Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Antler Horns For the Win

It’s like nature and happenstance giving the bunny ears to a douchebag as per the collective unconscious.

# posted by douchebag1
7:09 am May, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Nate Berkus Largeman at right is still thankful to Oprah, big watches, and his boyfriend who died in the tsunami.

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Mule Deer don’t give a fuck.

7:29 am May, 15 ehcuodouche said...

Scoliosis is running rampant in the younger generation.

7:32 am May, 15 Doucheywallnuts said...

To quote the great Al Czervik, “Now I know why Tigers eat their young.”

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Eugenicists

8:09 am May, 15 Charles Douchewin said...

This may be the first sighting of a Douchealope on this site.

A Douchelope has previously been defined as: “A douche so douchey that it’s almost unbelevable”[Sic].

They are one of the rarest species of douche, and should go extinct.

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8:11 am May, 15 The Dude said...

What a nice bunch of happy fratbags! What’s Demi Moore doing there?

8:42 am May, 15 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Looks like a real ‘Bag party. A BARTY

9:05 am May, 15 DarkSock said...

In the background, a heavily wheezing John Largeman grew evermore horny by the minute…

9:12 am May, 15 Vin Douchal said...

It is not I who is gay for watching the Bachelorette it is you for NOT watching it.

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Emily Maynard is a smoking hot MILF with no downside , except that she’s going to fall for douchebags. They have seeded the suitor field with a number of them and she’s picked a few.

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Most notable, Ryan, a Donkey Douche lookalike “Pro Football Player” if you include Arena Football and the European NFL as “pro” and Kalon, Kalon I says, a rich guy cuntrag that rolls up in a helicopter that instantly makes everyone hate him

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Rumored hi-jinks this season include being taken hostage at Swiss Army Knife spork-point in Eastern Europe, a dude falls off a zip line to his death , Emily contracts Chlamydia from one of the two musician bachelors and recently divorced host Chris Harrison turns up on a sex tape in a three way with former contestants Michelle Money and Gia Allemand where he orgasms in 42 seconds then spends the rest of the grainy 12 minute tape sobbing in a rocking chair as the girls diddle, suck, lick, squirt, twirddle and writhe. Awesome

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MIchelle

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Gia

9:30 am May, 15 Douche Wayne said...

The amazing thing about this picture is that THERE ARE NO ANTLERS ACTUALLY HANGING ON THE WALL. We are witnessing the phenomenom of captuing the spectral “douche aura” which cannot be seen physically but can be captured on film, as it only exists in the spectrum not visible to the naked non-douche eye.

Douche aura can take many forms, most commonly a noxious green gas floating between the chest and neck (often mistaken for AXE body spray when the picture is viewed) but can take other forms such as the antlers seen here (rare) or, in only the most advanced stages of the Grieco virus, a full-torso woo-hottie bleeth who appears to be interested in the ‘bag being photographed.

9:32 am May, 15 Army (ret) douche said...

Where is a bow carrying ted nugent when you need him?

9:38 am May, 15 troy tempest said...

It’s what happens when you drink too much Jaegermeister.You grow antlers and smell like cough syrup.

12:15 pm May, 15 Wheezer said...

‘Sock (9:05 a.m.), for the record, my name is not “John Largeman.”

12:18 pm May, 15 Wheezer said...

Ah, these fratbags aren’t too bad in the grand scheme of douchebaggery. Yeah, one’s got a doucheface and there are a few signs: douche tatts, Tebus bling, gel, etc., but at least they’re smiling in the presence of the hott. Maybe they’re starting to learn some basic courtesy.

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But yeah, I’m quite sure they greased up quickly for the Bud Light Lime “happy hour” on this particular Tuesday night.

7:37 pm May, 15 Stephanie said...

He’s horny and no one in that room will fuck him.

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