Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Sanskrit UnderMoob Is Not Amused

Despite basking in the glow of Bubbles McGee’s twin suns, Sanskrit UnderMoob chooses to be lugubrious, dour and doleful.  Whenever he’s with her no one seems to notice his sweet sub-pectoral calligraphy…go figure.

Medical Fact:  They both have something in their underboob regions.  His is a regrettable decision in indelible ink.  10 points to your Hogwarts Classmates if you can guess what’s under hers…

# posted by Bagnonymous
6:33 am April, 4 Steve said...

Surgery scars?

6:34 am April, 4 DarkSock said...

His wallet and keys?

6:42 am April, 4 Justin said...

Fomunda

6:43 am April, 4 Justin said...

Fromunda

6:45 am April, 4 Justin said...

The last fleeting moments of her youth?

6:48 am April, 4 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Silicon fungus?

6:49 am April, 4 Et Tu Douche? said...

Pancake Cock?

6:49 am April, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

DNA?

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I’d lick her fat ass if she’s a courteous wiper. You know sometimes when you wipe with crappy commercial toilet paper at a roadside rest area while you travel and you get some shit on your fingers and forget to wipe cause you’re kids are screaming “Stranger, Stranger, Daddy!” where you left them with six quarters at the pony ride in the food court while the dude in the hair net processes your processed food order. Well you know how hours later while you’re biting your nails cause you’re nervous about driving with a suspended license with your family and you have an expired tag and no proof of insurance and hammered and you taste something awful in your mouth like rotten lamb and dog shit. Well that taste is how I feel about this picture.

6:50 am April, 4 Et Tu Douche? said...

Crusty, morning after, yogurt spackle?

6:51 am April, 4 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Dried, crusted chaod-spooge from the previous evening?

6:52 am April, 4 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Oops sorry Et Tu didn’t see that til after I posted.

7:02 am April, 4 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The last remnant of Sanskrit’s sorcerer’s pebble?

7:03 am April, 4 Et Tu Douche? said...

One $5 Chip from Binions on Fremont under each boob?

7:04 am April, 4 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

A string from the glory hole doily of the fourth stall from the end in the bottom floor public restroom of the Sands?

7:06 am April, 4 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

One of Hermione’s pubes from their little “tree and bush” session?

7:06 am April, 4 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Plastic valves?

7:07 am April, 4 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

An army of midgets that help her to keep from breaking her ribs?

7:11 am April, 4 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Her 6th grade class picture, tattered and creased, where she wrote on the back, “I’m going to be a doctor. I luve you daddy!”

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And yeast.

7:18 am April, 4 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

We really can’t know what is under there. She could have the Magna Charta written under one of those boobs and no one will know for another thousand years, until future archeologist find strange writing on a piece of orange leather that has been protected from the elements by an inexplicable mound of fossilized silicone and a strange chrome plated pole that they assume was used in religious ceremonies.

7:20 am April, 4 Wheezer said...

So did she buy those at 35 after her first husband, a corporate vice president of some kind, settled out of court with her?

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We’ll just call this choadwank “Sanscrote.” His language is best described in one word: “GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

7:21 am April, 4 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Maybe the secret of the universe is written under there. If by secret of the universe you mean why someone who spends $5,000 on flesh zeppelins can’t also cough up more than $8 for a decent haircut.

7:21 am April, 4 Scroteophobic said...

California?

7:22 am April, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Vin’s nieces keeping it classy for the playoffs in Boston.

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http://weknowmemes.com/2012/04/tyler-we-sucked-your-dick-in-high-school/

7:30 am April, 4 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

You don’t often see a face like that outside of an oxygen tent in the burn ward.

7:36 am April, 4 creature said...

creature jizz?

7:39 am April, 4 Ass-istant Manager said...

A fourth and fifth nipple?

7:40 am April, 4 Ass-istant Manager said...

Matress tags?

7:42 am April, 4 Ass-istant Manager said...

Her neglected kids college funds?

7:44 am April, 4 Ass-istant Manager said...

Plinky’s Dad’s tiny peen?

7:47 am April, 4 Evilmoose said...

Love how she seems to be leaning away from him as far as she can….the stench of it all!

7:56 am April, 4 Ass-istant Manager said...

A cum stain of the Virgin Mary?

7:58 am April, 4 Ass-istant Manager said...

Her previously flat chest?

7:59 am April, 4 Ass-istant Manager said...

My funnier jokes?

8:17 am April, 4 Vin Douchal said...

A Denny’s Grand Slam Breakfast ?

8:17 am April, 4 Vin Douchal said...

Stackhouse’s turkey fryer?

8:18 am April, 4 Vin Douchal said...

Crushed insects?

8:18 am April, 4 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

ummmmmm….soured yoghurt?

8:22 am April, 4 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

morlocks?

8:24 am April, 4 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

An albino race of red-eyed cyclopian orcs who survive on a steady diet of lycra, jizz, saline, and Coppertone?

8:25 am April, 4 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Jimmy Hoffa?

8:25 am April, 4 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Amelia Earhart?

8:26 am April, 4 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The Lindbergh baby?

8:26 am April, 4 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Atlantis?

8:26 am April, 4 Medusa Oblongata said...

“Sanscrote”.

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BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

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Well, Steve beat me to “surgery scars”, so I’m gonna go with the receipt from her trip to Brazil.

8:27 am April, 4 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The Lost Island of Dr. Moreau?

8:27 am April, 4 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Her shame, dignity, and self-respect?

8:29 am April, 4 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

I know! I know! The gyroscope pulled from her Monkeyhole!

8:29 am April, 4 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The ugly stick with a mind of its own that keeps beating her in the face?

8:30 am April, 4 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

A chewed-through leash?

8:31 am April, 4 Vin Douchal said...

A map to her brown star bullzeye?

8:32 am April, 4 Vin Douchal said...

Surround sound speakers ?

8:36 am April, 4 Ass-istant Manager said...

Zyzz?

8:38 am April, 4 Southern Scrotic said...

Two $5s and a half dozen $1s?

8:40 am April, 4 Ass-istant Manager said...

My other personalities? Her personality?

8:41 am April, 4 Ass-istant Manager said...

Van Halen’s next “hit”.

8:42 am April, 4 Doucheywallnuts said...

My cock. My cock, I says.

9:07 am April, 4 Ass-istant Manager said...

Doucheywallnuts next masterpiece? Note, I did not use air quotes.

9:16 am April, 4 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I heard once that if you could tuck a pencil under your boob, and it stays, that you need an underwire. What then, if you can tuck a ’57 Buick, each carrying a family of 4, under each boob?

9:31 am April, 4 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Medusa^ FTW.

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Because it also sounds like “Without Scrotum”.

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Which doesn’t really shock any of us at this point.

9:32 am April, 4 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Action Comics #1, The Complete Story of Superman… still in the cellophane and still being gripped by the small hand of little Timmy O’Brien who left his home in June of 1938 with 10 cents in his pocket and was never seen or heard from again.

9:33 am April, 4 Ass-istant Manager said...

@McCrudeshoes, you reading The Lady’s Home Journal again bro? If so, come at me with more of your knowledge. I’m hopeless in the fashion department.

9:37 am April, 4 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

^ I don’t read it. I just masturbate to the MILF pictures.

9:43 am April, 4 Ass-istant Manager said...

The next round of butt pics? You know what, if that’s true that is way not cool of her to bogart those like a greedy money loving stereotype who gets off on withholding. Not cool at all, in fact I’m glad she’s on vacation in Vegas with that fey douchebag. That’s what you get for denying us posterior portraits you Ho Ho eating harpie!

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Transference

9:49 am April, 4 Ass-istant Manager said...

@McCrudeshoes, I do the same thing to the Sunday edition of the New York Times crossword puzzle. 52 across……sorry blacked out for a second.

9:53 am April, 4 Jacques Doucheteau said...

My balls, which are the size of a fist

10:06 am April, 4 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

The lost tribes of Israel.

10:30 am April, 4 melvil_duchi said...

Daddy butter?

11:04 am April, 4 T said...

Shadows.

11:27 am April, 4 hermit said...

A small community of sea monkeys?

11:27 am April, 4 hermit said...

An alternative boob-a-verse?

11:28 am April, 4 hermit said...

A valve stem?

11:30 am April, 4 hermit said...

Rev Chad’s long lost sanity?

1:38 pm April, 4 Southern Scrotic said...

DB1’s self-esteem?

2:32 pm April, 4 Ass-istant Manager said...

@Southern Scrotic 1:38p, I thought about that one too, but I didnt have the balls to type it in. Well done.

5:51 pm April, 4 Alphonse Tecumseh said...

I reckon Tinea versicolor ‘d be yer best bet.

6:03 pm April, 4 troy tempest said...

Moss.

6:58 pm April, 4 creature said...

Atlantis

6:58 pm April, 4 creature said...

the fountain of youth?

….maybe just the skeleton of Ponce de Leon

7:33 pm April, 4 Nostradouchus said...

Leather-faced golden-titties

4:35 am April, 5 CB Popped said...

A half – eaten Slim Jim?

4:42 am April, 5 The Right Honorable Member for, The Very Reverend Mother Her Duchal Serene Highness, Dr, Hortense Sussudio Fuckerfaster said said...

a tiny tattoo over the incision scar that says “complements of” and the name of the sugar daddy that purchased that tit. she had two sugar daddies, each chipped in for a breast.

its ever more difficult for girls who, have less ability to entice high dollar donors. some go two abreast, some have an entire list.

the hope on the horizon is that microchips or qr codes can replace the donor placard tats.

liposuckers.

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