Sunday, April 29, 2012

You Can't Keep a Douchebag D.J. Away From Sucking on YouTube

And the inexorable death knell for creativity within the human species continues.

# posted by douchebag1
7:24 am April, 29 Douchble Helix said...

So, in 2 seconds she became a cootchie ho?

7:26 am April, 29 Douchble Helix said...

Yes. Yes, she did.

7:36 am April, 29 troy tempest said...

I got through about 1.50 and ran. The thing is though, as utterly douchie as it is, it is a telling document on just how utterly fucked USA (and by extension, anyone who pays attention to the entertainment vomitus emitted from Los Angeles) culture is. Shit is TOXIC. These people are fascist pigfuckers in the making. The energy picture is going to start going sharply south after about 2017. When that happens, these twits won’t have the emotional mechanisms to form any kind of solidarity. They will scamper head first with their me-first attitude, and boom, straight into the arms of some fascist pigfucker who will promise them food and AngryBirds for slavery.

8:15 am April, 29 Tall Guy, it's Austrailian for Douche, Mate said...

At least they blow up the house at the end. Hopefully some of them were still in it.

8:39 am April, 29 Doucheywallnuts said...

It takes a lot to mess up girls kissing but this video did it. I think I saw Dark Sock lurking in one of the party scenes.

8:39 am April, 29 Nancy Dreuche said...

Kind D sighting at 2:44 in. I feel so honored. That party must have been wiggidy wack what with the King there. Well if this and tall guys comments were all I had to asses humanity I would definitely say yes there is an overwhelming lack of creativity. Luckily though I know to look further than this site for hope for the future.

8:46 am April, 29 Douchble Helix said...

Give it up to Nancy Dreuche for the “Kind D sighting at 2:44 in”!

8:50 am April, 29 Nancy Dreuche said...

Thanks D. Helix. Hey how come collages as of late? There’s been like a titrillion boobs. And I swear that MILF awhile back was totally Holly. But without a side by side I couldn’t be sure.

8:53 am April, 29 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

I give it up for Nancy’s ability to make it 2:44 into the video. I lasted 20 seconds.

9:23 am April, 29 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Yeasty Boys

9:53 am April, 29 The Dude said...

I can’t stand that shit. Well, I can’t stand at this pint anyway.

10:14 am April, 29 The Dude said...

I used to live in L.A. Now I wretch in L.A. That is just the blinkard, philistine, pig ignorance I’ve come to expect from that non-creative garbage!

10:16 am April, 29 The Dude said...

Philistinas give good knobbers though!

10:18 am April, 29 The Dude said...

…and, no disrespect to pigs^

10:21 am April, 29 The Dude said...

… — … and if anyone calls me a thread-fluffer, well my position stands, firmer than I can. The position from the other thread I was fluffing.

11:34 am April, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Dark Sock is back. That was the worst sunday video yet.

11:41 am April, 29 Geoffrey said...

I feel rather dirty now knowing I boned a chick who has pictures with one of those bags.

12:35 pm April, 29 CB Popped said...

La la land…..made it to 41 seconds…watching a douche beat air drum to an electronic drum track is where I stop.

1:34 pm April, 29 DarkSock said...

If I told y’all what I’d been doing since Thursday…you wouldn’t believe me…

1:49 pm April, 29 Nancy Dreuche said...

@DarkSock, please dont tell me youve been posting as tall guy, but hopefully whatever it was theyre not gonna press charges.

1:59 pm April, 29 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Learn. How to. Sing.

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Wait…on second thought, don’t. Just figure out how to go choke on your own sac and that put in some practice sections doing that.

2:45 pm April, 29 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

What this world needs more of is a-tonal rap songs, sung in the off-key of B-flat, featuring drunk girls shaking their asses in the camera.

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Yep, that’s what the world is clamoring for.

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.That, and more machine guns.

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.Vidals

2:47 pm April, 29 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Given the current state of affairs, I expect to see these douches on a Vegas billboard soon….featured as some in-house DJs at some waste dump of a night club.

3:22 pm April, 29 Geoffrey said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1

3:23 pm April, 29 Geoffrey said...

correction: http://youtu.be/pZObgaY1gys

4:05 pm April, 29 The Dude (undisclosed dislocation) said...

You can’t make aleatoric music, without Alia (Janine). Shit, she spelled her name wrong. Dumb bitch! Nice tits though

4:05 pm April, 29 The Dude once said...

is this weekend bender over yet?

4:10 pm April, 29 Nostradouchus said...

Damn. Someone found King D before me.

5:11 pm April, 29 Sofa King said...

That was Sofa King horrendous.

5:30 pm April, 29 Nancy Dreuche said...

No offense Nostradouchus, but I’ve kinda always been a little ahead of the curve when it comes to noticing and realizing things. ;). Gift and curse.

6:59 pm April, 29 The Dude once said...

‘Sockamouche! ‘Sockamouche! will you do the fandouchego! Blunderfort and flything, very berry cry thing…me! okay, I must be dread now.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lU-Uwl7AZ7o

7:43 pm April, 29 The Dude once said...

‘Sock got laaaaaaaiduh, video soon to be TMI

7:44 pm April, 29 The Dude once said...

Was he really that fuccedurp?

7:45 pm April, 29 The Dude once said...

Why hasn’t anyone shot me yet??

9:44 pm April, 29 Whoop-di-douche said...

With a moniker like Dark Sock, I’d believe just about anything he says, and then stuff it into an even darker sock.

9:45 pm April, 29 Whoop-di-douche said...

I could only take it with the sound turned off, and then for only 1 min 59 secs of sex.themed.crapola.

9:47 pm April, 29 Whoop-di-douche said...

It’s nice to see The Dude use the term “aleatoric music” cuz the only time I ever heard that was listening to Terry Riley stuff back in the 70’s, notably “A Rainbow in Curved Air.”

12:43 am April, 30 The Dude once said...

The Dude has performed with Mr. Riley, most notably in a lava tube on the island of Lanzarote. 1 kilometer under sea, and 20 km west of Morrocco, where we got the hash for “sunrise tea”. Good sunrises there on Lanzarote.

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Aleatoric? I usually associate that method with another colleague, Witold Lutoslawski. Wow for an old guy Lute could pull the hotts! And he actually knew how to wear a scarf on his neck.

12:57 am April, 30 The Dude once said...

Before I say one word further about aleatoric music, I must say that Pierre Boulez is a douchebag. And he’s an old French bitch, so he knows how to pronounce the term douche.

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Tolouse Lautrec

6:13 am April, 30 Douche Wayne said...

“Print is dead.”

– Dr. Egon Spengler

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