Wednesday, April 18, 2012
Doucheborg Will Assimilate You
They’re coming for you.
They get you when you sleep.
They’ll play dubstep in your ear and force you to drink Kristal shooters.
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- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
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- Et Tu Douche?
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- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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Nice side boob reveal
I am dyslexic of Borg. Your ass will be laminated.
She’s an obvious “paid-to-pose” hot, but I get the impression that this guy works there as well.
They caught her just after I launched a roper from 6 feet away. Good thing to know that I still got it!
Klaus swept his searchlight slowly across the prison yard. The rabble were becoming aggitated. That would not do. Not on his watch. He reached purposefully for the radio. Perhaps a few minutes with the dogs would remind them of their manners. Yes, a few minutes with the dogs.
In between an MJ tribute and an ABBA/NIN mashup these two employees at Club Trend-E found time for a photo op. Be sure to tip their G-strings.
Apparently the Doucheborg have yet to assimilate Gold’s Gym.
Clearly the Doucheborg has assimilated Taco Bell’s Fourth Meal.
Is it just, me or does he give you the impression he’s wearing a cloth diaper?
Bag’d be an inspiration for Dreuche to rub one out. Signifiers include clean-cut looks, mom’s apple pie haircut & serious love handles she identifies her own fat arse self with.
Lollizz
^Is this really tall guy? I’m not buying it, other than his unhealthy obsession with my unhealthy obsessions. Anyway say something Australian and convoluted so we know its you. Also those Sheilas still not giving you the time a day?
She doesn’t always give handjobs to young men in public, but when she does she wears hand condoms.
Dubstep has to be the craziest thing I’ve heard since “bottle service” and “Ice Road Truckers.”
The figure painted on hott’s face is a classic trope from Navajo art, and its name translates roughly to “She Who Takes the Stream on Her Face.”
Dreuche, I suggest a diet of ice-cubes’n’cock to lose the baby fat.
I’m okay with all of that if she forces my blood hardened turnip root betwixt her mams until I fill both of her massive nostrils with my doppia panna. That’s Italian for double cream, double cream I says
Cajun Brothel
@tall guy, I suggest actually boning women to lose your virginity.
WordPress is fucking with my mind.
Protein shakes don’t work without the weights, brah.
I gotta love handle for sideboob girl, and a smackerel for d-borg.
Shit, I’m still stuck in Thatcher’s snatch!
@tall you, also how do you know that diet works? Is that how you lost your baby fat?
Jenny Dell, still killing it over at NESN:
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Hair gel doesn’t hide the fact that Bro has the torso of a prepubescent girl.
Red Head Butterface < Tebow
@Vin, when you’re competing for attention with baseball you gotta look your best.
Jizzhead Vanna White.
Looks like Boss found the 4th Jonas Brother.
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I’m not sure if she is PtP since she’s still got her original bewbies, nose, and hair color. Although, the ecstacy “candy” bracelets give me pause. He, on the other hand, does work there–normally as the barback–but some of the regular guys called in sick and he volunteered for floor duty.
“Jack and Jill Handjobs” were the order of the day at Priscilla’s Pleasure Palace, which always caused Arturo to come prepared with his extra-absorbent wristbands.
D-borg gets sweaty elbows – eww.
Ugh, set phasers to rotating modulation and aim for the crotch!
The semen monocle is the hot new Bleeth fashion accessory for 2012 get them while they’re still warm, gooey and ropey ladies!
“semen monocle” FTW!
I read something about “Kristal’s hooters” and found them immediately, and then was disappointed that this wasn’t a “Where’s Waldboobs?” spot.
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Of course, Vin posts Jenny Dell’s photo and I’ve forgotten what the hell I’m saying.
E.T. Cutie sends phone pic home to Daddy, tells him that she wants to “like, live long and prosper.”
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Daddy got drunk again that night, wondering about his (and his daughter’s) life choices.
Borg Sex