Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Earwigs

Still out there.

Still attaching themselves to hottie ear like Wrath of Khan brain bug.

# posted by douchebag1
2:02 pm May, 9 Wheezer said...

My dream is to become a boobiewig.

2:06 pm May, 9 jonezy said...

I’m more of a boob lamprey myself

2:13 pm May, 9 Douche Springsteen said...

Good luck getting the smell of Axe, Newports, replica “designer” “cologne”, Buffalo Wild Wings spicy garlic sauce, vodka that’s priced well out of his budget and failure out of your hair, blondie.

2:27 pm May, 9 YA said...

Now that’s some quality rack

2:35 pm May, 9 fatness said...

Man the torpedoes!

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And I’m just the man to man them.

2:39 pm May, 9 inkslinger said...

nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

2:45 pm May, 9 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Good god, will you look at those massive oblong shaped jugs. That dress begs to be ripped off.

2:53 pm May, 9 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I think we’ve found the boobs of destiny!

2:54 pm May, 9 creature said...

I’m with the rest of y’all…I’d attach myself to those udders like a rabid pittbull with a lactose deficeincy!

2:59 pm May, 9 creature said...

dayum…they are like fleshy speedbags….thwatacka, thwatacka, thwatacka

3:01 pm May, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Blonde hair and big tits get you a look, in this case, a second look requires a strong paper bag be placed over her head.

3:28 pm May, 9 Adolf Skroatler said...

She’s got……

……..

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ZEPPELINS!!

3:29 pm May, 9 Vin Douchal said...

Nah, no bag needed, she’s a cutie. If she has a voice like Demi Moore and an nicely trimmed thick thatch of pubes , I’d give her my Chase Platinum card and pick her up from the mall later to give me a Victoria’s Secret fashion show. Me likey

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I did not know Members Only made a vest with matching bucket hat. Available at douchebagdouchegear.com

3:30 pm May, 9 Adolf Skroatler said...

He’s walking proof…

You can still buy, “Where’s Waldo – The Gay Collection” in major cities.

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ASvB

3:31 pm May, 9 Adolf Skroatler said...

Members Only – He’s bringing it back!

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ASvB

3:34 pm May, 9 Adolf Skroatler said...

I bet her ear stinks now.

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ASvB

3:36 pm May, 9 creature said...

why is everyone always holding their flippin’ cell phone?

3:54 pm May, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Boobywig’s got nuts, Mounds don’t.

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5:47 pm May, 9 Morbo said...

Weird-shaped Boob Week continues at HCwDB. If we couldn’t see so much top boob, I’d swear she had a Nerf Turbo football shoved in her shirt.

6:51 pm May, 9 Et Tu Douche? said...

Naturals, yummy yummy naturals

7:40 pm May, 9 The Dude said...

Big, badda boom!

12:08 am May, 10 The Dude said...

If you could see what she’s heard, you’d be very, very close to Titzerland. Those hills need to be climbed, because there’s a Julie Andrews song in them. And, you wouldn’t have to look at her face.

4:30 am May, 10 The Dude said...

Gotta get me an Inspector Clouseau hat. Talk about a fashion necessity.

4:35 am May, 10 Ted Brogan said...

Well put, Douche Springsteen!

Is anybody else reminded of Nerf footballs?

4:36 am May, 10 Ted Brogan said...

Ha… looks like Morbo beat me to it!

6:42 am May, 10 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Somewhere in a rest home in Des Moines, 87-year-old Stanley Goldfarb arouses from his dementia long enough to see the empty clothes hanger in his closet and wonder what became of his gold and white plaid pants that the orderly with the tattoos and pointy hair was always asking him about.

8:19 am May, 10 RAPETIME said...

She’s exactly chunky enough to be the kind of girl who like something shoved in her mouth 24/7, if you know what I mean and I think you do.

Yeah, in ten years you’ll pretend you don’t know her as you pass her and her four screaming kids in the Wal-Mart aisle, but hey, that’s ten years off!

8:25 am May, 10 DarkSock said...

I would put his headlock on another area of her body.

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Her boobs, in case you didn’t get my drift.

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I would chug a milk jug worth of Afghan tongue scrapings while riding a unicycle with no seat just for the chance to smell her annoying little dog’s asshole in the off chance that it sleeps between her grand tetons.

10:52 am May, 10 jonezy said...

The Lonely niece of James Largemenzo pensively waits in line outside the VIP section, wishing some douche was wrapped around her white garbed nether regions, but neigh, who can afford the muffin rack Katie has on?

11:07 am May, 10 CB Popped said...

She’s definitely cute,,,,her face and body are being “Douched” so that’s the best she can do at the moment.

Huge nerf football naturals,,,,lipsmackin’ good.

10:28 pm May, 10 Little Willie said...

Chuck Barris’s kid gets lucky fondling blondie’s rather large and ripe mamaries.

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