Friday, April 13, 2012

Friday Haiku

Douchie McDingle

Tongue-tickles Todd’s right lobe plug

Through Kat’s empty skull

Brain sucking douchebags

Horror film or comedy?

Kat says it tickles

— ehcuodouche

Hey gramma, here’s a

pic of my new girlfriend and

her boyfriend. Love, Todd

— Nancy Dreuche

Wait a minute…..huh?

I’m trying to read her shirt;

does it say “FAGAOTH”?

— Wheezer

Vacuous cavern

McDingle yodels Swizz Beatz

Black suit hears ocean

— Vin Douchal


# posted by Bagnonymous
6:37 am April, 13 Mr. Biggs said...

Boobie melinda

Has some sporty earrings there:

Two dangling douchebags.

6:37 am April, 13 troy tempest said...

her face has seen more

jizz, spoo, and baby batter

than printed matter

6:45 am April, 13 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Latinasian Hott

Eartha Kitt Doppelganger

McDingle Lamprey

6:46 am April, 13 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Brainsucking ‘Bag,

a pair of brassy Bolt-ons, and

a threesome on the way

6:48 am April, 13 ehcuodouche said...

Brain sucking douchebags

Horror film or comedy?

Kat says it tickles

6:51 am April, 13 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

You can clean them up

and take them out but they

will always be turds.

6:51 am April, 13 Adolf Skroatler said...

Hanging out with girls

But we know the truth of it

These guys love the cock.

ASvB

6:52 am April, 13 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Body Dysmorphics:

A Plastic Surgeon Heaven

And Psych Doctors, too!

6:55 am April, 13 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Kat is getting pissed

at McDingle’s attempt to

locate monkey hole.

6:55 am April, 13 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

What are the real odds

That Douchie has a forked tongue?

Then is Kat snake-bit?

6:55 am April, 13 ehcuodouche said...

Echo Echo Ko

Echo Echo Echo Ko

Echo Ko Ko Ko

6:58 am April, 13 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Those there chesticles

Look ready to pop right now.

So Douche sucks air out.

6:58 am April, 13 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Is valve stem in ear?” asks

Dumbass McDingle. Hand on

ribs checks inflation.

7:09 am April, 13 Nancy Dreuche said...

Hey lady with the

Boobs out. A used Q-Tip would

Be two times as clean.

7:09 am April, 13 Charles Douchewin said...

The purple plaid tie

alone amid failed fashions

yearns for preppy neck.

7:12 am April, 13 Nancy Dreuche said...

BLT equals

Bleeth Loser and Taint sandwich

Lost my appetite. 🙁

7:15 am April, 13 Doucheywallnuts said...

Snarky expression

Doesn’t detract from the boobs

Nearby, earlobes weep

7:18 am April, 13 ehcuodouche said...

Hey – Jim’s purple tie

Makes him look kinda fruity

Dude, I can hear you

7:21 am April, 13 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Todd connects to his

lost aboriginal roots.

Tasmanian Douche!

7:21 am April, 13 Nancy Dreuche said...

Silly lady with

The boobs out. Douches go in

The vag. Not the ear.

7:22 am April, 13 Bilbo Douchebaggins said...

Your silicon bag

Of fun could fit inside of

the holes in his ears

7:29 am April, 13 Nancy Dreuche said...

Too bad the only

DP will be when Douchie

Ear and butthumps Todd.

7:33 am April, 13 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Tongue Bolt and Earring

Last time McDIngle goes in

for the Ear Rim Job

7:36 am April, 13 Nancy Dreuche said...

Hey gramma that tie

you gave me goes great with my

new earrings. Love, Todd

7:41 am April, 13 Nancy Dreuche said...

Hey gramma, here’s a

pic of my new girlfriend and

her boyfriend. Love, Todd

7:51 am April, 13 UFO Destroyers said...

Does Dark Sock have

access to the alternate

universe? To wit:

Douchehole Dickhole 4.

Boobies about to rupture.

Dirty, dirty Bleeth. (Just the way we like ’em.)

7:58 am April, 13 Nancy Dreuche said...

Hey gramma, used check

to buy boobs for Kat. Your pain

meds can wait. Love, Todd

8:09 am April, 13 Adolf Skroatler said...

Hey Gramma, I splooed,

Her ear is now full of it,

Cream Pie clean up time.

.

ASvB

.

(Yuk, I almost gagged typing this, but someone has to do it.)

8:11 am April, 13 Adolf Skroatler said...

Todd, worst grandson ever,

My old Vag is killing me,

Go get me ointment.

.

ASvB

8:12 am April, 13 Adolf Skroatler said...

Triple Windsor ties,

Some folks say I have no style,

I’m Bringing them back!

.

ASvB

8:16 am April, 13 Nancy Dreuche said...

@ASvB, splooed? I’m sorry but I’m gonna have to call you out for improper spelling of the word splooged. I don’t often correct spelling, but when I do its for the important words.

8:22 am April, 13 Nancy Dreuche said...

Tie is a clip on

Boobs are bolted on. All part

of keepin’ it real.

8:32 am April, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Vacuous cavern

McDingle yodels Swizz Beatz

Black suit hears ocean

8:34 am April, 13 Vin Douchal said...

McDingle moves in

Attempt at romance ruined

As Kat cocckblocks them

8:38 am April, 13 Vin Douchal said...

McDingle’s pierced tongue

Gouges it’s way through ear wax

G-Spot ain’t in there

8:38 am April, 13 Jo Jo the Douche Faced Boy said...

Douche heads emitting

green and blue nuclear waste.

Spent rods up their ass.

8:42 am April, 13 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

I did Alternate.

Doubled my chance for Front Page.

Dickholes for the win!

8:51 am April, 13 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

A bad day for Todd

Bisexual fantasy

not what expected

8:54 am April, 13 Doucheywallnuts said...

Which level of Hell

Do you have to be sent to

To see this threesome

8:59 am April, 13 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Tony Reali gapes

Daphne Rubin-Vega stares

McDingle Inhales

9:02 am April, 13 Charles Douchewin said...

Unreadable shirt

conceals unbelievable,

unsinkable bewbs.

9:09 am April, 13 Douchble Helix said...

♫♪”Do you really want

to hurt me?” “Yes, I really

want to fuck you hard.”♫♪

9:10 am April, 13 Nancy Dreuche said...

If these three were in

The Rat Pack of yesteryear

They would all be dead.

9:16 am April, 13 Nancy Dreuche said...

After this pic was

snapped, Kat had cauliflower ear

Todd’s salad was tossed

9:25 am April, 13 Adolf Skroatler said...

@ Nancy Dreuche Girl,

I tested your spelling skills,

Congrats, you passed the test.

.

ASvB

.

(Please note, still in Haiku Mode.)

9:28 am April, 13 Scooby Douche said...

Brainless ear lobe mutants

Artificial gravity

Fire retro rockets!

9:35 am April, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Ignored comments I

To get into the home stretch

Stones Haiku is best

9:36 am April, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She’s had a bad sneer

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole.

9:38 am April, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She’s so Mullatto

I ordered a Clamato

To throw at that gay.

9:39 am April, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

You could kick her in

The cunt and she’s still be horny.

I like that thang chick.

9:40 am April, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Ebony and I

Vory. I just want to steal

You and run away!

9:41 am April, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d hit that without

A dome because after her

I ain’t going home.

9:45 am April, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’m so stoned I had

Lunch with a big fat talking drunk

Anarchism. Son.

.

Anarchism in theTaking back of

Is really yours, discarding

The rest of the waste.

.

The waste of the rest

Is the wresting back yours in

Dis accociation.

9:46 am April, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Why am I wasted

So early. The kids are an

Away. Fuck me loose.

9:51 am April, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Escape From East L

A III. Featuring Hot Chick

and The Buttonears.

10:15 am April, 13 The Dude said...

I like her fake boobs;

She could give me a cock sneeze

Once the bags are gone.

10:23 am April, 13 Master Pee said...

Boobie Hottie Thai

Disembodied purple tie

Douchebags make me cry

10:24 am April, 13 Master Pee said...

Pasties on his ears

Big boobied thai makes a sneer

two of three are queer

11:28 am April, 13 Wheezer said...

McDingleberry

shouts challenge to John Largeman.

Please kick his ass, John.

11:30 am April, 13 Wheezer said...

David Schwimmer has

thicker ‘brows, button earlobes,

and douchier Friends

11:37 am April, 13 Wheezer said...

Kid Power, douche style:

no red, black, et cetera;

they’d prefer orange.

11:40 am April, 13 Wheezer said...

Wait a minute…..huh?

I’m trying to read her shirt;

does it say “FAGAOTH”?

11:44 am April, 13 Wheezer said...

Fred Armisen is

now single, full-on scrote; did that

change? Obama laughs.

11:45 am April, 13 Wheezer said...

Wheezer can’t fuccen

close his HTML tags

properly! Dumb ass.

11:56 am April, 13 Wheezer said...

Dingle, you are no

Earlicker; Lila’s sister

likewise disgusted.

11:58 am April, 13 Wheezer said...

Dingle licks ear wax;

thinks it will give sheen to lips

when sucking bro’s cockk.

8:57 pm April, 13 Nostradouchus said...

Hey everybody,

The attention whore is here.

Everybody look.

4:52 am April, 14 Pliny said...

OMG.

She’s a total smarm-queen.

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