Wednesday, May 30, 2012

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Teutonic Aryan Douche Cyborg THX-69 began to malfunction early during the test phase, resulting in an inability to differentiate hot chick from rhesus monkey.

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9:09 am May, 30 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Ziggy Starcrust

9:16 am May, 30 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Mike Tyson tattoo wannabe fail

9:17 am May, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

David Copperfield Jr.

9:17 am May, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Johnny Dope

9:18 am May, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Pirates Of The Caripeen

9:19 am May, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Tara Sneed

9:19 am May, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Zach Tampon

9:21 am May, 30 Vin Douchal said...

At least 10,000 rhesus monkeys in a room of pianos will eventually compose an R.E.M song. T.A.D. Cyborg will never find his true gender. Nor the reason why he has Chigoe Fleas

9:22 am May, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fuck. I could yammer all day but I gotsa go study outside with my stinky old Golden, classic 80’s station, some weed and cheap vodka.

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Again! Ant of you dudes know if Florida Institute of Technology is a legit school? XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

9:23 am May, 30 The Dude said...

Star Trek – The Worst Generation

9:28 am May, 30 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Hottie reminds me of why millions of young men still get wood when they hear the guitar riff from Simply Irresistible.

9:29 am May, 30 Vin Douchal said...

Trapeze Artists, The Flying Sphinctarians, pose for their last photo before the fateful decision to work without a net

9:29 am May, 30 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Andy Drogynous

9:32 am May, 30 Vin Douchal said...

Sigmoida & Roy

9:48 am May, 30 Doucheywallnuts said...

http://colleges.usnews.rankingsandreviews.com/best-colleges/florida-tech-1469

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American Sty; The Festering

9:49 am May, 30 Doucheywallnuts said...

“Once the bath salts kick in I’m going to eat that guy’s eye makeup along with his eyes.”

9:50 am May, 30 The Dude said...

“‘Pirates of the Caripeen’ tickles my G-spot,” said Maroon Poochie. I’m guessing.

9:53 am May, 30 Rev Chad said...

Thanks DW. 134th isn’t that bad. Son.

9:56 am May, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

This monkey should win something forgetting skull humping this douche and then making the douche wear the money shot for the rest of the night.

9:59 am May, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ way to go dickbrain

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try “win something for skull humping” not forgetting. Yeesh!

9:59 am May, 30 Vin Douchal said...

Mel shouldn’t have glanced at T.A.D. Cyborg’s junk in the rest room

10:00 am May, 30 troy tempest said...

Yall got it all wrong – they’re just paying homage to the greatest movie ever made: Liquid Sky.

10:03 am May, 30 troy tempest said...

but to really appreciate it you have be at least as loaded as the Rev, if not more so. It’s a total mind fuck.

10:32 am May, 30 Jacques Doucheteau said...

That chick’s so skinny Mary Kate Olsen uses her as a tampon.

10:33 am May, 30 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Zack Calibre and Zelda Jettson have returned from the future to let us know we are pretty much f-ed and the Douche/Bleeth industrial complex runs the universe where they come from.

10:40 am May, 30 Full-baked Maroon said...

Both of these gals are smokin’ hot. What’s the problem?

10:43 am May, 30 Douche Wayne said...

There was a time, not long ago, when the Elves were the fairest race in all of Middle Earth. Now they just suck.

10:48 am May, 30 Douche Wayne said...

Even that monkey is sick of his bullshit.

10:51 am May, 30 Full-baked Maroon said...

Oh wait, that’s a dude?!! But he’s so gorgeous. Well this changes everything. Wait no it doesn’t.

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I like monkeys

10:51 am May, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Dudue McC

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The future is now:

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Extinction can’t come soon enough.

11:07 am May, 30 Rev Chad Drunk Watching Liquid Sky (respect) said...

I;m to0 wasted to work or stidy. Fifth o vodka bad idea in hot sun.. I don’t particularly encourage homosexuality, abortion, or assited suicide but the kid in that video is awesomely cute in his benign manifestation of his elders malignant hatred of those diverse from their chosen life paths.

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I like the queers as long as I don’t see em. It’s almost the point in my life that I don’t fucking care and have to let loose my Father’s worldview. But I still don’t want to put my cock in no dude’s ass. Am I right Jacques Douchteau. The Sausicce is made for the quim. Or the anus of said quim. But not a dude. I know that Dr. BH is not a finochiccio. Douchey Wallnuts would kill a finooch in ten seconds and dump his rabid erect body in the Pine Barrens. I need some weed man. This is too heavy!

11:22 am May, 30 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I for one welcome our new cybernetic overbros.

11:35 am May, 30 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Douche Wayne: She is one space elf I’d like to blast with my intergalactic yogurt launcher.

11:42 am May, 30 Rev Cha before pising out said...

Canada’s not that boring.

http://www.ctv.ca/CTVNews/TopStories/20120530/body-parts-apparently-sent-to-conservative-party-120530/

11:49 am May, 30 Capt. James T. Douche said...

This is the COCKtail reception for the launch of Dieter’s new cosmetic company featuring facial products made from monkey jizm. Here he and Heidi demonstrate the rhesus mayo eye cream for dark circles, ‘bags and crows feet.

11:52 am May, 30 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Bunsen, I’m glad my ‘puter doesn’t have speakers.

11:55 am May, 30 Full-baked Maroon said...

Party on Rev Cha, party on. And just so we’re clear anal sex of any kind is gay. Studies have proven it. Note, I said gay, not bad. So, enjoy it with your “wife”.

12:06 pm May, 30 Bilbo Douchebaggins said...

Ballerina Tatania was more precise en pointe than she was trying to poke out the eyes of balletoscote Daryn with the pen he wanted her to sign an autograph with.

12:22 pm May, 30 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@full baked Maroon, up until the early renaissance anal sex in western culture was much less associated with homosexuality than it was with traditional gender roles. In other words, if you gave you were taking a traditional male role, and if you received you were taking a traditional female role. Any stigma was mostly directed at males taking the female role. Since the Rev is clearly a Renaissance man, he is in the clear with a few millennia of human history to support his appetites.

12:25 pm May, 30 Full-baked Maroon said...

@McCrudeshoes, clearly we’re reading different medical journals. Also if I win this one you buy me dinner.

12:59 pm May, 30 CB Popped said...

Andy Drogynous – lead vocals, skin flute, for The Dildonics.

1:09 pm May, 30 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Full-baked Maroon, when I win, the Rev. gets to joust your starfish with his meet lance.

1:17 pm May, 30 Full-baked Maroon said...

@McCrudeshoes, please. We all know if he came at me with that mangled rotting thing it would be curtains….for humanity. Because I would kill everyone in a fit of pure unadulterated rage. Nice try though.

1:24 pm May, 30 FoghornLeghorn said...

Analysts predict Facebook stock prices will continue to plummet based on this Instagram example.

2:10 pm May, 30 troy tempest said...

toldja – Liquid Sky is a total mind fuck. You will never be the same. It is a small cheap nihilistic sex warp hell hole of a film.

2:15 pm May, 30 Stephanie said...

That’s Morse Code for douchebag.

4:38 pm May, 30 DoucheyWallnuts said...

All of this back and forth on anal.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_sex

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I love the part that says people who think anal sex is painful are psychosomatic. “No honey, your ass doesn’t hurt. It’s all in your head, baby! Now get the fuck outta here!”

5:49 pm May, 30 Guid is Good said...

Tayla wished she had concentrated harder during her braile lessons.

5:50 pm May, 30 Medusa Oblongata said...

Sign on the dotted line. With a .38 hollow point.

12:09 am May, 31 Little Willie said...

Corky defiles himself with a Sharpie again. Time to up the medication dose.

6:43 pm May, 31 Elwood BluezBag said...

When Captain Douchnozzle asked to be “Vajazzled”, they got the right end.

2:30 pm March, 8 Mik said...

The hair do ,the smile,those tatoos what a wannabe douche

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