Friday, April 20, 2012
Friday Haiku
New movie being shot,
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Pear,
Director calls, “pooch!”
This is the only
tiger that Siegfried and Roy
would be afraid of.
— Douche Wayne
Modern Art eats my
Mind. My mind wants to eat the
Modern Art. Mother?
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
I am not quite sure
How to ask this question now
but tiger’s tongue, where?
— Master Pee
It puts the whiskers
Horror film or comedy?
Hose again. Skin hose.
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
^Damn you, Reverend…I can’t stop laughing… -DarkSock
If this faux tiger
Sticks out its tongue or roars
That’s it, I’m leaving
— saulgoode42
This is the first time
A wild animal has
Given me boners
— Doucheywallnuts
Buzz of 4/20
Cannot remove the pain of
Viewing this picture
Never before has
a tiger’s nostrils looked so
goddam inviting.
This is the only
tiger that Siegfried and Roy
would be afraid of.
No sign of the ‘Sock,
Bad boat crash on the river,
I blame Adderal.
.
– management
******
DarkSock in High School
Voted most dependable
They were dumb asses
– D.S.
******
Douchy Mutations
Now Ed Hardy Stains for Life
Those Who Wear the Brand
That’s fascinating!
Kitty’s nose giving head to
Kitty’s brain? Rowrrrr!
They don’t eat pussy
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
Feline oddity
On 420 WTF
Fragile minds are blown
New Frosted Flakes ad.
Tony the Toucher says. “Smells
Like fish. Tastes Grrrrrr-eaat!”
Modern Art eats my
Mind. My mind wants to eat the
Modern Art. Mother?
I am not quite sure
How to ask this question now
but tiger’s tongue, where?
Next level Bleething
Next level douche art deco
Societal fail
What’s new pussy cat?
Now this is what Tom Jones had
in mind for this song!
“Hey ladies! Want to
Do some portfolio work?
Take off pants and bend.”
“OK you in the
Middle. Get ready! Tiger’s
Gonna blow his nose.”
Species on the brink
of extinction see this pic
follow the lemmings
Since tigers have good
sense of smell does this mean that
it eats itself soon?
As the hours went by
The sidewalk art was trampled
By pedestrians.
“Janinski”: artiste
Has a fascination with
Really big pussy
Mental health alerts
Drop in Portland since Doctor
Pervo came to town.
Stoke book models go
legit with douche art project
snapper shots no more
*Stroke book models go
legit with douche art project
snapper shots not more
It puts the whiskers
On it’s ass or it gets the
Hose again. Skin hose.
I am not sure why
Dude is ramming tiger brain
While hot pear is there
If this faux tiger
Sticks out its tongue or roars
That’s it, I’m leaving
FML I give up I can’t type today, this site just wouldn’t be what it is without all the spelling and grammar errors, sorry to break form now back to your regularly scheduled Friday Haiku
“I manually masturbate caged tigers for artificial insemination.” – Clerks
Sorry not a haiku but wildly appropriate.
Steve Wilkos show gone
Off rails as host berates guests
One too many times.
The show lasted for
Hours. People were amazed. Then
The tiger done farted.
Body Paint Hott asks
Baldy to mount the tiger
Taxidermy fail
Tom Six’s idea
for Human Centipede 3
takes a sexy turn.
I want chicken, I
Want liver Meow Mix Meow Mix
Please deliver. [Fart].
deep feline mystery beckons,
curves are muted by
whiskers growing out the ass
Here kitty kitty.
O that’s a good kitty. Let
Me tickle your nose.
This is the first time
A wild animal has
Given me boners
Assholes and elbows
form perfect painted pussy
doucheperv artbag grins
I wish that I could
Catch that Tiger by the toe
And fuck it real hard
The scary bald douche
Glares. Is unnecessary
And killed my boners
Tiger pear makes me
shoot my load in my drawers
bald orc kills my wood
Proves we were all wrong
We thought only dogs sniffed butts
I got nothing else
420. Stoned and
Going to see Red Wigglers,
Cadillac of worms.
tyger tyger gal,
What immortal hand or eye
will touch your pussy?
Visions of blurry
Tiger asses will haunt me
At kids science fair.
Ass Pear taint Nostrils
Man Ray Skull photo ripoff
Helmut Newton weeps
Oh, Give Me A Break!
Break Me Off A Piece Of That
Kitt Katt Butt!!! Oooo Yeah….
I’d like that tiger
To say ‘Ahhh’ as I probe for
a deep tonsil check.
I can’t imagine
I can’t imagine
what a hairball from this cat
would sound or look like.
New movie being shot? (six syllables but db1 is ok with it)
I’ve got a better idea.
Let’s shoot the “artist.”
Is the only way
this cat roars is by eating
lots and lots of beans?
Tony the Tiger
Must’ve gotten a nose job;
I think it looks GREEEAT!!
Rocky listens to…
this Eye of the Tiger and…
cheats on Adrian.
Pic looks way better,
When you cover the face of,
That phuccen Douchebag.