Monday, April 23, 2012

HCwDB of the Week: Aqua Vulva and British Sexy Sophia

How’s about we get a lil’ country AND western mock all up in this place?

Ya hear?

Countrybags get short shrift these days. But as Blake Shelton Zombie Eyes tells us, they ain’t no non-douche to be reckoned with, by which I mean they is.

And sheeeeoootttt, that fine filly British Sexy Sophia sure done make me want to have hominy grits and carry a gun so I feel important!

Okay, I’ll stop with the country textology.

But they’s the first Weekly off our new album.

The DB1’s hamper is filling up with pooper pics. And a glorious Monday it be.

# posted by douchebag1
6:44 am April, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I banged a Western girl in the country once. Uppity bitch done never seen grasshoppers on her cooter before, damn near ruined the mood.

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Clarabells

6:44 am April, 23 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I’m calling this ‘bag out as an irono-southerner. No self respecting hayseed would wear a hat that looks like it has passed through the digestive track of an incontinent walrus.

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I would Lynyrd Sophia’s Skynyrd.

6:44 am April, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

And tonight is Ranger elimination night Et Tu.

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Danny Gallavins

6:52 am April, 23 troy tempest said...

So, in an oddly similar vein, the Univ of Florida just eliminated its computer science dept, but upped the amount of money going to the football team.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/stevensalzberg/2012/04/22/university-of-florida-eliminates-computer-science-department-increases-athletic-budgets-hmm/

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That’s America Buddy! USA! USA! USA!

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Fuck – stupid redneck dipshit motherfuckers driving the car off the cliff in the USA and the WildRoseRetards doing their bit to sink Canada with their reactionary horse crap. It’s like millions of people have completely taken leave of their senses, all for another dose of tasty high caloric density brain eating bullshit.

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When scuzpuds like hickbag in this photo get into positions of power, they do stuff like CANCEL the fucking COMPUTER SCIENCE DEPT of a major university, so the fucking FOOTBALL TEAM can get more money for their pointless nonsense. This is just stunning news, and when combined with hickbag hear, I think I’m going to wash down my morning toast with a quart of clorox.

6:59 am April, 23 Et Tu Douche? said...

@ Rev

Hopefully the series will go 7 games if not and Ottawa wins then a hearty congrats will be in order. I only care about the outcome of the B’s series.

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British Sexy Sophia is smoldering and I like it.

7:18 am April, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Go Wildrose!

7:53 am April, 23 The Dude said...

I peed in a hat once.

8:29 am April, 23 Vin Douchal said...

Ain’t nothing like a black Stetson Eagle Pass Batwing . For the stage or to keep the sun out of the eyes at an outside event.

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As a fashion statement a cowboy hat is tough to pull off. They’re like baseball caps. Sometimes you see a dude with a cap with the stickers still on, the brim straight and it’s clean. This person is a douchebag.

8:54 am April, 23 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Troy

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I’m with you. At least at my “institute of higher learning” the football team has sucked balls for quite a few years and the state legislature has been anally raping us for the last 5 years so that there is no money. For anything. Anywhere. At all. Our criminals will just have to get their paychecks the old fashioned way; by robbery. “Cause that’s how we do it here in ‘Merica! Well fuck, the locker room needs a repaintin’ and a recarpetin’? Take it from those commies over in the buildins with that shit growin’ on it! They won’t know. Shit, it’s not like they bring in any fuckin’ money the egghead shits! Now let’s go get us our tailgate on and hit up some alumni for more money. And if they won’t give it to us, we’ll beat it out of them. I likes my violence like I likes my beer; domestic!”

8:57 am April, 23 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Boss,

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If carrying a gun is what makes one feel important, then I guess I must be. Then again, I think everyone should exercise their fundamental rights and get a CWP but I know I’m in the minority.

11:42 am April, 23 CB Popped said...

East Coast Hockey is where its at….though I live in NYC, Im not a Rangers far (grew up on Long Island, etc).

So lets go Ottawa!

I love the angry Tortorella press conferences.

11:42 am April, 23 CB Popped said...

I’d whistle in her dixie.

11:58 pm April, 23 Stephanie said...

I hate when ass hatchets like this wear Sid Vicious chain and padlocks like they’re punk rockers.

5:40 am April, 24 douche equis said...

I was about to say that this must be Jennifer Lyons when I took a look at the original thread and saw that anonymous had made the same comment. So I’ll second that identification. As the Beatles might say, the resemblance is truly striking.

11:04 pm April, 24 Whoop-di-douche said...

Last time I saw an Aqua Vulva was when I witnessed a douche utilizing Windex.

Sure cleaned out her picture windows…

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