Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Reader Mail: HCwDB Needs New Pics

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DB1,

yo…im a real fan. i back nice jewish boys who keep it highbrow.

however, i gotta tell you, the site needs help.

the reason you are loosing traffic to all the other idiots is simply a matter of the number of new posts with good pictures. every time i go to your site, its the same old pics and the same old idiots. its like pussy dude. you wanna come home to the same old twat every night?

i wanna always see new ones and lots of em or im not interested. take youre damn camera and hit the spots. open it up to more than the vegas pools and those steriodal tools. theres plenty of these peeps everywhere.

im writing you cause i like your indirect sexual poetry…youre kind of a dennis miller of douchenozzles.

im trying to help. your success will be a function of new pics and lots of em.

best of luck my tribal buddy

– Marti-

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First off, I’m lazy as a Codine’d koala. Secondly, I’m busy scratching my nethers in a furious up and down motion. HCwDB has always relied on the generous submissions of its readers. I’m only as good as what comes in the ole’ in box. So you don’t like the latest submits? Get to huntin’.

# posted by douchebag1
9:33 am April, 17 Jacques Doucheteau said...

…vegas pools and those steriodal tools.

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Sounds like a Dave Mathews Band lyric.

9:33 am April, 17 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Dave Mathews Band sucks, by the way.

9:38 am April, 17 troy tempest said...

This should improve things.

http://www.scenicreflections.com/files/Sexy_Woman_From_the__back_Wallpaper__yvt2.jpg

10:31 am April, 17 whetman said...

I would agree with him if he was referring to the same steroid heads who got way too much air time 2 years ago. Lately, I think you’ve gotten away from that and are doing just fine.

10:39 am April, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Marti lost me a “loosing”.

11:10 am April, 17 FredN. said...

Marti sounds like (is) Nancy.

11:14 am April, 17 Vin Douchal said...

I don’t know about the Dennis Miller of douchenozzles but I do see a little Jack Kerouac of Ass Pear

11:17 am April, 17 FredN. said...

Marti is also unclear on the whole “you are viewing a website with free content” concept.

11:18 am April, 17 FredN. said...

More the e.e. cummings of sideboob.

11:19 am April, 17 Nancy Dreuche said...

Newsflash Marti, we’re winning the war, that’s why there is less pics and also because DB1 is lazy. But he’s our lazy so lay off man.

11:31 am April, 17 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Martial, Also I hear ya on coming home to the same twat every night. I am soo sick of my mine. And suck it Fred N. I may be a bit of a ball buster but at least I know how to spell losing. And I never write in to DB1 except when I submitted my Douchie Award for that assface boyband rapper T. Mills. I would provide you with a link but I don’t know how to do that either.

11:33 am April, 17 DouchYouWannaDance said...

“the dennis miller of douchenozzles”

Redundant.

11:39 am April, 17 FredN. said...

OK, NancyD. I like you because you annoy that Niagara-based pervert. No need to throw around suck-its here and there. Here a suck-it, there a suck-it, everywhere a suck-it.

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Old McDonald style.

12:15 pm April, 17 Tits McGee said...

Marti – Don’t you fukkin’ dare to compare DB1 to that pathetic loser Dennis Miller. That ridiculous Reicht-wingged douchebag hasn’t made anyone laugh in at least a decade.

PS – You’re a slut, you slut.

12:23 pm April, 17 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

I imagine the Boss took greater umbrage at being positively compared to the center-right Dennis Miller than to having his creation criticized.

12:23 pm April, 17 B.A.G. Du Bois said...

Rev Chad – I was about to post the same thing, word for word.

“loosing”…ugh, my brain.

12:56 pm April, 17 DarkSock said...

“I’m only as good as what comes in the ole’ in box”…

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That’s what Mrs. Sock told me…

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ARE YOU MOCKING ME, SIR???

2:52 pm April, 17 Stephanie said...

Marti with an i: you suck. You could add your thoughts stupid,and maybe DB1 will post it. Also: Your “twat” should leave you, especially since she/he has to do all of the work,and you just sit there like a pile of shit expecting everyone else to:

A. entertain you

B. jerk you off

4:16 pm April, 17 Anonymous said...

^Well played, Madam!

4:27 pm April, 17 Nancy Dreuche said...

We’re good FredN. I just get blamed for a lot of BS around here that I don’t even do. I just come here to be entertained and jerked off. Occasionally I contribute.

10:29 pm April, 17 bilbodouchebaggins said...

i’m w/ the rev @10:39 am. Seriously there are still people who get that wrong?

reminds me of a coworker once who sent me an email starting with “i definately think that…” when she followed up later i said “oh i stopped reading and deleted the email after you misspelled definitely. you can assume i disagree / think the opposite about everything that came after that.”

5:13 am April, 18 CB Popped said...

Apparently, there is an endless supply of Hot Chicks w. Douchebags photos.

We can only tolerate and hunt as much as possible.

Who cares about the other sites and online traffic?

Trolls.

8:24 am April, 18 Nostradouchus said...

Funny – I back nice Jewish boys who keep it uni-brow. Small world.

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