Thursday, May 3, 2012

Asswipe With A Coors Light Bothers Kelly

Sometimes ya just gots ta title the pics like they is.

Especially when they offered the hallowed Sumerian Boob Squish.

Ain’t that right, homies?

# posted by douchebag1
8:27 am May, 3 Medusa Oblongata said...

Boob squish will lead to great disappointment when hiked-up, too-tight bra is removed and the supposed Cs are really an A minus.

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Matter can neither be created nor destroyed, it can only be pushed closer to the clavicles.

8:29 am May, 3 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Dude has either has eastern European fingernails of disdaining manual labor, or Cleveland fingernails of questionable hygiene. Since “Kelly” looks like she’s been recently kidnapped from her home in Kiev, I’m going with the former.

8:33 am May, 3 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

dazzzright boss.

8:38 am May, 3 Secret Beret Wearer said...

She’s still got her baby teeth.

8:43 am May, 3 Vin Douchal said...

HIs hand is disgusting, Dude McC is spot on. Add to that it stinks like cigarettes, “No, man, you can’t borrow my cell phone, it’ll reek for a month , fuck off!”

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Kelly O’Bramavitz, maybe. She looks more Semetic than Irish. And therefore less likely to barf on your shoes

8:43 am May, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Somebody cut her other fuckbag off or what, fuck!

8:56 am May, 3 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Kelly doesn’t still have her baby teeth. Her Russian mob overlords don’t feed her very much, and even then she has to purge every so often to stay in shape for the Toronto feature dancer circuit. Stomach acid does bad things to teeth over time.

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This pic smell of vodka pickled borscht all day long.

8:59 am May, 3 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Is he a douche or just hygienically challenged? Chin pubes coming in, but that could just be a lack of shaving and the inability to grow a full manly beard. The bling is not overpowering- not fauxhawk- not visible tats. Looks like an earring, but could be dirt-the half closed eye could be some douche smirk, but it could be a birth defect or a reaction to his own body odor?

9:08 am May, 3 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

David Douchonvy

9:09 am May, 3 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Should be David Douchovny

9:15 am May, 3 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

She has that young Jacqueline Bissett thing going on.

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And that’s a very, very good thing.

9:15 am May, 3 jonezy said...

is it just me, or does he look very much like an alls growned up HJBB&D?

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Or am I thinking of Vinny from Doogie Howser, MD?

9:45 am May, 3 Baron Von Goolo said...

Her faltering smile tells me the Stockholm Syndrome is starting to wear off.

9:50 am May, 3 Capt. James T. Douche said...

He looks like he could be of the guido type, he probably brags about who he’s tight with from the neighborhood or what crew he’s supposidly a rising star in but truth be told he sweeps up cigarette butts after the card game in the basement of the club, he’s the guy they tell to go home and get his fuckin’ shine box and he actually does. He needs to get a fuckin’ angle grinder for those Yeti claws!!

10:00 am May, 3 A. Guy said...

Is it a requirement on here that every HC be named “Kelly”?

10:04 am May, 3 Vin Douchal said...

And in the back, Vincenzo Largeman debates whether to punture Joey “Stinky Mitts” Codero’s spine with an ice pick or go with the old standby guitar string tightened around the larynx

10:14 am May, 3 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Another $1000 in tips and Kelly can afford to have her other boob done.

10:23 am May, 3 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Rocky Mountain Low

10:28 am May, 3 Douche Wayne said...

And Asswipe drinks from the ashtray in 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . .

11:16 am May, 3 DoucheyWallnuts said...

That’s not her boob, but her dwarf arm birth defect. A see a little Andie McDowall in her.

1:12 pm May, 3 Anonymous said...

This pudwack looks a lot like our old friend “He Just Bangs Bitches and Drinks” or at least an age-enhanced version of HJBBaD, since it’s been a while since we last saw him…

Same bad skin. Same nauseating smirk. Same level of underachievement with beer selection…

2:22 pm May, 3 The Dude said...

That’s not boob squish, it’s a full frontal Boob Smash! with bra reveal. This guy’s NFL material!

2:25 pm May, 3 The Dude said...

And by “see a little Andie McDowell in her”, wallnuts is most likely referring to Andie McDowell’s bothersome little brother, Andy.

2:46 pm May, 3 Nancy Dreuche said...

Two dirty ass gross nails in the pink, and two dirty ass gross nails in the stink. Great choice Kelly, your gyno and pharmacist will appreciate the increased business.

4:05 pm May, 3 The Dude said...

*doing the math* – so that leaves one for the ‘clean pick’?

4:07 pm May, 3 The Dude said...

For non-golfers I present http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CWfPUrmeiU

4:26 pm May, 3 The Dude said...

^ possible Thread Kill there. Do we have an archive catalog for that? because I’m nothing if not a thread-killer. Even here. Odd here.

6:33 pm May, 3 Anon said...

In honor of Star Wars day upcoming:

“That’s no boob! It’s a space station!”

7:44 pm May, 3 Sofa King said...

El Pentejo es muy barfarino.

7:24 am May, 4 CB Popped said...

WTF IS up with his hand?

Fuckin’ nail clippers at the Dollar store,,,you greasy Douche.

11:33 am May, 4 Wheezer said...

@Jonezy (9:15 a.m. yesterday) –

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Yeah, now He Just Drinks Coors Light & Smokes.

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“HJDCL&S”?

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