Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Reader Mail: White Bags

John Evans do very much appreciate the ( white bags ).

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Good Day,

Good Morning to you and your Company. My name is John Evans and i am sending this Inquiry for ( White Bags ) that you do have in-stock. I will very much appreciate it if you can send me an email with some of the Models and Types that you do have in-stocks as now.

I will also like to know if you can get back to me with the Payment Options that your Company do accept as now. And also will like to know if you do also allow Freight Pick Up from your Location when the Order is ready to Ship. I will be waiting to hear from you soon .

Thanks

John Evans

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Here you go John, two (White Bags ). Free of charge. Boobies not included.

# posted by douchebag1
9:18 am April, 18 fatness said...

Naked Pink has a nice shape under that shirt. And by shape I mean…brb.

9:33 am April, 18 Nancy Dreuche said...

Looks like braided earlocks (white bag on the right) are a new adouchtrement.

9:44 am April, 18 E-blo's Last Thought said...

Wow.

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That is just…awful…

9:46 am April, 18 The Dude said...

These chicks ignite a pantstorm, making it easier to ignore les bagues blanches.

10:02 am April, 18 crazed aborigine said...

The brunette is smokin’. Is there something else in this pic?

10:17 am April, 18 Et Tu Douche? said...

I come to look at the hott and mock the d-bag but alas my mind is still wrapped up with what is going on in the NHL playoffs. WTF happened in the CHI last night? Rafi Torres blatantly freight trains Hossa sending him off on a stretcher and none of the 4 refs see? it let alone call a penalty. This coming on the heels of Shea Weber slamming Zetterberg’s head into the glass. I loves me some rough & tumble hockey but this is getting ridiculous. These guys have no respect. Bettman needs to get his head out of his ass. Retribution will be sweet and hopefully painful Rafi you fucking D-Bag!!!.

10:28 am April, 18 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Another month and he’ll be able to shave that off and donate it to The Merkins of Hope Foundation.

10:33 am April, 18 Et Tu Douche? said...

I would eat Celery & Peanut Butter for a week straight just so that If I had the chance I could glaze Naked Pinks yummy, man spackle worthy tummy Peter North style.

11:36 am April, 18 Vin Douchal said...

@ Et Tu

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Been watching the NHL matchups with much interest. When I saw a Phoenix v Chicago series I thought I’d pull for the Coyotes. Once I saw that Rafi Torres was on that team I said ,”Fuck that, Fuck him”

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However, I am impressed with the way the L.A. Kings have been easily handling the Canucks. Unlike the Bruins, they’ve mostly ignored the after-the-whistle crap the cheap shot or inferior teams try to use to gain an edge or a nonsense penalty

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Nashville is strong also, and you have to love a team with a goalie named “Pecker”.

11:40 am April, 18 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Brunette is sent from heaven to stretch my boxers and anoint them with pre-cum.

12:26 pm April, 18 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

As the regs will know I don’t throw HOH nominations around. Not that I wouldn’t mind throwing around some of the recent nominees. And by throwing around I mean tossing my little white whiffle balls at them again and again and again.

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But I Dream of Jeanie in the Black Crop Top is definitely doing it for me. I would charcoal myself on a Webber gas grill and pour my ashes into a gold and jewel encrusted Pepsi Bottle tossed in the ocean, swallowed by a Sperm Whale and ejaculated out onto Fantasy Island where Herve Villechaize would use me as a lube to violate the corpse of Shelly Winters just for the chance to be stuck in the scrotum by Jeanie’s fez hat pin.

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Into the HOH sayz I. Pronto.

12:46 pm April, 18 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Mr. Scrotato, its about damn time one of you grew a pair and made a nom. And as a reward for your ballsiness I shall second it. Fresh talent I says. Fresh talent.

1:19 pm April, 18 Douche Springsteen said...

I’m still trying to figure out why an article of clothing would be emblazoned with the word NAKED. That’s even more puzzling to me than dude’s Road Warrior braided pigtails / extra long chin pube combo.

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And my 2 cents on the un-sportsmanlike violence in the NHL (as opposed to the good old fashioned ultra violence) is that I hope a couple of goons come out for both Weber and Torres. Out. Of. Commission.

1:55 pm April, 18 DarkSock said...

Pinky looks like more fun that throwing 4.6 pounds of smashed monkey assholes into a pen of starving Rottweilers.

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I hope Braided Douche works in close proximity to heavy equipment with exposed gnashing gears and impeller screws, and has a penchant for nodding off due to late night club shenanigans.

2:03 pm April, 18 Southern Scrotic said...

And Jesus said to him, “The foxes have holes and the birds of the air have nests, but the Son of Man has nowhere to lay His head.”

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– Luke 9:58

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Personally, I’d lay my head on blondie’s boobs.

2:10 pm April, 18 crazed aborigine said...

Crop top Jeanie for HoH,

Crop to, says I.

6:30 pm April, 18 Nostradouchus said...

Baby got gums.

5:22 am April, 20 Douche Wayne said...

That’s so racist.

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