Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Jesus Bling and Poolbags

Kids kids kids, don’t you know that this is how pregnancy starts?

# posted by douchebag1
9:15 am April, 25 FredN. said...

I think that guy is a pastor at my church.

9:42 am April, 25 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

MILFY Carol has been hitting the gym big time. I approve, except for the strange residue she leaves on the equipment if she forgets to wipe it down.

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Jesus bling douche has got to be a photoshop. That arm and that face don’t come from the same animal, unless Dr. Bunsen has worked something up in the muppet lab.

9:47 am April, 25 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

You can launch small satellites into orbit by bouncing them off of MILFY Carol’s abs.

9:48 am April, 25 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Pool MILFs yogurt mounds just made the top 3 in the spank bank!

9:49 am April, 25 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

This isn’t Hoss Largeman’s first poolside Rodeo.

9:50 am April, 25 Capt. James T. Douche said...

He was runner up at RXehabs Pool Party Jeremy Piven look alike contest. Milfy McFunbags was the booby prize!

Lame jokes

10:07 am April, 25 Ted Brogan said...

I’d like to see her poolbags. On second thought, they probably look best holstered.

10:22 am April, 25 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Vin, DB1 et al B’s fans

I give you the Man, The Legend that is Rene Rancourt. Go BRUINS!!!!!!!!

http://www.boston.com/video/viral_page/?%2Fservices%2Fplayer%2Fbcpid1543561947001=&bctid=1581854787001&p1=Upbox_links

10:23 am April, 25 Vin Douchal said...

I’M MISTER FUCKING INTENSE! I DON’T SMILE FOR FUCKING PHOTO’S. BITCHES, FUCKING BITCHES

10:28 am April, 25 Vin Douchal said...

@ Et Tu

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Chills. From the hairs sticking up on the back of my neck to the goose flesh on my taint.

10:55 am April, 25 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Vin

There was nothing like Rene rocking the old Garden back in the 80’s during playoff time.

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Markwarts

11:04 am April, 25 The Dude said...

Good God? Bad God!

11:08 am April, 25 I R A Darth Aggie said...

@ Et tu, Vin: the Bruins better take care of business tonight. While I hate Philthadelphia, I loathe the Scrapitals.

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As for MILFy Carol, I think I can put a satellite in orbit around Titan by bouncing off her abs at such an angle that they also deflect up off her boobs. NASA doesn’t need to spend billions on heavy lift. Carol has more than enough.

11:09 am April, 25 Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...

Is he a priest?

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ASvB

11:27 am April, 25 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Milfy Carol’s teenage kids just called wondering when she is going to stop whoring around vegas pools and health clubs with jebus bling wearing d-bags and come home and make them dinner.

11:33 am April, 25 Douche Wayne said...

He’s GOT to stop bringing his mom to Vegas pool parties. She gets way more ass than he does.

11:51 am April, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

You can get pregnant from anal?

11:56 am April, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Is the picture printed backwards or is Pumpa Douche wearing his Calvin’s inside out?

12:25 pm April, 25 CB Popped said...

Milfy Carol has great cheeckbones, perfect for fwapping onto.

Et Tu – I definitely want to see the Bruins take it tonight…..the Islander fan in me cannot allow Dale Hunter to get his name anywhere NEAR Lord Stanley’s Cup.

We want to kill Milbury for the Chara trade.

1:22 pm April, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Dude 9:42

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Beaker and myself HAVE been experimenting with some of Eddie Muntser’s left over DNA. Just for shits and giggles we thought it would be fun to splice it into a combination wombat/cumquat hybrid we’d been developing for third world countries (so they could get protein AND a fruit). Once we let it fester for a few weeks in the dumpster out back, well, we knew we’d made a mistake. Never for the life of us did we think it would make it to Vegas. Shit, there goes another publication down the fuccen drain!

1:25 pm April, 25 Nancy Dreuche said...

Jesus died on the cross so this douche could party with grade A MILFs. Which further proves my theory that the big JC had to be one of the best wingmen like ever.

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Broble Study

10:20 pm April, 25 Nostradouchus said...

Will be fat.

Will be bald.

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Aaaaahhhh, that feels better.

10:23 pm April, 25 Stephanie said...

Vegas has too many insurance salespeople conventions.

8:40 pm April, 26 Little Willie said...

Milfy is kinda hot there. Those tits and intoxicatingly flat stomach almost makes you overlook the festering pile of excrement to her right. Almost… Bet she has great legs and a great ass to match.

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