Thursday, April 5, 2012

Corner corner corner chameleons…they come and go

Okay, baghunters – can you spot:

  1. Fish Slap’s “special friend”;
  2. Carnie Wilson’s daughter;
  3. The ‘bag filled with regret over his drunken decision to french kiss a wounded bobcat

Please enter your wagers, as ever, by clicking on the comments link.

# posted by Bagnonymous
7:05 am April, 5 Medusa Oblongata said...

middle, right, left, vomit, where’s my prize.

7:07 am April, 5 Medusa Oblongata said...

L-R: Frankendouche, Overcooked baked potato, Ziggy Stardouche, DarkSock’s horse, Divine.

7:09 am April, 5 Wheezer said...

Damn, Bud Bundy got messed up hitting on all of Kelly’s friends.

7:23 am April, 5 Doucheywallnuts said...

This is a scene from the new movie, “Douchebag Dancing.” The tag line is “Nobody puts douchebags in the corner!”

7:30 am April, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

My problem with this picture is that there is absolutely no reason they should want to take part in it. And as life springs eternal as quickly as gastric by-passes in a Carnie, the bounty and beauty of nature redeem themselves once more after a harsh and melancholy winter of death. And then there are these freaks.

7:30 am April, 5 Flounder said...

Carnie Wilson’s daughter gives the sign to fend off demons, but little does she know she is already among them.

7:40 am April, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

But there is an Eden for these people where they will be loved for their oddity and perhaps sprayed by their mutherfucking homeboys with Faygo in northern Texas, the four-corner states, and the southeasty places where illiteracy and stupidity run rampant like Mitt Romney with Brylcreem and a comb. I just prepared this quick piece from my travels to carnicals last Summer’s Eve with Lenny The Box and a camera. I like to call it A Moveable Fester.

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http://www

8:00 am April, 5 Doucheywallnuts said...

Pear On A Stick Pear.

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http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?page_id=65069&id=xenia_deli_new_tomorrow_4&title=Xenia%20Deli%20Pictures&loc=3

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Am I right when I say that?

8:03 am April, 5 Ass-istant Manager said...

Fuck Fish Slap’s special friend. Blondie there is giving the Jersey eye of bathroom handjob.

8:17 am April, 5 Vin Douchal said...

I don’t know about Carnie Wilson, but I definately see a few carnies here

8:24 am April, 5 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

What do the checkered reflections in the mirror shades tell us?

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.That Fish Slap’s Special Friend has a foot fetish.

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.That, or he’s admiring the junk on the photog/dude he just blew.

8:31 am April, 5 Vin Douchal said...

I’m ready for the Red Sox to compete in the best division in baseball. Thank Allah for Verizon so I can watch the game on my computer at work on ESPN2.

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The great Joe Castigione of WEEI radio takes us into the season:

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8:32 am April, 5 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Someone please flush, the bowl is full.

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and nice video Rev. I have now completely given up on the future of America.

9:02 am April, 5 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Blowjob! What was the question again??

9:14 am April, 5 The Dude said...

Blondie’s giving me the Mayan Eye of Hurry Up and Fuck Me before Your Buzz Wears Off

9:27 am April, 5 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Leftmost douche looks like someone who passed out at a college bar and everyone took turns drawing on his face. But he’s not half as smart as a drunken frat-tard, because it’s permanent, and he did it on purpose.

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Less girthy brunette wins the award for most awkward, graceless pose that was supposed to look sexy and casual. She needs a gyroscope to stabilize her monkey hole.

9:35 am April, 5 Ass-istant Manager said...

@McCrudeshoes, blondie there looks likes she could give you a toothy one if you’ll watch her kids for two hours while she gets a tramp stamp of a rose inside of a star with some squiggly shit coming out the sides.

9:46 am April, 5 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

^ I’d tattoo her for free. With a rusty bicycle chain.

10:15 am April, 5 Charles Douchewin said...

Look closely, Blondie is giving a frightening variant of the Mayan eye. Note the pointed nose, and the use of the “V” signs.

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This is the Nixon eye of foreign policy.

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She may want to F#@k everyone – and not in a good way.

10:23 am April, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Sorry people but this is the press photo for the band Creepy Sex Monkey. Fro L-R: Fistule Uranus on drums, Saddlebags Sally on Lead guitar, Farthuffer McDoofus on lead vocals, Skanky Skankeritis on rythym guitar, and The Blob on bass. They’re gonna be the opening act for a href=”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOibIxl3dLo&feature=related”>these guys on the Why Isn’t Anyone Here? tour this summer.

10:24 am April, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ wow way to close a tag fucknut. these guys:

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11:33 am April, 5 Jeet Kune Douche said...

It would be Divine Justice if, one second after that photo was taken, the area was struck by a meteor.

2:44 pm April, 5 Stephanie said...

5 people screaming out for attention,get none. Where are those flesh eating zombies when you need them.

12:56 am April, 6 Nostradouchus said...

He’s totally not trying to show off his COMPLETELY ORIGINAL TATTOOS. Totally.

4:41 am April, 6 CB Popped said...

A rare backstage pic of The Dildonics?

Pickleslitters.

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