Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

8:49 am April, 24 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

“OMG! It’s a perfect fit,” exclaimed Brad as he simultaneously wondered how to explain the crust that continued to form on the inside of his trousers.

8:59 am April, 24 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

There’s something you need to know about totally hetero mock-homoerotic ass play: it isn’t all that hetero. This medical fact brought to you by the Brokeback Mountain Institute of Male Studies.

9:02 am April, 24 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Somebody check on Morgo, backround center. He’s got that look in his eye again. Last time he got that look there was a whole lot of bodies that needed hiding, followed by a year in Bolivia until the heat blew over.

9:06 am April, 24 Capt. James T. Douche said...

This is the Joe Rogan weightlifter bit brought to life.

http://gettingpumped.ytmnd.com/

9:08 am April, 24 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

What is with the reptilian bumps on Kelly’s back? Is she some sort of super hero?

9:17 am April, 24 fatness said...

Aw how cute. That nice couple has matching headbands.

9:24 am April, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Commodore is not amused with Sterling’s antics.

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9:24 am April, 24 Nancy Dreuche said...

This homoerotic horseplay is definetly not no homo. These two are going to play it off as a joke to get Kelly’s attention but their semis will tell the real truth. And it kinda looks like Morgo in the background was an immediate product of aforementioned buttlove.

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And not only is Kelly out, but now technically so are these two. (awesome set up DB1, maybe you do care.)

9:32 am April, 24 Vin Douchal said...

Morgo Largeman takes a leak right there on the barroom floor because he doesn’t give a shit. Plus he hopes he’s next

9:35 am April, 24 Jacques Doucheteau said...

By the brown-eye of Thundera!

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Thunder…

Thunder…

Thunderfags, HOMOOOOOOOOO!

9:37 am April, 24 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Sword of homos, come in my hand. I, Brian-O, lord of the Thunderfags command you!

9:54 am April, 24 RAPETIME said...

There’s a section of Golden Gate Park in SF where gay men go cruising for random partners. I rode my bike through there once.

Looked pretty much like this, minus the horrified bartender Goddess.

9:58 am April, 24 Douche Wayne said...

Is this some kind of bizarro-douche Comic-Con? I smell some type of theme party, but not the kind that spawns nottadouche passes. The kind that magnifies and intesifies douche, as Chad and Marcus strive to prove how “funny” they are.

Kelly’s expression says, “I just work here, leave me out of this shit. Here’s your Greyhound.”

10:13 am April, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Kelly’s Meth Head sensibility gives be a boner. And by that I mean it gives me a boner.

10:16 am April, 24 troy tempest said...

If they’re gay, so what? Doesn’t make them less douchey. Fags can be flamboyant – that’s fine – dressing like Liberache and whistling Madonna tunes is fine. But looking like these two isn’t fine. They’re douche, and if it’s fake or real ass play, they’re still douche and deserve our mock. This isn’t rocket science, people.

10:45 am April, 24 Criminal Minds said...

Gideon! I think we’ve spotted the unsubs acting up in their orange mandanas again. Need backup. And by backup I mean the Jaws of Life.

11:24 am April, 24 tall guy said...

Agree with above opinion – gay isn’t wrong douche is, and these two headbandildos demonstrate total and complete wrongness.

2:25 pm April, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Kelly is tellin them that if they celebrate another “hoMO’clock” they’d better take it out into the alley before Morgo makes it game hoMOVER!

7:20 pm April, 24 Stephanie said...

And after the beer,she serves up the lube. These guys are mocking everything,and they’re having fun,nottadouche.

Although the tatt bothers me,it looks sorta tribal.

7:45 pm April, 24 Ultra Bagnus said...

How dare they besmirch the Thundercats with their same sex eroticism!

9:09 pm April, 24 Mr. Biggs said...

This picture is everything I hate about hipsters.

9:25 pm April, 24 Little Willie said...

After the photo these two lovers were found in the mens room taking turns sodomizing each other wearing only the headbands and sunglasses.

3:15 am April, 25 Nostradouchus said...

Yep.

6:15 am April, 25 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

I’m with Dreuche on this one. This stuff is queer as the three dollar bill.

I have been plenty drunk before, but never drunk enough with any inclination to do THIS. Fat chicks, check! Ugly chicks, check! Fat, ugly chicks with lots of kids at home in the trailer waiting for mommy to come home from the bar to make them microwave burritos at 1230 am for the 4th time that week, check!

But NEVER, EVER this kind of gay ass horseplay.