Friday, April 20, 2012

Friday Haiku

New movie being shot,

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Pear,

Director calls, “pooch!”

This is the only

tiger that Siegfried and Roy

would be afraid of.

— Douche Wayne

Modern Art eats my

Mind. My mind wants to eat the

Modern Art. Mother?

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger



I am not quite sure

How to ask this question now

but tiger’s tongue, where?

— Master Pee

It puts the whiskers

Horror film or comedy?

Hose again. Skin hose.

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

^Damn you, Reverend…I can’t stop laughing… -DarkSock

If this faux tiger

Sticks out its tongue or roars

That’s it, I’m leaving

— saulgoode42

This is the first time

A wild animal has

Given me boners

— Doucheywallnuts

# posted by douchebag1
6:16 am April, 20 Doucheywallnuts said...

Buzz of 4/20

Cannot remove the pain of

Viewing this picture

6:18 am April, 20 Douche Wayne said...

Never before has

a tiger’s nostrils looked so

goddam inviting.

6:21 am April, 20 Douche Wayne said...

This is the only

tiger that Siegfried and Roy

would be afraid of.

6:24 am April, 20 douchebag1 said...

No sign of the ‘Sock,
Bad boat crash on the river,
I blame Adderal.
.
– management

******
DarkSock in High School
Voted most dependable
They were dumb asses

– D.S.

******

6:25 am April, 20 Flounder said...

Douchy Mutations

Now Ed Hardy Stains for Life

Those Who Wear the Brand

6:25 am April, 20 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

That’s fascinating!

Kitty’s nose giving head to

Kitty’s brain? Rowrrrr!

6:29 am April, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

They don’t eat pussy

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole.

6:31 am April, 20 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Feline oddity

On 420 WTF

Fragile minds are blown

6:33 am April, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

New Frosted Flakes ad.

Tony the Toucher says. “Smells

Like fish. Tastes Grrrrrr-eaat!”

6:34 am April, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Modern Art eats my

Mind. My mind wants to eat the

Modern Art. Mother?

6:35 am April, 20 Master Pee said...

I am not quite sure

How to ask this question now

but tiger’s tongue, where?

6:36 am April, 20 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Next level Bleething

Next level douche art deco

Societal fail

6:36 am April, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

What’s new pussy cat?

Now this is what Tom Jones had

in mind for this song!

6:36 am April, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

“Hey ladies! Want to

Do some portfolio work?

Take off pants and bend.”

6:37 am April, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

“OK you in the

Middle. Get ready! Tiger’s

Gonna blow his nose.”

6:38 am April, 20 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Species on the brink

of extinction see this pic

follow the lemmings

6:38 am April, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Since tigers have good

sense of smell does this mean that

it eats itself soon?

6:39 am April, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

As the hours went by

The sidewalk art was trampled

By pedestrians.

6:40 am April, 20 saulgoode42 said...

“Janinski”: artiste

Has a fascination with

Really big pussy

6:41 am April, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mental health alerts

Drop in Portland since Doctor

Pervo came to town.

6:42 am April, 20 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Stoke book models go

legit with douche art project

snapper shots no more

6:43 am April, 20 Capt. James T. Douche said...

*Stroke book models go

legit with douche art project

snapper shots not more

6:44 am April, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the whiskers

On it’s ass or it gets the

Hose again. Skin hose.

6:44 am April, 20 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

I am not sure why

Dude is ramming tiger brain

While hot pear is there

6:45 am April, 20 saulgoode42 said...

If this faux tiger

Sticks out its tongue or roars

That’s it, I’m leaving

6:45 am April, 20 Capt. James T. Douche said...

FML I give up I can’t type today, this site just wouldn’t be what it is without all the spelling and grammar errors, sorry to break form now back to your regularly scheduled Friday Haiku

6:45 am April, 20 Douche Wayne said...

“I manually masturbate caged tigers for artificial insemination.” – Clerks

Sorry not a haiku but wildly appropriate.

6:46 am April, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Steve Wilkos show gone

Off rails as host berates guests

One too many times.

6:48 am April, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The show lasted for

Hours. People were amazed. Then

The tiger done farted.

6:48 am April, 20 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Body Paint Hott asks

Baldy to mount the tiger

Taxidermy fail

6:48 am April, 20 Douche Wayne said...

Tom Six’s idea

for Human Centipede 3

takes a sexy turn.

6:50 am April, 20 Douche Wayne said...

I want chicken, I

Want liver Meow Mix Meow Mix

Please deliver. [Fart].

6:50 am April, 20 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

deep feline mystery beckons,

curves are muted by

whiskers growing out the ass

6:51 am April, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Here kitty kitty.

O that’s a good kitty. Let

Me tickle your nose.

6:59 am April, 20 Doucheywallnuts said...

This is the first time

A wild animal has

Given me boners

7:01 am April, 20 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Assholes and elbows

form perfect painted pussy

doucheperv artbag grins

7:02 am April, 20 Doucheywallnuts said...

I wish that I could

Catch that Tiger by the toe

And fuck it real hard

7:05 am April, 20 Doucheywallnuts said...

The scary bald douche

Glares. Is unnecessary

And killed my boners

7:12 am April, 20 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Tiger pear makes me

shoot my load in my drawers

bald orc kills my wood

7:26 am April, 20 Master Pee said...

Proves we were all wrong

We thought only dogs sniffed butts

I got nothing else

7:45 am April, 20 Reverend Chad after a few bong hits said...

420. Stoned and

Going to see Red Wigglers,

Cadillac of worms.

7:48 am April, 20 troy tempest said...

tyger tyger gal,

What immortal hand or eye

will touch your pussy?

7:52 am April, 20 Reverend Chad after a few bong hits said...

Visions of blurry

Tiger asses will haunt me

At kids science fair.

7:56 am April, 20 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Ass Pear taint Nostrils

Man Ray Skull photo ripoff

Helmut Newton weeps

8:21 am April, 20 DarkSock said...

Oh, Give Me A Break!

Break Me Off A Piece Of That

Kitt Katt Butt!!! Oooo Yeah….

8:25 am April, 20 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

I’d like that tiger

To say ‘Ahhh’ as I probe for

a deep tonsil check.

8:53 am April, 20 Douche Wayne said...

I can’t imagine

8:54 am April, 20 Douche Wayne said...

I can’t imagine

what a hairball from this cat

would sound or look like.

8:57 am April, 20 hermit said...

New movie being shot? (six syllables but db1 is ok with it)

I’ve got a better idea.

Let’s shoot the “artist.”

9:44 am April, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Is the only way

this cat roars is by eating

lots and lots of beans?

10:07 am April, 20 The Dude said...

Tony the Tiger

Must’ve gotten a nose job;

I think it looks GREEEAT!!

5:49 pm April, 20 Nostradouchus said...

Rocky listens to…

this Eye of the Tiger and…

cheats on Adrian.

6:50 am April, 21 CB Popped said...

Pic looks way better,

When you cover the face of,

That phuccen Douchebag.

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