Thursday, May 17, 2012

Bozo Bartholomew Tests 'Bag / 'Nottabag

Spikey hair at the pool, perhaps, but that’s about it. Genial attitude, laid back presence, and lack of garish tatts and adoucherements are commend-worthy.

I’m inclined to go with a Notta and a goinpeace for Bozo Bartholomew. There’s just not enough ooblek to convict.

Sexy Suburban Shelley is hard to read, but she’s scoring a solid 86% positive on Hotten Tomatoes.

# posted by douchebag1
2:09 pm May, 17 Stephanie said...

Nottabag and sexy…

2:23 pm May, 17 Doucheywallnuts said...

Notta, I says. A Mimbo, perhaps, but Nottadouche. Mimbo, I says.

2:34 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She has a shade of auburn in her hair. And by auburn I mean I’d fuck her like the devil.

2:36 pm May, 17 Retard said...

You’re missing the sense of smell. Something tells me this toolbox has the combined aromas of Axe and desperation.

2:38 pm May, 17 Retard said...

And Plain Jane over there – nice funbags but she’s far from being a hot chick.

2:41 pm May, 17 Wheezer said...

A compelling argument, Boss, but if that’s a Bud Light Lime in his hand, then he’s willing to test-drive a Stage 1 ‘bagship.

2:41 pm May, 17 Vin Douchal said...

He looks like Schmidt from “New Girl”, a character so douchey they have a “Douchebag Jar” to fine him when he’s douchey. If he is Schmidt , he’s a douchebag

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However, the Wendy O. Williams Throbblehead doll looks like a good investment at $19.95 , only 2000 available worldwide

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2:51 pm May, 17 Et Tu Douche? said...

I say Notta too. I do believe that shit eating grin on his face is a result of the inevitable MILF action he’s gonna get later from Sexy Suburban Shelley as he already banged her earlier on the vacation. I love depraved vacationing MILF.

2:51 pm May, 17 Douche Moore said...

Shelly seems a bit fleshy. Nottabag and nottahot.

2:53 pm May, 17 Bigphatnotadouche said...

I give him a NOTTA and props for the lean in over the boobies.

Good hunting my friend.

3:00 pm May, 17 fatness said...

Notta and a goinpeace for Bozo Bartholomew.

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I’m going to assume that he actually has BEEN in the water and he’s suffering from pool hair. She’s a stealth redhead…good enough for a Thursday.

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And Wendy O Throbblehead above is two cups too small and wearing way too much clothes to be authentic:

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for example.

3:16 pm May, 17 The President of the Wendy O. Williams Fanclub said...

She has a bigger cock in person. But her TV show is awful!

3:45 pm May, 17 Douche Springsteen said...

I’m on the fence here. He gets a notta under the following condition: That is not product in his hair and it’s just spiky from a dip in the pool and he ran his hands through it or something. Product in your hair poolside=autodouche.

4:29 pm May, 17 Jim Beam said...

When you use a Sharpie on Suburban Shellie’s freckles and play connect-the-dots it spells HERPES

5:29 pm May, 17 eyedouche said...

‘notta ‘bag but still a dick.

5:39 pm May, 17 Doucheywallnuts said...

^extremely well put.

7:32 pm May, 17 Geoffrey said...

Walk in peace…

7:36 pm May, 17 Ted Brogan said...

Nottabag. Having come out of the water, the hair can do some silly things. In the club, that’s a completely different story. She looks cute, but sunglasses can be deceptive…

8:11 pm May, 17 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

No ink. No duck face. No bling. No groin shave reveal. No sideways peace. But inclining into a nice piece (you guys are a bit too discriminating) showing no signs of bleeth.

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Go in peace I says. Go in peace.

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civilian casualties.

9:51 pm May, 17 Medusa Oblongata said...

I also give him a notta. He looks like one of them dudes that gets really sad when you tell him that you don’t think this is going anywhere. I hope at least that girl is nice to him.

11:12 pm May, 17 The Dude said...

Groinpeace.

11:15 pm May, 17 The Dude said...

Throbblehead makes me wonder when anyone will have the nutzpah to market a Muhammed Ali Bobble Head Doll. Hey, it’s not like he’s gonna dance like a butterfly on your sorry ass. Of course there are the miliions of passionate Cassius Clay fans to worry about. Never mind.

3:43 am May, 18 DouchYouWannaDance said...

No question “Proto-douche”. Check back next year for full blown Douchbaggery.

4:07 am May, 18 CB Popped said...

Notta.

5:12 am May, 18 Tony Ventresca said...

Judging by the look in her face she knows this dude’s soon going to dump her and move on to younger poon. Fortunately, that means I can move in on her and be that nice guy that she settles down with after years of disappointment dating men like him. Thanks, dude!

6:14 am May, 18 Douche Wayne said...

I’m leaning towards Notta – he’s smiling and happy to be in the presence of boobies and gods know that plaid shorts are always classy, but I’m reserving judgment until it’s confirmed he’s not wearing white Fila sneakers poolside and/or doesn’t have the Last Supper tattooed on his back.

6:24 am May, 18 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Whilst I lean towards notta, I will say that I’m concerned about the spikey hair, the aviator glasses, the glass container at a pool, plaid swim trunks and a cougar MILF.

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All signs, all signs of impending doucheitude. A nation weeps.

7:39 am May, 18 icame isaw idouched said...

Notta but fuck him anyway.

7:52 am May, 18 DarkSock said...

Notta, and she’s all kinds of fleshy feminine fun.

8:35 am May, 18 bruinflak said...

So is his chest shaved or not? he does look like a jovial fellow, but where there is possible hair spike, often follows chest shave.

8:46 am May, 18 Mrs. Nuttersquirt said...

Being a close friend of a professional hairstylist and beautician, I can safely surmise that this gentleman 1) has gel product in his hair and 2)

His chest has been waxed. Sure, it is minimal male preening but I think it safer to err on the declaring him a douche side. And back in my younger wilder days before meeting Mr. Nuttersquirt I probably would have entertained the idea of attending a plaid shorts pants party.

7:52 pm May, 18 CBP said...

Hells yeah.

Fleshy F Fun.

NOW.

11:23 pm May, 20 Little Willie said...

On a bet smooth shaven Dirk tries to hit on a milf but he would rather be taking it deep up the ass.

11:27 am May, 21 Sir Douchalot said...

Once you reach 3inches on the spiked hair it’s autobag.

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