Tuesday, April 3, 2012

It Must Eat Bran

Hoop-Ring Hilda beseeches you to join her write-in campaign compelling Grey Goose to offer a line of fiber-reinforced spirits.

If not for Constipated Carl…then for Pensive John Smallman, palely loitering in the background.

# posted by Bagnonymous
12:08 pm April, 3 jonezy said...

New Product line:

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Valtrex infused Grey Goose

12:09 pm April, 3 jonezy said...

New Product Line:

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Cocoa Butter scented Preparation H

12:11 pm April, 3 Wheezer said...

Bran? I think he’s filling his board shorts right now.

12:12 pm April, 3 jonezy said...

New Product Line:

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Ambien in convenient suppository dosage

12:12 pm April, 3 Wheezer said...

Only dogs can hear him fart.

12:14 pm April, 3 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Those hoops are so large, I can almost fit my member in them.

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.Member, I says.

12:15 pm April, 3 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

The side of the guy’s head looks like a mogul ski hill for ants

12:16 pm April, 3 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

John Smallman can’t compete for bleeths…and he thinks that’s a bad thing.

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.Poor John Smallman.

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.Go back to the girl next door, John. No matter what you think, she’s a better lay and a better girl.

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.Experience

12:25 pm April, 3 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

oh yeah…and Carl is a sad, shell of a man, compensating for his constipation by consternating about his consumption.

12:38 pm April, 3 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Instead of putting notches on her bedpost, Hoop-Ring Hilda uses her abacus-hoop earrings to keep track of all the douches she’s banged. Each bead represents 100 so that means… carry the 2… now divide by pi… and the answer is 93, 876, 732, 897,234. Just this year.

12:40 pm April, 3 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

May Carl just felt the breeze from her queef and he’s gettin’ a little frisky feelin’ from it. Yeah baby!

12:47 pm April, 3 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Ya, she’s bleethy, but Hilda gives a great Mayan Eye of Coitus.

12:52 pm April, 3 Vin Douchal said...

Mal A. Nomer and Whistle Pooter are the star attractions at this rodeo. And by rodeo I mean party at a bug infested back yard pool in a vacant Moreno Valley home.

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Squatters

1:08 pm April, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That Jacques Doucheteau is one sick fucker. I want to meet him one day and shake his waffle.

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This guy looks like he needs a thick dose of Metamucil. I took some when I had gas and liquidy diarrhea last Friday and I’ve had at least 16 inches of comfortable solid evacuation every day.

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Hambeast above needs to talk to Hemorrhoid Harry for a complete blow out.

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1:16 pm April, 3 Capt. James T. Douche said...

His tattoo looks like diarrhea.

1:55 pm April, 3 Stephanie said...

It must eat brain.

2:43 pm April, 3 CB Popped said...

Not Sunny inside that well lit circus tent.

2:50 pm April, 3 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Her earrings double as anal beads.

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Assplayas

3:59 pm April, 3 Medusa Oblongata said...

Is that what’s with that little ribbon in the bottom right corner? Grey Goose Awareness?

4:14 pm April, 3 Ass-istant Manager said...

Hi I’m new here. But I heard through the apevine that when the boring guy goes on vacation, we get triple the ass pics! Is there any truth to that rumor?

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Bring on the Butts!

4:22 pm April, 3 Ass-istant Manager said...

Better yet, Send in the Sphincters!

4:33 pm April, 3 Douche Bagalow said...

Curious, is that an Asian dragon tattoo, or an Aryan nation double lightening bolt which stands for “schpincter schplode!”

4:37 pm April, 3 Douche Bagalow said...

Few people know that Doctor Manhatten was actually cast as, Doctor Sunblock, who advises against unprotected sunbathing and tatts.

5:11 pm April, 3 STFU said...

where the fuck is the hot chick in this picture?

5:23 pm April, 3 shaka zulu said...

bigger the hoop, bigger the hoe

5:27 pm April, 3 The Dude said...

I peed Goose in a bowl of bran.

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Hoopster

5:29 pm April, 3 troy tempest said...

His jizz has the colour, odor, and consistency of motor oil.

12:12 am April, 4 Nostradouchus said...

Lol at the ‘roid pits on his head.

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