Thursday, April 26, 2012

Moobs n' Boobs

No, you see Tommy, the way it works is we *want* to see Alyssa’s Cleavite. For she offers twin snack cakes of delightful mastication and future baby feeding agility.

Your cleavite just smells like Old Spice and semi-employment at the Snappy Snack Shack. One in every state.

To celebrate Alyssa’s round mound quality, my goal today is to eat twelve Twinkies.

Why?

Because if Twinkies are going out of business, I’mma go out of business with them.

# posted by douchebag1
9:05 am April, 26 Nancy Dreuche said...

You can do it DB1! I’m gonna picture you taking two at a time. Remember to relax your jaw and throat muscles so your gag reflex doesn’t kick in.

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Damn Tommy, didn’t anyone tell you waxing is for finnochios (that’s how you say H-mos in Sinatra speak, right DeezWallnuts?)

9:05 am April, 26 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Grüß Gott

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Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up titty fuccing.

9:18 am April, 26 Mr Reply said...

So how many times do you think those things have been used for titty fuccing? A Boobillion?

9:48 am April, 26 Nancy Dreuche said...

No Mr. Reply more like a Titrillion. I came back to check how close DB1 is to bringing those Twinkies to completion. I hope he at least remembers to cup the wrappers.

9:55 am April, 26 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

She’s giving us the Mam’yan Eye of Coi-tits.

10:12 am April, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She has benevolent mastectomies indeed. What guy?

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I’m eating the veal parm and fuck you Flo Rida and what you’ve done to our little kids like this:

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIp_NOgw5Jo

10:32 am April, 26 Ernest Hemingdouche said...

Alyssa has the perfect orbs for the Asian cowgirl position. Just sit back and appreciate the splendid rondure as they orbit gracefully like a pair of gyroscopes on a child’s mobile.

10:39 am April, 26 Vin Douchal said...

Alyssa Lyssa Bobissa, banana fanna fo Fyssa fee fie mo Myssa, Alyssa

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Boobs

11:04 am April, 26 The Dude said...

Why haven’t they invented Titty Snacks that look like Alyssa’s Melanos?

11:07 am April, 26 Mr Reply said...

I was completely distracted by the Asian Cowgirl position and did not notice the enormous cock rings…err..I mean ear rings she is wearing. Definitely my future ex-wife!

11:13 am April, 26 The Dude said...

If there was a dude in this pic, I’d almost surely give him a notta. Even if he’d manscaped his entire life to make it more aerodynamic. So that when I smackerel him, he’ll fly very far away from the virtual mother of a planet full of kids I just dropped in the pool.

11:16 am April, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Nancy, you are correct. I would classify him as a half-a-finnoc, but hey, that’s me.

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Also, I refuse to look at any picture that is oriented diagonal. A) It hurts my eyes, 2) it reminds me of the villains from the old Batman TV show.

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I did tell you I banged Yvonne Craig, who played Barbara Gordon/Batgirl, did I not?

11:31 am April, 26 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Looks like a young Peter North before the roids turned him into pink hulk.

4:07 pm April, 26 Nostradouchus said...

Nice chin, dude. Can I borrow it?

4:44 am April, 27 CB Popped said...

She’s a keeper.

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