Tuesday, May 15, 2012

'Bag Sandwich: Celebrity Wannabe Edition

What happens when a Ryan Seacrest looking douchebag and D.J. Cornholio decide to crunch Giggle Gigi in a ‘Bag Sandwich formation?

Well, nothing.

Nothing really happens.

Except they get mocked on HCwDB. And the DB1 sips a tasty Mr. Pibb and sighs quietly.

# posted by douchebag1
8:43 am May, 15 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Guy with headphones has nothing to worry about…Marty Gaybag is clearly batting for the other side…

8:54 am May, 15 bruinflak said...

That chick’s got Joker Mouth. What the heck did she do to herself?

9:04 am May, 15 DarkSock said...

This is how DP porn scenarios start, people.

9:16 am May, 15 Anonymous said...

Wow, complaining about “joker mouth” re bleeth in picture?!?!?

You must have one very, very, very hot significant other.

Congrats!

9:20 am May, 15 Vin Douchal said...

This sandwich needs napalm mayonnaise and C-4 mustard to be completed. Boom, yummy

9:21 am May, 15 Douche Wayne said...

They are not hugging her, they are gently, yet firmly, trying to move her out of the way.

9:34 am May, 15 Vin Douchal said...

The Bleeth in this photo has that new fad going on.

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It’s “The One Eye Smaller Than The Other On The Hot Chick” thing popularized by Hannah Simone of “New Girl” fame

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9:43 am May, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The fags would only DP her to feel less gay. And to rub their cocks together inside something warm simutaneously. And by simultaneously I mean, Ewwwww.

9:59 am May, 15 Tony Ventresca said...

Since she doesn’t look entirely human, I bet she’s a sex-bot from the future.

10:02 am May, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Vin

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As a physician of the homopathic realm I have become concerned about your fascination with the Bachelorette. With the utmost brospect I suggest that you slather yourself with this for the next two to three months. Be sure to have your prostate checked regularly. And by regularly I chick-milked.

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10:05 am May, 15 The Dude said...

I see a wide Mayan Eye of Coitus on the chick with the double wides hanging off her chest.

10:07 am May, 15 The Dude said...

Her neon antlers look pretty good though.

10:12 am May, 15 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@Vin

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“New Girl” is a rare example of decent television among current offerings. And yeah, Hannah Simone does have something goofy going on with her eyes. But nobody really looks at her eyes, do they? I would Schmitt her CeeCee every chance Igot.

10:12 am May, 15 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@The Dude,

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By neon antlers you mean boobs, right?

1:06 pm May, 15 DarkSock said...

Hers is the only mouth big enough to fit one of her boobs inside

1:07 pm May, 15 DarkSock said...

Her mouth’s so big she could fellate a mailbox.

1:42 pm May, 15 Bigphatnotadouche said...

Her mouth is so big than she doesn’t have a gag reflex.

1:53 pm May, 15 DarkSock said...

Her mouth is so big she has ottomans for teeth.

1:53 pm May, 15 DarkSock said...

Her mouth is so big she can’t chew items smaller than a purse.

1:53 pm May, 15 DarkSock said...

Her mouth is so big she flosses with laundry.

1:54 pm May, 15 DarkSock said...

Her mouth is so big her dentist wears a hazmat suit and rappelling gear.

1:54 pm May, 15 DarkSock said...

Her mouth is so big this photo was taken inside of it.

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I just blew my own mind.

5:54 pm May, 15 Wheezer said...

Lazy eye, crazy eye, and boobies.

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I can dig it.

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