson is THE definition of Hipster Douche.

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