Saturday, April 7, 2012

Special Emergency "Caption This" Telethon…

…Because damned if I can put words to this.

# posted by Bagnonymous
8:24 am April, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Damnit Captain the transporter’s DNA segregator is all fucked up like a wee Colleen’s kilt on Robbie Burns’ Day.

8:25 am April, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Who’s hiding the package?

8:27 am April, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

R Plane Li, Jet Li’s nephew, realized at that moment he wasn’t cut out for action films cause they are all icky and sweaty and shit.

8:31 am April, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Can you see my mangina when I arch my back?

8:32 am April, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Anyone for Chinese?

8:33 am April, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Upon seeing this picture the Politburo of China forgave all loans to the devil country.

8:34 am April, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Do these shorts make me look gay?

8:48 am April, 7 Eponymous Douche said...

“Hello fellows! I am sooo gay that I go completely around the bend and now I attract to girls with breasts and vagina. I enjoy to make sex on this girls.”

8:50 am April, 7 Ted Brogan said...

More bitmaps? Where are they coming from?

8:56 am April, 7 Mike said...

Lizard Lenny of China Cradles Boobtastic Brenda

9:03 am April, 7 DarkSock said...

“My boyfriend’s Hung.”

9:06 am April, 7 Vin Douchal said...

It says it right in the corner, Gonzo and Jenny.

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Chestbrah would crush this guy

9:21 am April, 7 Vin Douchal said...

The best part of a Milan Lucic fight is Jack Edwards’ commentary. He’s easily the best hockey announcer out there, I know this because I get the NHL game package and heard all the others

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9:22 am April, 7 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Looks like a generous-in-all-the-right-proportions MILFY brunette hanging out with her pre-op tranny Thai friend.

9:22 am April, 7 Vin Douchal said...

Try again:

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9:24 am April, 7 Wheezer said...

Charles Atlas comic book ads come to life in China…..70 years after the US first saw them.

9:27 am April, 7 Vin Douchal said...

The comedy stylings of Sir Bill Murray

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9:31 am April, 7 The Dude said...

Porn star Lisa Ann visits the Khmer Douche.

9:34 am April, 7 Vin Douchal said...

Sammy who? Micheal who?

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9:36 am April, 7 Wheezer said...

Janey and her surgeon decide to see if they really are “flotation devices.”

9:38 am April, 7 Wheezer said...

She was a little short on cash, so she headed to the beach with the doc as “partial payment” for his services. He gets a bonus if the scars healed properly and don’t leak.

9:59 am April, 7 fatness said...

Silicone Sister with her Manager Mister…

10:20 am April, 7 DarkSock said...

10 hours into the 2012 Olympic Navel Stare-Down, there was still no clear winner.

10:36 am April, 7 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Lisa just figured out why the Chinese adoption agency was so cheap.

10:37 am April, 7 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

“If I can turn him straight, I’ll know I still got it!”

11:47 am April, 7 DarkSock said...

“BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL…I COMMAND YOU TO TITTY-FUCK ALL NIGHT!!!”

11:47 am April, 7 DarkSock said...

“BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL…I COMMAND YOU TO PUT THE GYROSCOPE IN HER MONKEYHOLE!!!”

11:47 am April, 7 DarkSock said...

“BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL…I COMMAND YOU TO PEE IN HER HORSE!!!”

12:04 pm April, 7 Wheezer said...

“BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL…..YOU WILL FIGHT ME FOR A $10,000 PRIZE!”

12:05 pm April, 7 Wheezer said...

By the power of WordPress, I have a hunch ‘Sock was told to “slow down.”

12:16 pm April, 7 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Gaysian Man Saved From Drowning In Kiddie Pool By Grabbing Chest Pontoons – Says “Ewwwwww!” But Happy They Were There When He Needed Them

12:18 pm April, 7 Et Tu Douche? said...

He likes to Bang Cock, she was just hoping to get some guilt free vacation cock.

12:57 pm April, 7 Jacques Doucheteau said...

On today’s episode of Portlandia in The Philippines, Cary finds that Bayani’s stiffy points in only one direction: down. She can only have him skewer her pork gash while doing a shoulder stand. At least the Hatha Yoga lessons will finally pay off.

1:50 pm April, 7 The Right Honorable Member for, The Very Reverend Mother Her Duchal Serene Highness, Dr, Hortense Sussudio Fuckerfaster said said...

would it be horribly racist of me, to hope he takes lots of pictures?

slewfeet

1:59 pm April, 7 The Right Honorable Member for, The Very Reverend Mother Her Duchal Serene Highness, Dr, Hortense Sussudio Fuckerfaster said said...

real phucket meets bolton.

soccerers

2:04 pm April, 7 TV Ugly said...

Smile girl, thith is totes gonna make your boyfriend jealz. Also your boobs don’t look fake AT all like of most skanks here do. Kisses.

2:07 pm April, 7 TV Ugly said...

Manny’s job as a professional lady sister finally scored him a trip to Vegas. Way better than his usually gig of just having to take his hag to the mall and all of the Twilight movies.

2:27 pm April, 7 Hermit said...

North Korea dictator Kim Jonh Un gets whatever the hell he wants. What will be his directive for this unfortunate imported sex slave?

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“Tuts my berreh!”

2:37 pm April, 7 hermit said...

“Rape me in my thighs.”

3:02 pm April, 7 I R A Darth Aggie said...

HOLY MOTHER OF COD!

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Fake boobies. Mangina?? oy. At least he’s not wearing a speedo.

3:58 pm April, 7 Doucheywallnuts said...

“Can someone help me get this gook off of my hands?”

3:59 pm April, 7 Doucheywallnuts said...

“I have a bad case of yellow fever sore.”

4:00 pm April, 7 Doucheywallnuts said...

“It’s true girls; his pubes are straight.”

4:02 pm April, 7 Doucheywallnuts said...

“If I had a penny for every time I’ve been asked why I date a disgusting Asian I’d be able to afford awful breast implants….Oh wait, I do!”

4:03 pm April, 7 Doucheywallnuts said...

“Once you’ve banged Asian you’ll never go Caucasian!”

4:04 pm April, 7 Doucheywallnuts said...

“Seriously, after a liter of Maker’s Mark he looks like Marky Mark.”

4:05 pm April, 7 creature said...

Gina outsourced her vagina to very disappointing results

4:06 pm April, 7 creature said...

“I’m a little teapot…..”

4:06 pm April, 7 Doucheywallnuts said...

“I’m with the Chinaman so nobody notices the massive implant scar on the inside of my left tit, except for that asshole DoucheyWallnuts.”

4:07 pm April, 7 Doucheywallnuts said...

“My other boyfriend is a re-tard!”

4:08 pm April, 7 Doucheywallnuts said...

“It’s true girls; his nipples are bigger than his cock!

4:08 pm April, 7 Doucheywallnuts said...

“If you think he’s bad in bed, you should see him drive!”

4:09 pm April, 7 Doucheywallnuts said...

“You think he’s bad? I’m a tranny!”

4:10 pm April, 7 Doucheywallnuts said...

“Laugh now, but when my computer crashes I’m prepared.”

4:13 pm April, 7 Doucheywallnuts said...

“No Reverend Chad, we are not an hallucination brought on by the booze and prescription drug use; He’s banging me.”

4:14 pm April, 7 Doucheywallnuts said...

“Some girls go both ways; I go slant ways.”

4:18 pm April, 7 Doucheywallnuts said...

“The Mocker; One in the Stink, one from the Chink.”

4:20 pm April, 7 Doucheywallnuts said...

“The Misfortune Cookie.”

4:21 pm April, 7 The Right Honorable Member for, The Very Reverend Mother Her Duchal Serene Highness, Dr, Hortense Sussudio Fuckerfaster said said...

by the time the night was over, she got his dick so hard she could read where tebow autographed his circumcision scar.

4:25 pm April, 7 Juggalo 6 said...

Chin Lee hides his gay side from his over-demanding parents with Russian Mail Order Bride Helga Tataochov

4:27 pm April, 7 Juggalo 6 said...

“You not so sneaky now round-eye, I take you woman with big fake boobies!”

4:28 pm April, 7 Juggalo 6 said...

Molly’s Dad was always overprotective.. but she found a chink in his armor

4:31 pm April, 7 Juggalo 6 said...

“But it’s so tiny and cute” she says.

“That’s not a snake, it’s my wang,” Wong says.

4:35 pm April, 7 Doucheywallnuts said...

“Oh, no more ‘Wanky My Cranky,’ Donger wants food.”

4:39 pm April, 7 Doucheywallnuts said...

“Wang, what’s with the pictures? It’s a happy hour!”

4:40 pm April, 7 Doucheywallnuts said...

“Wang, I thnk this club is restricted, so don’t tell them you are Jewish. Okay? Fine!”

5:17 pm April, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Moses never lied

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole.

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Shalom Shabass. Son.

5:18 pm April, 7 reversepass said...

by a weird scientology ritual, brunette katie was forced to say yes to every question asked, for 7 days, and change her name to wordpress so when pho Q ho-ma said “fuck you word press” she had to take him back to his place for a tumblr.

she agreed he had a much platform, and that no one in their right mind would start a new blog on word press. she was stuck with word press and her obligation, she could blame the whole experience on her religion, so she laid back and thought of xenu, like any good cult member would.

5:23 pm April, 7 Doucheywallnuts said...

Rev, are you watching the Ten Commandments?

5:27 pm April, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil; thy rod is my mangina.

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Heed these words Sons. For the year of the end of times is upon us. And by end of times be upon us I mean get really drunk and stoned and don’t fall into sharp endtables while hiding Easter eggs cause it’s the last time.

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And always remember:

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6:09 pm April, 7 Reversepass said...

I for one, am appalled at all the racism in this post. Lets be honest, christian guys are way too inept to ever properly bang a woman. What choice did she have?

6:55 pm April, 7 TV Ugly said...

@Reversepass, true that. It hard to get a good rhythm going when you have to keep a Bible apart.

7:09 pm April, 7 Doucheywallnuts said...

I am more apt to believe in Harry Potter than that other nonsense of worshipping fictional characters.

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Remember, blasphemy is a victimless crime.

7:27 pm April, 7 Wheezer said...

Brunette Betty is happy as the roofies are still working, but Tran (ummmmm, the guy) is troubled. Off in the distance he sees an unfamiliar creature heading his way. Nay, ’tis not a giant bellowing lizard striding out from the water, but…..something……….else…..

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And then Tran asks himself, “What is this ‘TARMAL’…..?”

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They were, ummmmm, consumed before Tran could finish his thought. Betty enjoyed what she didn’t know were her last vestiges of life.

2:25 am April, 8 Nostradouchus said...

lol…. one of DW’s wins. I don’t know which one, but one of ’em does.

2:40 pm April, 8 Stephanie said...

None Hung Low does not like photos.

6:17 pm April, 8 Mr. Biggs said...

Cindy shows off one of the graduates from the orphanage at the Phillippines mission she worked for (she was known for being a bit too devoted)

8:39 am April, 9 FlipFriddle said...

Dem’s some fakee mams. Kato like though.

BTW, Rick Jeanerette is the best NHL announcer, son.

2:23 pm April, 9 CB Popped said...

Gret links Vin.

Susanne’s ESL adventures in the Philippines.

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