Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Mister Pfister is Stoic In Front of Kelly and Ashley

And it’s one more night in rural Arkansas…

One more night of hat tilt, stupid face, paid-to-pose bored hotts, and the circulation of small sums of money in the vain pursuit of distraction.

One more night in which mediocre lives replace unrealistic life dreams with hi-def televisions and self medicating variations of alcohol.

Wow. Way too downer to start off a Tuesday. I need me some Champagne Candy.

# posted by douchebag1
6:55 am April, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I like Sour Puss. She looks like she’d be a great chick to hate fuck with. Strong core and bitchy mouth and I’m sure she’d let me go full three hole and titty fuck splooge as long as I gave her a tonguegasm before the rear attack began. This guy looks like he should be shackled and shovelling coal into a steamer a hundred years ago if it wasn’t for the shades and sadist wrist band. That’s quite a menacing forearm flex you got going there Cletis. Now pay the ladies their twenty dollars and be on your way. And don’t touch Sour Puss.

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I swear there was a different pic on here earlier. Son.

6:58 am April, 17 The Dude said...

Yeah, this guy has the more subtle, self-satisfied, smug, smash-me-in-the-face-with-a-big-fish smirk that makes me want to smash him in the face with a big fish.

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And, this pic is a rerun. I remember those bead-panties, and by remember I mean I composed a love song for those two hotts. They never write love songs for a three-way, except that excellent parody with whats-his-name on SNL.

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/digital-short-3-way-the-golden-rule/1329178

7:14 am April, 17 Et Tu Douche? said...

What the Rev said,

7:19 am April, 17 Doucheywallnuts said...

C’mon Rev, all pictures with Trannies get reposted.

7:33 am April, 17 Douchble Helix said...

Beavis, Horse Face and Sour Puss.

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You can really pick ’em, Boss.

7:39 am April, 17 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

I am thinking these two vapid countenanced bar wenches plus Pfister would have a combined aggregate IQ somewhere in high double digits…before division by three.

7:46 am April, 17 Doucheywallnuts said...

The highest IQ in the photo is running down the leg of the blonde.

8:03 am April, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Bronson Arroyo and the left side of the Cincinnati Reds infield drink on Joey Voto’s tab<br.

And I’m over CK. Until she’s squirting with a zucchini jammed in her fuzzy oyster at Nubiles, count me out. Fuzzy oyster, i says

8:05 am April, 17 douchebag1 said...

It’s a crazy busy week for the DB1, apologies if there are reposts happening. Some good posts to follow today, the mock will continue. Oh yes, it will continue.

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– management

8:30 am April, 17 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

No worries Boss. If every re-post comes with a Champagne Katie pic, you can start over from the very beginning and you’ll get no bitching from me. My Arapaho Ferret Felcher won’t be too happy, but he’ll get over it. And by get over it I mean calluses.

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I imagine in this particular pic that she isn’t wearing any underwear.

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But that’s just me.

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Or is it?

8:32 am April, 17 Nancy Dreuche said...

When DarkSock was in charge these kinda double posts never happened. Agree with Vin either put Champagne Katie in the HOH and be done with it. Hate to tell you whats best for your business DB1, but this place could use some fresh talent. Wow, when did I turn into like the the dickiest dick here? I offend RevChad, a registered sex offender, I drove away tall guy and now I’m making demands and shit.

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I’m pretty sure I just won.

9:02 am April, 17 Vin Douchal said...

I don’t want Champagne Katie in the HOH. Stackhouse proved that some people like the notoriety of internet fame, good or bad

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I’d rather see her in the Closet of Poo. She’s a shank glomming off her hotter, successful sister, a Haylie Duff or Trace Cyrus sort of dynamic. Nope, no HoH for CK……

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Haylie Duff is hot, though

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9:04 am April, 17 Vin Douchal said...

^ Cameraman Frazier Largeman is zooming in on Haylie’s arse

11:03 am April, 17 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Poor fister is simply indicating visually what the two ladies will be doing to his bunghole when they get back to his room at the Crown Plaza off-strip……

11:05 am April, 17 Jeet Kune Douche said...

@Vin – WHOA! A most excellent pic, sir, I had zero idea that mizz hilary duff was so utterly stunning. She’s positively RADIANT.

11:44 am April, 17 Doucheywallnuts said...

I propose some reposted photos from the archives. I would like to see the (d)evolution of the species since the site kicked off.

12:37 pm April, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Hey dummy, that’s her sister, Haylie,…. yeesh

1:50 pm April, 17 Wheezer said...

Yep, dis be a repeat, but we gotta forgive the Boss if his posts repeat that of the Hoss. Boss may not really want to take a look at just how much Pear appeared or he won’t get anything else accomplished.

2:56 pm April, 17 Stephanie said...

He works that right arm because that arm feels different when he masturbates.

3:59 pm April, 17 Cuntrag said...

Girl on right is super hot, except for what looks to be a scabby Tribble trying to escape from her knickers.

10:22 pm April, 17 bilbodouchebaggins said...

only been once – work function – but i think that might be the idiotic pool bar at the wynn or wynn encore in (of course) vegas. douchiest place w. of the mississippi, but i remember the dancing girls, and the v. short beaded skirts specifically…

8:21 am April, 18 Nostradouchus said...

I see we have a case of deja poo.

12:51 am April, 19 Guid is Good said...

Champagne Katie is now the official spokesmodel for the Latina Paedophile Association.

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