Monday, April 23, 2012

Douchewanks Say What?

Say what?

# posted by douchebag1
3:19 pm April, 23 DieterDouche said...

Wow, Germany really has gone to the Douches since I grew up there. And yes we all know ze Germans like ze techno, but even a humble punk who was into the likes of the Clash and the Dead Kennedys back then can honestly say not once did I see a douchebag around. Wtf happened???

3:22 pm April, 23 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Chin-shart Mcghee rockin’ the ‘hawk looks like he face-planted into a circular saw.

3:22 pm April, 23 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Either the bouncer is really bad at checking IDs, or these baglings slipped Big Hank a 20 to get in and promised that they’d leave the dancers alone.

3:29 pm April, 23 The Dude said...

I must’ve died and gone to hell.

3:42 pm April, 23 Evilmoose said...

Boy on left just pissed his pants – first girl that ever touched him!

3:59 pm April, 23 Vin Douchal said...

At least the one in the middle’s testicles have dropped

4:09 pm April, 23 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

I didn’t know women could grow chinstrap beards and facial fung.

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.Silly me.

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.Either that, or the shemale on the left is so butch, she uses a chainsaw for a vibrator.

4:13 pm April, 23 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

The shemale on the left is so butch, she almost forgets to blush when getting anally raped by Aryan Nation youths to the haunting-yet-thumping strains of Kraftwerk.

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.Himmlers

4:14 pm April, 23 Nancy Dreuche said...

Man these middle school kids are so crazy. Back in my day this is exactly what they looked like too.

4:21 pm April, 23 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

The shemale on the left is so butch, she’s got a landing strip…on both her balls.

4:29 pm April, 23 fatness said...

{goin’ with it} Shemale on the left shouldn’t have gone for the $2 face transplant at Wal*Mart. (see second photo)

4:30 pm April, 23 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

This is why I secretly chemically sterylize all the kids in my neighborhood. The one one the left appears to be the one who stole my bowl of Haloween candy.

5:21 pm April, 23 The Dude said...

Chin-shart is the new duckface, without the face stain. Strain.

5:24 pm April, 23 CB Popped said...

I also like “Chin-Shart”….good name for a concept album, a la “The Wall” etc.

6:06 pm April, 23 Nancy Dreuche said...

@McCrudeshoes, wait, was that bowl a mix of Brotein Bars and Charleston Chews? Because I think I finally went through puberty last Halloween after I gaffed that from some old codgers front porch.

6:09 pm April, 23 Nancy Dreuche said...

Tan douche on the right probably hauls in his fair share of Bieber jumpoffs. It’s gonna suck for him when the Biebs becomes irrelevant. IT WILL HAPPEN, SO HELP ME, IT WILL HAPPEN.

7:07 pm April, 23 Doucheywallnuts said...

She’s cute. They should be castrated. I think they still do castrations in DeKalb.

7:55 pm April, 23 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@drueche, wasn’t me. Must have been early menopause.

9:11 pm April, 23 That Stupid Busey kid said...

I remember the last time I dyed my hair blue, pointed it toward the sky and got in a threesome versus a skillsaw, a dipshit and a dumb blonde. Well, not really.

9:18 pm April, 23 Margaret Thatcher's Engorged clitoris said...

mmmmppPAAAAAarrrrghhhhhh! (waiting to exhale)

9:20 pm April, 23 scumbag619 said...

is that justin bieber on the right?

9:44 pm April, 23 inkslinger said...

those are 3 of the ugliest chicks I have ever seen

9:51 pm April, 23 Nancy Dreuche said...

I love hcwdb After Dark when Margaret Thatchers Snatcher pays us a visit. Complete with sound effects. Quick, do Margaret Thatchers left nipple.

10:29 pm April, 23 Margaret Thatcher's left nipple said said...

spirk!

10:57 pm April, 23 Nancy Dreuche said...

^Thanks. Totally what I thought it would sound like.

11:54 pm April, 23 I said...

I still miss Mizz Fuckerfaster Thurgood Her Royal Thighness of the Duckal Whatever, but not in a gay way or anything

5:28 am April, 24 Olddog1 said...

I am thinking that Hilda should stop trying to be the cool aunt and smack her nephews around a bit. Those boys need some adult supervision in a big way.

5:57 am April, 24 Et Tu Douche? said...

Douchewanks Say game 7 should be good

6:16 am April, 24 Rev Chad not logged in said...

That chick looks like the girl that gives blowies for a gram and a slice in the bad part of town minus the skin lesions, sunken face, and toothlessness.

8:29 am April, 24 merle baggard said...

She is cute.

3:11 am April, 25 Nostradouchus said...

On the right – Ambigubag

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