Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Arm Tissue

I would expect nothing less at the Omaha Nebraska Shriner Club’s annual “Baldness and Porn” party, held every May. Be sure to buy a raffle ticket! Kathie Sue’s pies ain’t gonna eat themselves.

And by pies, I mean vageen.

# posted by douchebag1
11:35 am May, 16 Doucheywallnuts said...

I like the disco tie on Kunte Largeman.

11:41 am May, 16 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Leon Largeman suddenly realizes that he needs to get some black friends.

11:42 am May, 16 Vin Douchal said...

Yoshi Largeman-san was warned about the brown mescaline

11:44 am May, 16 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

I’m going to guess Sue’s “pie” has seen more action than the original craps table at Ceasar’s.

11:47 am May, 16 troy tempest said...

He pie does push ups. Like her bra, only filled with spooge instead of silicone.

11:49 am May, 16 baffomet said...

When did this place turn into the buttaface with a douche?

12:04 pm May, 16 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Vin

Kudos!!!!!, I’m still chuckling about Yoshi Largeman-san

12:23 pm May, 16 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Her pies will sell nicely. And by pies, I mean boobies. You can always purchase a bag for protection…

12:24 pm May, 16 Anonymous said...

Dude looks like the Rock sans steroids!

12:33 pm May, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I have always had issues

With men named Arm Tissue

.

Some people take umbrance

To his not humble stance

.

Miss Boobies screws hard

In the bad neighbor’s yard

.

When she comes to my class

I shove bars up her cunt.

12:47 pm May, 16 Mayor McDouche said...

New show on Bravo- Real Housewives of Porn

12:54 pm May, 16 jonezy said...

Corinthian Sweater

1:07 pm May, 16 Nancy Dreuche said...

I thought it was pronounced vajeen? Anyway from the looks of her she’s got one of those self flesh eating pies on account of all the douchi she lets nibble at her tuna roll. Unless you want a new skin grafted face, I would stear clear of her All You Can Meat buffet. And don’t even get me started on the guy wearing a Doily Parton doll dress as an armband.

1:16 pm May, 16 The Dude said...

That’s a nice tie on the left. Not sure about the arm tassle, or the (n)hott. (N)hott at all. No.

1:19 pm May, 16 The Dude said...

Kunte Largeman = keyboard dribble. Damn, I need to wear a bib when I negrotiate this site.

1:55 pm May, 16 Stephanie said...

See,this is what Dancing With The Stars has done to people.

2:16 pm May, 16 Douche Springsteen said...

This is what happens after you do the “straight and narrow” thing and then realize that the job, the wife, the sensible sedan, the 2.5 kids, the nice house do not fill in the god-shaped void within the self. You get divorced, you hear about the Burning Man festival and have a mid-life crisis and start doing things like this when you’re too old. I’m much more adjusted than this guy, in part probably because I dropped acid for the first time when I was 16 and then did all my drugs in high school and college got it out of my system when I was supposed to. That way I, won’t ever be the subject of a photograph like this after my girlfriend who is 15 years younger than myself feeds me MDMA for the first time when I’m 45.

3:04 pm May, 16 Ricardo Cabesa said...

What ? Kevin Spacey made a sequel to “K-Pax”? When did this happen ?

5:13 pm May, 16 troy tempest said...

Her nipples wink with the JC Penney’s eye of coitus.

6:14 pm May, 16 CB Popped said...

Stefanie at 1:55…Fuckin’ A.

Kathie looks very proud of her fake breasts.

7:10 pm May, 16 Leery said...

Asian Dave looks like he has taken all the E he needs for tonight

10:27 pm May, 16 Medusa Oblongata said...

Oh, fuck, that’s where my lampshade went.

9:26 pm May, 17 Little Willie said...

Busty babe definitely fuckable. Arm tassel “man” is a submissive gay who likes to take it up the ass and get reacharounds.

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