Saturday, April 28, 2012

Comment of the Week: Olddog1

Olddog1 starts off on a boobie rant, and ends up wistfully pondering Sarah Michelle Geller’s career, in the Moaz Has High Hair thread and wins the coveted HCwDB Comment of the Week:

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She looks like Paris Hilton, with boobs. Or at least slightly larger boobs. Maybe Paris’s younger, better looking sister. She does not look like Buffy. SMG was never that cute. BTW, I am and always will be a big Buffy fan, but face it, SMG was only picked because she was little and she had worked on soap operas. Fox thought she might have a following and they thought they were getting a teen soap. Boy were they wrong.

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# posted by douchebag1
12:27 pm April, 28 The Dude said...

I got stars in my eyes, because my head is buried in that chick’s belly. Buried, I tells ya!

12:29 pm April, 28 The Dude said...

‘grats Olddog. Send the award money to Paris, she’s still weeping about the whole 30’s thing.

12:58 pm April, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Olddog had me kind of baffled with that comment because (SMG>SJP)/Britney=boner-SJP. And I think The Dude is on a bender. And after looking at this picture I am going to eat a tub of full fat cottage cheese after the benzos kick in.

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First Wedgie disappears in March. Dark Sock in April. Who’s next?

1:05 pm April, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The attempt to remove the Guinea Worm from his arm was unsuccessful.

1:11 pm April, 28 army (ret) douche said...

that’s the second biggest nicoderm patch i’ve ever seen!

1:16 pm April, 28 Nancy Dreuche said...

Maybe wait for the roid injection site to heal up before going poolside.

Olddog1, don’t take this the wrong way and freak out on me. I’m merely addressing your comment. I thought SMG played a fine Buffy and the show was a hit back in the day. Obviously they made the right choice.

1:51 pm April, 28 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Doc Bunsen re; wager

Yeah man something along those lines as I can enjoy some whiskey as well as some scotch. So a bottle of something similar.

2:05 pm April, 28 doucheywallnuts said...

I could swear I’ve ejaculated on, um I mean, seen that bleeth’s torso before. Has someone had major plastic surgery to their face?

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Early favorite for the yearly, “Best Co-ed GSR.”

2:10 pm April, 28 The Dude said...

Bender? This hunter was bent permanently, starting when I first started starting when I first guffawed ( *slap* ) at this joint!

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Did somebody say *joint*??

2:12 pm April, 28 The Dude said...

Permanointment. Keeping the professionals in possession of the keys to the medicinals.

2:12 pm April, 28 The Dude said...

God, I need a beer, and a new girlfriend.

2:16 pm April, 28 The Dude said...

It took me — what day is it? — a really long time to get my head out of that girl’s ass long enough to see the wolr’ds <-like that typo, i'm keeping it — largest prickoderm patch.

2:18 pm April, 28 The Dude said...

Largemann sighting, left of the douchebag. Are the troops in place?

2:34 pm April, 28 John Largemans Cheeseburger said...

@The Dude

That is John’s 2nd cousin Gerry Largeman. He’s a great guy full of humor always a hit at the family reunion. He loves his spleef and knows his way around a Weber kettle grill.

4:36 pm April, 28 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Old fart doesn’t know cute. He probably jerks off to Amanda Plummer. But well done on the weekly just the same.

4:37 pm April, 28 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

The Dude has definitely gone deep end without water wings. I kinda dig it.

4:43 pm April, 28 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

How can no one notice the bizarre abs on this hott? Looks like Dr. Frankenferter did her cesarean.

6:07 pm April, 28 The Dude said...

My water wings were cleverly-disguised wine pouches.

6:13 pm April, 28 Doucheywallnuts said...

Flat abs, even with a hideous scar, are hott. Who cares if she gave birth to a Wildebeast?

6:39 pm April, 28 The Dude said...

Looks like I picked the wrong week to pick the wrong week to *slap*!!

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Thanks Lloyd

6:40 pm April, 28 The Dude said...

Lloyd says I should go hit Thatcher’s Snatcher if it’s still smelly!

6:43 pm April, 28 The Dude said...

Bridges, young stubs.

6:48 pm April, 28 The Dude said...

What a strange and recent life I live. Alternating between duality and commerce. did I say recent? I meant decent. Did I say duality?

6:50 pm April, 28 The Dude said...

Gugg ’23 up there, somewhere between wallnuts and Crude McShoes!

6:52 pm April, 28 The Dude said...

I assume Rev Chad will be the docent. And by assume, I mean…

7:35 pm April, 28 Doucheywallnuts said...

Her face vexes me more than her abdominal scar. I could work up a nice lezz fantasy involving a prison cell, two hotts, kissing, scissoring and a knife to the gut. A nasty face is more of a problem…

7:40 pm April, 28 The Dude said...

Limits on the two-hott threesome fantasy include Greta Van Sustren, because first of all she’s not young enough to be a cougar and B.) she invited Lyndsay Lohan to some D.C.B.S.

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They’ll have their hands full cleaning the taint from that partay!

7:51 pm April, 28 Nancy Dreuche said...

I’m thinking we should all chip in and get tall (boring) guy a thesaurus for Christmas. I will even put in some of the money I was going to spend on that Hamducken I was gonna buy for my large boisterous Italian family.

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@DoucheyWallnuts, you’re older but manage to entertain with awesome stories. Maybe you could give a few tips to tall (uncreative) guy. I think out of everything you’ve written I was only non-plussed about one story. Pretty good ratio if you ask me.

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Also I hope Dark Socks absence isn’t because I accused him of being in a gay band. That would suck. I actually miss that guy. You know, cuz he’s funny and he makes us laugh.

8:25 pm April, 28 Olddog1 said...

Thank you, thank you very much, I’ll be here all week, try the veal and tip your waitress. They work hard for the money.

9:21 pm April, 28 The Dude said...

I’ve got it: tastes like chicken skin, looks like a fake tit. Titchen skin™

9:21 pm April, 28 The Dude said...

Faken schit

9:30 pm April, 28 The Dude said...

@wallnuts 7.35pm: I assume the position that you have read and dedouched my 7.40pm entry (next week’s post of the weak). Butt first of all, the pervex por favortex that I just called Titchen™ skin is the new glue that keeps the boobies garoovie!

9:31 pm April, 28 The Dude said...

I need another new girlfriend.

9:37 pm April, 28 The Dude said...

Permanoid. Unremovable. Don’t thank me. Thank the good folks at Presnott Pharmaceutical!

9:39 pm April, 28 The Dude said...

I hate it when my new girlfriend doesn’t arrive in forty-five minutes.

9:40 pm April, 28 The Dude said...

^haiku, fellas. 5-7-5 bitchizznitch. Is this the haiku thread?

9:41 pm April, 28 The Dude said...

^^18 is the new seventeen. I did the math.

10:24 pm April, 28 The Dude said...

I may have to get my pervex removed. Until then, no thread is safe here.

10:30 pm April, 28 The Dude said...

Tonight, I sing: The Crude McShoes Blues

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1ehMrK3itM

I am a Soul Man.

10:31 pm April, 28 The Dude said...

Tebus Christ, the world died and no one told me. Oh well

10:36 pm April, 28 The Dude said...

If anyone dares to call me a thread-fluffer, I have some very special skills, and rest assured that I WILL find you, I WILL strangle your soul, and THEN i’ll go to work on you! bwahaha!

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*konk*

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*konk*

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uhm I was just kidding?

10:43 pm April, 28 The Dude said...

@ejaculator a.k.a. wallnuts 2.05pm: I think I ~*knew*~ this girrl 2, but i am farr too drunk and lazy to redraw the steps of circumstance that lead me to this conclusion. And by drunk and lazy I mean…

11:51 pm April, 28 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I went to a fish n’ chips joint in Portland today with the motto “If it smells like fish, eat it!”.

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That pretty much sums up this picture.

11:53 pm April, 28 Jacques Doucheteau said...

@ The Dude

I wash down 20mg of cyclobenzaprine with a double white Russian in your honor. Go in peace, Son.

11:59 pm April, 28 The Dude said...

Chicken Tits! That’s what I meant to say.

Coming soon to a convenience store near you, or not.

11:59 pm April, 28 The Dude said...

Am I dead yet?

12:01 am April, 29 Nostradouchus said...

LOL at his head, height, and John Largeman in the background.

12:15 am April, 29 The Dude said...

White Meat @11.59pm, *In forum announcer’s tone* before the day was done!

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oh yeah, the time thingie is all fucked up here. whatever!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lU-Uwl7AZ7o

12:23 am April, 29 The Dude said...

babalu!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FT8w4GJMdk&feature=related

12:25 am April, 29 The Dude said...

better:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjftpMe6h8c

12:27 am April, 29 The Dude said...

betterer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fes-P2C9w7g&feature=related

12:29 am April, 29 The Dude said...

Questo tempo grigio? ici

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnJlrbfWQao

12:32 am April, 29 The Dude said...

Okay, here’s the prefect pitch!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44wqc2gbbfY

12:37 am April, 29 The Dude said...

Original translation was something like “Come away with me, don’t worry that the sky is gray, I gotta blue sky robe for you every day” — somehting like that. Wallnuts knows this song, he was there “in the day”. And the skies were bahlueeeee!!!

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Done, I hope.

1:30 am April, 29 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Douche in pic apparently messed up his synthol injection.

3:45 am April, 29 CB Popped said...

This guy looks like he stands about 5’2.

With haircut.

Maybe Sock is peeing in a horse somewhere…..no easy feat.

That shit can take up an entire day you know.

1:41 pm April, 29 Doucheywallnuts said...

@Dude, I thought 15 was the new 18. That could get a bloke in a spot of trouble.

4:52 pm April, 29 The Dude once said...

Patroll violations should be avoided. So should my headache.

5:18 pm April, 29 Sofa King said...

That abdominal scar looks Sofa King painful. C-section with a chain saw.

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