Friday, April 13, 2012
Friday Haiku
Douchie McDingle
Tongue-tickles Todd’s right lobe plug
Through Kat’s empty skull
Brain sucking douchebags
Horror film or comedy?
Kat says it tickles
— ehcuodouche
Hey gramma, here’s a
pic of my new girlfriend and
her boyfriend. Love, Todd
— Nancy Dreuche
Wait a minute…..huh?
I’m trying to read her shirt;
does it say “FAGAOTH”?
— Wheezer
Vacuous cavern
McDingle yodels Swizz Beatz
Black suit hears ocean
— Vin Douchal
Boobie melinda
Has some sporty earrings there:
Two dangling douchebags.
her face has seen more
jizz, spoo, and baby batter
than printed matter
Latinasian Hott
Eartha Kitt Doppelganger
McDingle Lamprey
Brainsucking ‘Bag,
a pair of brassy Bolt-ons, and
a threesome on the way
Brain sucking douchebags
Horror film or comedy?
Kat says it tickles
You can clean them up
and take them out but they
will always be turds.
Hanging out with girls
But we know the truth of it
These guys love the cock.
ASvB
Body Dysmorphics:
A Plastic Surgeon Heaven
And Psych Doctors, too!
Kat is getting pissed
at McDingle’s attempt to
locate monkey hole.
What are the real odds
That Douchie has a forked tongue?
Then is Kat snake-bit?
Echo Echo Ko
Echo Echo Echo Ko
Echo Ko Ko Ko
Those there chesticles
Look ready to pop right now.
So Douche sucks air out.
“Is valve stem in ear?” asks
Dumbass McDingle. Hand on
ribs checks inflation.
Hey lady with the
Boobs out. A used Q-Tip would
Be two times as clean.
The purple plaid tie
alone amid failed fashions
yearns for preppy neck.
BLT equals
Bleeth Loser and Taint sandwich
Lost my appetite. 🙁
Snarky expression
Doesn’t detract from the boobs
Nearby, earlobes weep
Hey – Jim’s purple tie
Makes him look kinda fruity
Dude, I can hear you
Todd connects to his
lost aboriginal roots.
Tasmanian Douche!
Silly lady with
The boobs out. Douches go in
The vag. Not the ear.
Your silicon bag
Of fun could fit inside of
the holes in his ears
Too bad the only
DP will be when Douchie
Ear and butthumps Todd.
Tongue Bolt and Earring
Last time McDIngle goes in
for the Ear Rim Job
Hey gramma that tie
you gave me goes great with my
new earrings. Love, Todd
Hey gramma, here’s a
pic of my new girlfriend and
her boyfriend. Love, Todd
Does Dark Sock have
access to the alternate
universe? To wit:
Douchehole Dickhole 4.
Boobies about to rupture.
Dirty, dirty Bleeth. (Just the way we like ’em.)
Hey gramma, used check
to buy boobs for Kat. Your pain
meds can wait. Love, Todd
Hey Gramma, I splooed,
Her ear is now full of it,
Cream Pie clean up time.
.
ASvB
.
(Yuk, I almost gagged typing this, but someone has to do it.)
Todd, worst grandson ever,
My old Vag is killing me,
Go get me ointment.
.
ASvB
Triple Windsor ties,
Some folks say I have no style,
I’m Bringing them back!
.
ASvB
@ASvB, splooed? I’m sorry but I’m gonna have to call you out for improper spelling of the word splooged. I don’t often correct spelling, but when I do its for the important words.
Tie is a clip on
Boobs are bolted on. All part
of keepin’ it real.
Vacuous cavern
McDingle yodels Swizz Beatz
Black suit hears ocean
McDingle moves in
Attempt at romance ruined
As Kat cocckblocks them
McDingle’s pierced tongue
Gouges it’s way through ear wax
G-Spot ain’t in there
Douche heads emitting
green and blue nuclear waste.
Spent rods up their ass.
I did Alternate.
Doubled my chance for Front Page.
Dickholes for the win!
A bad day for Todd
Bisexual fantasy
not what expected
Which level of Hell
Do you have to be sent to
To see this threesome
Tony Reali gapes
Daphne Rubin-Vega stares
McDingle Inhales
Unreadable shirt
conceals unbelievable,
unsinkable bewbs.
♫♪”Do you really want
to hurt me?” “Yes, I really
want to fuck you hard.”♫♪
If these three were in
The Rat Pack of yesteryear
They would all be dead.
After this pic was
snapped, Kat had cauliflower ear
Todd’s salad was tossed
@ Nancy Dreuche Girl,
I tested your spelling skills,
Congrats, you passed the test.
.
ASvB
.
(Please note, still in Haiku Mode.)
Brainless ear lobe mutants
Artificial gravity
Fire retro rockets!
Ignored comments I
To get into the home stretch
Stones Haiku is best
She’s had a bad sneer
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
She’s so Mullatto
I ordered a Clamato
To throw at that gay.
You could kick her in
The cunt and she’s still be horny.
I like that thang chick.
Ebony and I
Vory. I just want to steal
You and run away!
I’d hit that without
A dome because after her
I ain’t going home.
I’m so stoned I had
Lunch with a big fat talking drunk
Anarchism. Son.
.
Anarchism in theTaking back of
Is really yours, discarding
The rest of the waste.
.
The waste of the rest
Is the wresting back yours in
Dis accociation.
Why am I wasted
So early. The kids are an
Away. Fuck me loose.
Escape From East L
A III. Featuring Hot Chick
and The Buttonears.
I like her fake boobs;
She could give me a cock sneeze
Once the bags are gone.
Boobie Hottie Thai
Disembodied purple tie
Douchebags make me cry
Pasties on his ears
Big boobied thai makes a sneer
two of three are queer
McDingleberry
shouts challenge to John Largeman.
Please kick his ass, John.
David Schwimmer has
thicker ‘brows, button earlobes,
and douchier Friends
Kid Power, douche style:
no red, black, et cetera;
they’d prefer orange.
Wait a minute…..huh?
I’m trying to read her shirt;
does it say “FAGAOTH”?
Fred Armisen is
now single, full-on scrote; did that
change? Obama laughs.
Wheezer can’t fuccen
close his HTML tags
properly! Dumb ass.
Dingle, you are no
Earlicker; Lila’s sister
likewise disgusted.
Dingle licks ear wax;
thinks it will give sheen to lips
when sucking bro’s cockk.
Hey everybody,
The attention whore is here.
Everybody look.
OMG.
She’s a total smarm-queen.