Friday, May 11, 2012
Friday Haiku
Adams Family
New Clothing Line for ‘bag/bleethes:
Tickle Me Fail-More
Satanic dentist
Needs two lovely assistants
To scrub off his chest
— saulgoode42
Wings of Death dripping
with blood? No; sweaty chest made
Crayola runny.
— Douche Wayne
Hunting for vampires
Turns on hots. Van Helsing has
Bag of silver d*ldos.
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Cosmetology
School Grads **CUT** loose on grad night.
Eight weeks was killer!
— Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
Vlad the Impaler
Has used his tool on these bleeths
It burns when he pees.
— Doucheywallnuts
How can we live in
A world where gothy Harlow
Wears McDonald’s wig?
— Nancy Dreuche
Rejected actors
From Von Goolo Halloween
Start own show, “Dullards”
— Vin Douchal
Zombie flesh eaters
now have boobs
Batman begins…
Perry Farrell adds
new Lallapalooza act:
Crotchflame and Titmouse.
Satanic dentist
Needs two lovely assistants
To scrub off his chest
Wings of Death dripping
with blood? No; sweaty chest made
Crayola runny.
The Dragon don’t fly
Since the gyroscope was put
In his Monkey Hole.
Skid marks on bed sheets
Serve as a reminder of
This heinous hook-up
Really the only
Question here is, what is
In Kevin’s backpack?
The cast of “Rocky
Horror Flapper Show” don’t throw
Toast. They throw big dongs.
Gay man who live in
Ass house should not throw jelly
Dongs, dress in basement.
I haven’t seen a guy
Flame so bad since I took my
First look at this guy.
It puts the backpack
In the basket or it gets
The hose. Dragon hose.
The Gruesome Twosome
Became the Gruesome Threesome
In their Creepy Coupe
Dude preparing for
Apocalypse. Bag contains:
Lube, Sparkles, and cock.
Kriss Angel,
Pair of Redheads,
Rejected Extras from Conan the Barbarian
Hunting for vampires
Turns on hots. Van Helsing has
Bag of silver dildos.
I wanna be in
The LoveDoll Twins’ douche sandwich
Hold the Douche ijo.
Right forgot her shirt,
Left forgot her pants, middle
forgot entire soul.
@ Rev. Chad
“Bag of silver dildos” FTW
The Herpster Virus
Would be afraid to infect
These scary MoFos
Dragon on chest and
Butterfly on leg. Girls know
Pleather shorts flaccid.
God saw this picture
From his perch up in the clouds
Knows there is no Him
Silver eyelids and
red hair point to serious
mercury pois’ning.
Cosmetology
School Grads **CUT** loose on grad night.
Eight weeks was killer!
Vlad the Impaler
Has used his tool on these bleeths
It burns when he pees
Hair salon in Hell
Where guys and girls alike wear
Too much mascara
Wannabes Robert
Downey, Scarlett Johansson
dragged down by poor Cheadle.
.
(Fuck! 6 beats and obscureironman2 reference
I’m sorry, I don’t have a haiku, but I do have an observation:
Why is it that girls whose boobs you have no interest in seeing are always so willing to show them to you?
Damian pretends
he’s the Lord of Darkness
Just has tiny peen
three total goth freaks
check the crawlspace for bodies
hide your wife and kids
^ Hey Scooby….
Ugly boob reveal
By bleeths who should keep them wrapped
Now time to vomit
small nipple pasties
can’t cover what’s really wrong
unresolved issues
It’s a bad sequel
Bag With the Dragon Tattoo
A Box office bust
Bag With The Dragon
Tattoo. That is funny son. I
Just smoked a fatty.
This is the reason
Dominatrix clientèle
Always wear blindfolds
Dungeon bondage night
Will likely end when Damian
Chokes with his own belt.
How can we live in
A world where gothy Harlow
Wears McDonald’s wig?
Bikini Barber
New spinoff show out this fall
“Fey Proctologist”
Rejected actors
From Von Goolo Halloween
Start own show, “Dullards”
Nothing says hardcore
S and M like a butter
fly “tatt” on your thigh
Dr. Nick and Reds
New age O-B-G-Y-N
For S&M crowd
A Rachel Weiss match
Tassels that hide nothing much
Douche wears eyeliner
A new horror flick
The human butterfly lives
Starring Rachel Weiss
Opened site today
Saw image that made me scream
Tattoo will haunt dreams
kooky & creepy
sexy, demonic & cold
Von Gooloo servants
Dark Shadows night with
Johnny Derp and Helena
Bonham Cooter sucks
Enema At The
Gates 2: Stormtrooper Sniper
Shoot Bullets From Ass.
Chriss Angel Wannabe
Tries out new girls for his act
“Homoerotic”
carpet matches drapes
dead raven stole chills her breast
hail Death Fire Poon
Scooby-Doo skivees
with dyed hair & paste on tatts
“Necro Night” success!
the ‘tatt’ on his leg
is not what you really think
week old peen discharge
Dick Montalbon stars
In worst “Sex Trek” role to date.
“The Short Shorts of Kahn”
hordes of stanky bats
stink of the Greico virus –
they live in his ass.
Seeing “Bag of silver dildos” on front page has made it even funnier.
Dark faerie “tattoo”
Is regrettable. No big.
It’s only Sharpie.
Jim Henson’s Muppets,
I suck at Haiku Friday,
They look like Muppets.
Dragon tatt douchebag
Wears vinyl shorts to frolic?
Golden shower time.