Thursday, April 19, 2012

Where's Poolpud?

Somewhere in this lineup of taut quarter bouncing car alarm sounding vibratorio bellyrub giggle spackle, I’ve carefully hidden a six pack of Poolpud.

Look closely. Can you smirk in three months when they’re manning the fryer at Bob’s Big Boy?

# posted by douchebag1
11:12 am April, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

For as gay as shaved chests are, the hairy chest is gross. And the bleeth in the middle has helped me achieve prodigious mid-afternoon wood.

11:22 am April, 19 JeanClaudeVanDouche said...

Nothing makes a bleeth want to jump your bones like shoving your pit hair in her face.

11:28 am April, 19 Nancy Dreuche said...

The guy on the left can fry up my burgers and I would totally hit it after his shift was over. Sue me.

11:28 am April, 19 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

This pic reminds me of the toliet at the rest stop that I left full and clogged yesterday. Ker-flush.

11:31 am April, 19 JeanClaudeVanDouche said...

If you’re a douche and you know it raise your hand!

11:31 am April, 19 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

The little blond in the middle either has some swinging hips that could grind you raw and leave you drained of fluids . . . or some really bad scoliosis.

12:00 pm April, 19 Nancy Dreuche said...

I find it funny how sometimes guys will complain that women just want a guy for his money. And then the same guys make fun of a dude with a low paying job that more than likely bangs more strange than they do. Guess its not really about the money then, is it?

12:03 pm April, 19 fatness said...

@ND: Money cannot buy happiness. But it *can* rent it.

12:08 pm April, 19 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

I’m gotta give this crew a notta and a “go in peace” ‘cuz I’m generous like that, and because, to me, they are garden variety (which is to say, relatively inoffensive) Vegas pool party pud.

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.And also because that hot little pink taco in the middle is speaking directly to me. Oh yes…sweet, pulchritudinous Paulina…you know you are.

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.Spinners

12:27 pm April, 19 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Resheaded spinner in the center looks like that Disney channel hottie that decided that bondage porn was a better gig. And by better gig I mean skull fuccing.

12:27 pm April, 19 Douche Springsteen said...

Gregory Corso used to be one of my favorite poets. That is, until I read “Somewhere in this lineup of taut quarter bouncing car alarm sounding vibratorio bellyrub giggle spackle,”.

Good work, DB1.

12:38 pm April, 19 Capt. James T. Douche said...

This is the all douche/Bleeth cast of the Vegas version of RENT that is taking the place of Phantom of the Opera at The Venetian when it’s run ends this year.

Cock Shiners

12:48 pm April, 19 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Fatness, I was just saying that mocking a guy for having a menial job just makes you look like the bigger douche. If he’s landing hot clam flipping flapjacks he’s obviously got something going on.

1:04 pm April, 19 jonezy said...

have your fun kids. Goinpeace. The iron grip of life’s realities are on the horizon whether you’re blind to it or not.

1:07 pm April, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Let’s have a show of hands for those of you that like to be anally penetrated on a regular basis. OK, one, two, three, aaaaaand four. That’s what I thought.

1:08 pm April, 19 jonezy said...

also, here’s a good music site for you Rev:

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http://www.wolfgangsvault.com/the-ramones/video/i-wanna-be-sedated_547035000.html

1:59 pm April, 19 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Nanc hun, are you trying to play devil’s advocate (or I guess that would be douche’s advocate on this site) today? Come on, the bags will be mocked whether they knock down the big pay or the minimum wage. But I will concur, minus some bad tatts and plastic jebus bling on the one, these guys do look pretty harmless.

3:00 pm April, 19 Stephanie said...

I’d never go into that pool with these guys pissing in it. Get that scum catching pool cleaning net, stat.

And douchbags are douchebags no matter how much money they make or don’t make. There’s choices they make of their free will. No one forced them to be A-holes.

3:38 pm April, 19 Nancy Dreuche said...

@MPI, agree. These guys weren’t that bad. DB1 mocking fry cooks stuck out as the douchiest thing posted. So I mocked it. Everyone has no problem doing it to me when I say something douchey. I’m sorry I missed the part where we are supposed to constantly kiss DB1s ass.

3:51 pm April, 19 Sir Huddleston Fuddleston said...

I propose a theory that this is a pic of 4 couples, and the rightmost are two fellas in love with each other. Discuss. Also, port side cutie is the one to take home.

4:22 pm April, 19 Nostradouchus said...

Six pack is obviously dude on the far right. Obviously.

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