Friday, April 27, 2012

Places to Store Your Cigarettes #42

Well, I suppose it’s better than the pooper.

Yup. That’s as creative as it gets on a Friday.

I shouldn’ta eaten all those Twinkies yesterday.

# posted by douchebag1
9:28 am April, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

If he just banged those broads, and why else would he be in such a silly mood, he has invented a new brand, Marlboro Tuna.

9:42 am April, 27 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Homely Amanda Plummer bleeth on the left has a sudden urge to smoke some bone.

9:43 am April, 27 Steve said...

In regards to the twinkie link, that’s a yellow brick road I’d love to follow. And devour.

9:45 am April, 27 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Jethro confirms that he was never traded for less than two smokes during his stay at Louisiana State Prison.

9:52 am April, 27 The Douchetorious B.A.G. said...

White belt….that is all

10:09 am April, 27 Sir Douche said...

I wonder where he keeps his lighter?

10:13 am April, 27 Et Tu Douche? said...

So I is flush with $20 CDN and I don’t know what to spend it on maybe the Rev wants to double or nothing??

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This is pic might possibly be enough for me to quit smoking.

10:21 am April, 27 Vin Douchal said...

No matter what he orders the sushi chef is bringing him unprepared Fugu.

10:24 am April, 27 icame isaw idouched said...

His cock smokes em.

10:28 am April, 27 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Smoke him if you got him!

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And by smoke I mean thermite.

11:41 am April, 27 Douche Wayne said...

Biff never let his scoliosis get in the way of a good time. Good for him!

11:52 am April, 27 tall bot said...

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12:01 pm April, 27 Doucheywallnuts said...

This douche has the abdomen of. 13-year old girl experiencing the onset of Menarch.

12:47 pm April, 27 CB Popped said...

In Scotland, they fry twinkies.

1:34 pm April, 27 Spurned Internet Stalker said...

I blame the floppiness on pork products, cannoli and Obamacare. Have I lost my mind?

1:37 pm April, 27 Doucheywallnuts said...

SIS you are spot on.

2:38 pm April, 27 The Dude said...

Dieselbag!

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Are there any Obamabags? there must be some lurking out there, all excited about his Al Green schtick or hitting that 3-point shot or assassinating the guy with almost the same name as him or the $888B recovery thingie or the fact that he’s gonna get redelected since no one actually likes Romney enough to vote for a guy named Willard, unless the gas prices go up or there’s a war on women or dang this is tiring.

3:15 pm April, 27 The Dude said...

^purdy good Rev Chad imitation, eh?^

3:17 pm April, 27 The Dude (undisclosed dislocation) said...

The girl in the green shirt needs a moob job.

4:11 pm April, 27 Nostradouchus said...

I’m curious – Where are the HCs?

6:51 pm April, 27 Morbo said...

Reminds me, in a roundabout way, of this chick I saw during Mardi Gras in New Orleans one year.

It was almost 6 a.m., and our group was making its last trip down Bourbon Street for the night. One of my friends went into a bar called Razoo’s, so I went in to fetch him.

The DJ is pulling women out of the crowd to come dance on the stage. Some of them are flashing their titties, some just dancing. This one chick had her shirt totally off and was getting down.

I found my friend and told him we were getting ready to leave, but he told me to hold up for a minute and check this girl out.

She starts playing around with her nipples, getting them good and perky. Pretty hot stuff. Her boobs were pretty small, but she was good-looking and they were nice enough. Hell, I say any night you see titties is a good one, and that was a nice way to finish up the night.

After a minute or two, she pauses for a minute and asks someone in the front row for a cigarette. I figure show’s over, she’s taking a smoke break.

Hardly.

Girl gets the cigarette, then tweaks her nipples some more. She then proceeds to BALANCE the cigarette on top of her right nipple. It’s just sitting there, like a prize on a shelf She even moved around a little bit, and the thing never fell off.

It was one of the most impressive fucking things I’ve ever seen in my life.

I don’t know what ever became of that girl. Most likely she’s married with two kids and a minivan by now. But sometimes, late at night, I like to imagine I’ll see her in a video on YouPorn. And I’ll be able to say, “I knew her when she was balancing a cigarette on her titty at 5 a.m. in a shitty Bourbon Street bar.”

7:19 pm April, 27 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Was going to go on about ugly aunt Edna but I just can’t after that Morbo rant…

7:52 pm April, 27 Mr. Biggs said...

DB1′s gone plaid!. Never occurred to me twinkies could trigger it.

8:12 pm April, 27 Guid is Good said...

Party on Granma Largeman!!

10:57 pm April, 28 Whoop-di-douche said...

Kiefer Sutherland is known to smoke after sex…

11:00 pm April, 28 Whoop-di-douche said...

He actually stores his condoms with his fagots, and rolls both out at once, for a before and after act.

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