Friday, May 25, 2012

Douche Parking

Even Londoners are getting in on the mock.

# posted by douchebag1
9:10 am May, 25 Et Tu Douche? said...

Douche parking that’s funny next thing you know DB1 will be posting Douche cars. I wonder what a douche car would look like.

9:13 am May, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I loath the English. The Moslems are going to kablooey the Olympics. Kablooey, I says. Don.

9:30 am May, 25 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Et Tu, ever see a Monte Carlo SS? Douche inCARnate.

9:31 am May, 25 Vin Douchal said...

Also, these fuccers that back into head-in spaces bug the shit outta me. Especially the assholes that take 4-5 tries to get it right, you’ve got skills, pal

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What does it accomplish really? Are there numbers to back up like maybe less parking lot accidents? Or is this their only chance to be contrarian in an otherwise lonely and meager existence.

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Back-in parking is douchebag behavior. Piss off

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The only thing to cheer me up right now is Sarah Shahi’s Ass Pear and glorious Side Boob

9:32 am May, 25 Vin Douchal said...

@ Et Tu

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Did you take my advise on the Blue Rodeo tunes? Or did The Rev’s rant against the overplayed-in-Canada band disuade you?

9:39 am May, 25 Pooch Spackle said...

@Et Tu, the Monste Carlo however is a bonafide Pussymobile. Notta douche-car.

9:45 am May, 25 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Vin

I’ll be honest I forgot all about that advice, there was no dissuasion just absent mindedness. I haven’t purchased any new music lately as I’m in the process of reripping my collection into ALAC plus my focus and money has been going towards audio purchases to whit in the last month or so. Lafayette LA-224A Tube amp, Nordmende/Sterling Carusso 58 tube radio w/turntable, Found a pair of Dahlquist DQ-10’s on the street (trash night, rich neighborhood) earlier this week too. I will check them out at some point.

check this out and click on the link to the newest track.

http://mojomagazine.tumblr.com/post/23160057182/neil-young-journeys-trailer-just-in-case-you

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@Dude

Monte Carlo’s can be douchey althouth the one Denzel was driving in “Training Day” was kinda cool to look at.

10:17 am May, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Blue Rodeo sucks old droopy man balls. Fuck Canadian content rules. Sons.

10:22 am May, 25 Pooch Spackle said...

@Vin, I heard the Van Halen tour isn’t running that smoothly. Any insight into who cut off the brothers Metamucil supply?

11:15 am May, 25 Tiki Hut said...

There is only one douche car and that car is the Cadillac Escalade.

11:29 am May, 25 Pooch Spackle said...

If we’re gonna be serious, the douchiest car has to be The Hummer. It like a Jeep on roids and if it could have dog tags for license plates it probably would. And maybe if the thing was referred to as Giant Replacement Dick instead of Hummer I would give them a pass for truth in advertising. But hey its not like we’re gonna run outta oil anytime soon so keep those bad boys gased up for your two mile trips to the local Starbucks. Am I right?

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*crickets*

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