Friday, May 4, 2012

Friday Haiku

Jim smiles; “Yes, they’re real.”

But Jim is referring to

Her seashell earrings

***********************

Jim’s proud of himself;

Redirected her money;

Nose job? No, boob job!

Her toucan beak serves

Well to pick the pieces of

Baclava in beard.

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

Old man and the sea

Sailed the mighty ocean blue

On board bleeth’s fake tits

— Magnum Douche P. I.

Sepsis has run wild.

Starting there from his right arm.

It’s poo in bloodstream.

— Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt

Smile when I say “SKANK!”

Oblivion is a fake rack

In a douchebag’s hands.

— troy tempest

At the wrap party

 For “Anal Adventures Six”

 Sound guy meets the star

— Ich verstehe sie ist heiß

Sue used the razor

For poolside groin shave reveal

Jim sports face merkin

— Dude McCrudeshoes

An old silent pond…

Douche and bleeth jumps in the pond,

splash! Silence again.

— Doucheywallnuts

# posted by Bagnonymous
6:16 am May, 4 Douchble Helix said...

Jim has Chinese Eyes

She has really big fucking tits

That was eight? Fuck off.

6:17 am May, 4 FredN. said...

I don’t know which one would be worse to fuck.

6:29 am May, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Zack G. has turned grey

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole.

6:33 am May, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It shaves off it’s beard

And puts hair in it’s basket

Or it’s gets the hose.

6:34 am May, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The first time she went

On a date she was a thin

Gay boy name Irvin.

6:35 am May, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He keeps the tins of

Altoids in his pocket to

Fend of tranny cock.

6:36 am May, 4 Et Tu Douche? said...

I suck at haiku

Biker Jim get a Notta

I bet she swallows

6:36 am May, 4 saulgoode42 said...

Its Captain Weirdbeard

With his “handsome” cabin boy

Hiding her penis

6:37 am May, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Hulkster always

Liked his hair sculpted. Brooks’

New guy is hairos.

6:39 am May, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Overcast day in Greece

Nakos fucked Maria and the

Economy tanked.

6:40 am May, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her toucan beak serves

Well to pick the pieces of

Baclava in beard.

6:42 am May, 4 saulgoode42 said...

Fake boobs, lame tattoo

But really, that’s about it

Go in peace, Jimbo

6:42 am May, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Bumper sticker on

Gypsy van, “Ass. Grass, or Beard

Nobody rides for free.”

6:43 am May, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

His left arm is a

Toilet paper roll to clean

Up his poopy cock.

6:45 am May, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her earrings suggest

Seafood. Her nose suggests wine.

Her pants suggest bone.

6:46 am May, 4 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Old man and the sea

Sailed the mighty ocean blue

On board bleeth’s fake tits

6:46 am May, 4 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Hey! Those tits stick out!

You can tell they need support!

Oh, and her’s also.

6:46 am May, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Ashley Tisdale looks

Better with new nose. Mickey

Weeps at her choices.

6:48 am May, 4 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

How big are his tits?

He’s got moob sweat goin’ on.

And that is just wrong.

6:54 am May, 4 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Them’s some big Stay Puffs!

I’d like to bounce on them all day.

But I’d last 8 secs.

.

That was eight? Fuck off.

6:58 am May, 4 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Provacative pose.

Says come hither, big strong man.

And I’m spent. Like that.

7:01 am May, 4 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Sepsis has run wild.

Starting there from his right arm.

It’s poo in bloodstream.

7:03 am May, 4 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Where’d everyone go?

This can’t be 3 day Haiku!

Get your riffs by 12.

7:05 am May, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Leonidas here

Was lucky not to die as

Baby. This is Farta!

7:21 am May, 4 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Wanna bet Grizzly

Has windowless white van, and

Many fish bootlegs?

7:22 am May, 4 troy tempest said...

Smile when I say “SKANK!”

Oblivion is a fake rack

In a douchebag’s hands.

7:23 am May, 4 Ich verstehe sie ist heiß said...

Tribal fungus arm,

Williamsburg beard, bolt-on tits,

America falls.

7:25 am May, 4 Ich verstehe sie ist heiß said...

This is how it ends

With a whimper, not a bang

There is no escape

7:25 am May, 4 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Redwood Randy knows

all about hand herpes, so

Stays in hover mode

7:29 am May, 4 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Sue used the razor

For poolside groin shave reveal

Jim sports face merkin

7:29 am May, 4 Ich verstehe sie ist heiß said...

White Osama smirks

It’s bicep day at the gym

Pecs? Maybe next week

7:32 am May, 4 CB Popped said...

Cockk ring bikinis

Are always fashionable,

As are Jim’s khakis.

7:33 am May, 4 Ich verstehe sie ist heiß said...

How much longer can

“She” maintain the penis tuck?

Jim will soon find out

7:36 am May, 4 Ich verstehe sie ist heiß said...

Jim moved to Brooklyn,

Found out his tatts weren’t cool

So he grew a beard

7:37 am May, 4 Ich verstehe sie ist heiß said...

Jersey Shoshanna

Has poor body self image

Can’t afford nose job

7:39 am May, 4 Ich verstehe sie ist heiß said...

At the wrap party

For “Anal Adventures Six”

Sound guy meets the star

7:42 am May, 4 Doucheywallnuts said...

An old silent pond…

Douche and bleeth jumps in the pond,

splash! Silence again.

7:52 am May, 4 DarkSock said...

CAW! CAW! CAW! rings out

Across the morning silence;

Cry of Tit Toucan.

8:01 am May, 4 Doucheywallnuts said...

She of beardless clam

No match for Thor’s Dad, Odin

She’ll take the hammer

8:02 am May, 4 Doucheywallnuts said...

Douche rabbi has fun

With a Butterface shiksa

On Shabbos, to boot

8:13 am May, 4 Doucheywallnuts said...

His beard smells like poon

Roofies, menses, ass and clap

He will shave it soon

8:17 am May, 4 Doucheywallnuts said...

Hopefully Dark Sock

Will pick winners Friday night

and not drag this out

8:30 am May, 4 tall guy said...

False whiskers are real

Bleeth’s tits’n’gender false

parallel universe

8:52 am May, 4 creature said...

Jim put to good use

money saved on razor blades

fake rack impressive

10:23 am May, 4 Colossus of Choads said...

MCA just died,

sorry to hijack the thread,

RIP homey.

10:26 am May, 4 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Bleeth’s crystal meth search

Usually ends with her

Combing through his beard

11:21 am May, 4 Wheezer said...

Hair got all the bleach,

and chest got all the saline.

Her legs got nothin’.

5:10 pm May, 4 Morbo said...

Drunk hobo? Swamp man?

Hipster douche? Ser’al killer?

Jim’s many faces

5:13 pm May, 4 Morbo said...

Like African chimp,

Sally picks through Jimmy’s beard

for yummy goodies

9:23 pm May, 4 Stephanie said...

I feel sorry for both of them.

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