Friday, May 11, 2012

Friday Haiku

Adams Family

New Clothing Line for ‘bag/bleethes:

Tickle Me Fail-More

Satanic dentist

Needs two lovely assistants

To scrub off his chest

— saulgoode42


Wings of Death dripping

with blood? No; sweaty chest made

Crayola runny.

— Douche Wayne

Hunting for vampires

Turns on hots. Van Helsing has

Bag of silver d*ldos.

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

Cosmetology

School Grads **CUT** loose on grad night.

Eight weeks was killer!

— Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt

Vlad the Impaler

Has used his tool on these bleeths

It burns when he pees.

— Doucheywallnuts

How can we live in

A world where gothy Harlow

Wears McDonald’s wig?

— Nancy Dreuche

Rejected actors

From Von Goolo Halloween

Start own show, “Dullards”

— Vin Douchal

# posted by Bagnonymous
6:33 am May, 11 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Zombie flesh eaters

now have boobs

Batman begins…

6:34 am May, 11 Douche Wayne said...

Perry Farrell adds

new Lallapalooza act:

Crotchflame and Titmouse.

6:36 am May, 11 saulgoode42 said...

Satanic dentist

Needs two lovely assistants

To scrub off his chest

6:36 am May, 11 Douche Wayne said...

Wings of Death dripping

with blood? No; sweaty chest made

Crayola runny.

6:37 am May, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Dragon don’t fly

Since the gyroscope was put

In his Monkey Hole.

6:39 am May, 11 Doucheywallnuts said...

Skid marks on bed sheets

Serve as a reminder of

This heinous hook-up

6:40 am May, 11 saulgoode42 said...

Really the only

Question here is, what is

In Kevin’s backpack?

6:40 am May, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The cast of “Rocky

Horror Flapper Show” don’t throw

Toast. They throw big dongs.

6:42 am May, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Gay man who live in

Ass house should not throw jelly

Dongs, dress in basement.

6:43 am May, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I haven’t seen a guy

Flame so bad since I took my

First look at this guy.

6:44 am May, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the backpack

In the basket or it gets

The hose. Dragon hose.

6:45 am May, 11 Doucheywallnuts said...

The Gruesome Twosome

Became the Gruesome Threesome

In their Creepy Coupe

6:46 am May, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Dude preparing for

Apocalypse. Bag contains:

Lube, Sparkles, and cock.

6:48 am May, 11 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Kriss Angel,

Pair of Redheads,

Rejected Extras from Conan the Barbarian

6:48 am May, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hunting for vampires

Turns on hots. Van Helsing has

Bag of silver dildos.

6:53 am May, 11 Eponymous Douche said...

I wanna be in

The LoveDoll Twins’ douche sandwich

Hold the Douche ijo.

6:53 am May, 11 Douche Wayne said...

Right forgot her shirt,

Left forgot her pants, middle

forgot entire soul.

6:55 am May, 11 Douche Wayne said...

@ Rev. Chad

“Bag of silver dildos” FTW

6:56 am May, 11 Doucheywallnuts said...

The Herpster Virus

Would be afraid to infect

These scary MoFos

6:57 am May, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Dragon on chest and

Butterfly on leg. Girls know

Pleather shorts flaccid.

6:59 am May, 11 Doucheywallnuts said...

God saw this picture

From his perch up in the clouds

Knows there is no Him

6:59 am May, 11 Douche Wayne said...

Silver eyelids and

red hair point to serious

mercury pois’ning.

7:00 am May, 11 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Cosmetology

School Grads **CUT** loose on grad night.

Eight weeks was killer!

7:02 am May, 11 Doucheywallnuts said...

Vlad the Impaler

Has used his tool on these bleeths

It burns when he pees

7:05 am May, 11 Doucheywallnuts said...

Hair salon in Hell

Where guys and girls alike wear

Too much mascara

7:10 am May, 11 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Wannabes Robert

Downey, Scarlett Johansson

dragged down by poor Cheadle.

.

(Fuck! 6 beats and obscureironman2 reference

7:23 am May, 11 Scooby DOuche said...

I’m sorry, I don’t have a haiku, but I do have an observation:

Why is it that girls whose boobs you have no interest in seeing are always so willing to show them to you?

7:37 am May, 11 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Damian pretends

he’s the Lord of Darkness

Just has tiny peen

7:38 am May, 11 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

three total goth freaks

check the crawlspace for bodies

hide your wife and kids

7:39 am May, 11 Doucheywallnuts said...

^ Hey Scooby….

Ugly boob reveal

By bleeths who should keep them wrapped

Now time to vomit

7:41 am May, 11 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

small nipple pasties

can’t cover what’s really wrong

unresolved issues

7:41 am May, 11 Doucheywallnuts said...

It’s a bad sequel

Bag With the Dragon Tattoo

A Box office bust

7:47 am May, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Bag With The Dragon

Tattoo. That is funny son. I

Just smoked a fatty.

7:53 am May, 11 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

This is the reason

Dominatrix clientèle

Always wear blindfolds

7:53 am May, 11 Douche Wayne said...

Dungeon bondage night

Will likely end when Damian

Chokes with his own belt.

7:55 am May, 11 Nancy Dreuche said...

How can we live in

A world where gothy Harlow

Wears McDonald’s wig?

7:58 am May, 11 Vin Douchal said...

Bikini Barber

New spinoff show out this fall

“Fey Proctologist”

8:01 am May, 11 Vin Douchal said...

Rejected actors

From Von Goolo Halloween

Start own show, “Dullards”

8:03 am May, 11 Nancy Dreuche said...

Nothing says hardcore

S and M like a butter

fly “tatt” on your thigh

8:05 am May, 11 Vin Douchal said...

Dr. Nick and Reds

New age O-B-G-Y-N

For S&M crowd

8:07 am May, 11 Master Pee said...

A Rachel Weiss match

Tassels that hide nothing much

Douche wears eyeliner

8:10 am May, 11 Master Pee said...

A new horror flick

The human butterfly lives

Starring Rachel Weiss

8:16 am May, 11 Flounder said...

Opened site today

Saw image that made me scream

Tattoo will haunt dreams

8:20 am May, 11 creature said...

kooky & creepy

sexy, demonic & cold

Von Gooloo servants

8:22 am May, 11 Nancy Dreuche said...

Dark Shadows night with

Johnny Derp and Helena

Bonham Cooter sucks

8:24 am May, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Enema At The

Gates 2: Stormtrooper Sniper

Shoot Bullets From Ass.

8:31 am May, 11 Flounder said...

Chriss Angel Wannabe

Tries out new girls for his act

“Homoerotic”

8:35 am May, 11 creature said...

carpet matches drapes

dead raven stole chills her breast

hail Death Fire Poon

8:38 am May, 11 creature said...

Scooby-Doo skivees

with dyed hair & paste on tatts

“Necro Night” success!

8:43 am May, 11 creature said...

the ‘tatt’ on his leg

is not what you really think

week old peen discharge

8:48 am May, 11 Nancy Dreuche said...

Dick Montalbon stars

In worst “Sex Trek” role to date.

“The Short Shorts of Kahn”

8:52 am May, 11 troy tempest said...

hordes of stanky bats

stink of the Greico virus –

they live in his ass.

8:58 am May, 11 Douche Wayne said...

Seeing “Bag of silver dildos” on front page has made it even funnier.

12:10 pm May, 11 Baron Von Goolo said...

Dark faerie “tattoo”

Is regrettable. No big.

It’s only Sharpie.

1:13 pm May, 11 CB Popped said...

Jim Henson’s Muppets,

I suck at Haiku Friday,

They look like Muppets.

7:02 pm May, 11 Sofa King said...

Dragon tatt douchebag

Wears vinyl shorts to frolic?

Golden shower time.

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