Friday, May 18, 2012

Friday Haiku

Showers, dignity,

Toothbrush…These are some things that

Häwk can live without.

Turds of a feather

Float together, Billy Ray’s

Son spreads douche virus

— Capt. James T. Douche

His bumper sticker

Says. “My other tattoo is bad

Chinese wallpaper.”

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

If you take away

Tatts and hot Asian girlfriend

Dull white guy remains

— Mrs. Nuttersquirt

The tears of a clown

Mix with hot asian lotion

To form pinkish film

— saulgoode42

# posted by Bagnonymous
6:24 am May, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She hasn’t caught lice

Since the gyrpscope was put

In her Moinkey Hole

6:25 am May, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Gothy Ray Cyrus

Enjoys oriental poon. Two

Wongs don’t make a rite.

6:26 am May, 18 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Turds of a feather

Float together, Billy Ray’s

Son spreads douche virus

6:27 am May, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

His bumper sticker

Says. “My other tattoo is bad

Chinese wallpaper.”

6:28 am May, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She’s cute like some chinks.

She’d look better upside down

With noodles in coon.

6:29 am May, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Somewhere in San Fran

A sullen dentist takes his

Last hit of ether.

6:29 am May, 18 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Asian Hott Rocker Douche

Suite Life of Zack & Cody

bad life choice ensues

6:31 am May, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She act. She play flute.

She famous. Why she go run

With Gaijin tear drop.

^Chinese mother’s accent.

6:31 am May, 18 Douche Wayne said...

Since blood isn’t safe

E-list gothic nobodies

Drink tepid root beer

6:31 am May, 18 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Disney channel Bleeth

allows vampire mullet

to ink monkey hole

6:32 am May, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Tipton Hotel: Now

Featuring mopey son of

Has-been and duck soup.

6:33 am May, 18 saulgoode42 said...

The tears of a clown

Mix with hot asian lotion

To form pinkish film

6:34 am May, 18 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Dim sum poon tang is

great Inky Ray Cyrus thanks

Billy Ray’s mullet

6:35 am May, 18 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Hot as hell Asian

Isn’t she a kid’s show star

He looks like burnt poo

6:38 am May, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Asian mother. White

Douche Father mix can only

Make one thing. MOTHRA!

6:38 am May, 18 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Cachetic goth bag

nails Asian hottie while her

mama-san facepalms

6:40 am May, 18 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Huffing carb cleaner

and inking yourself stupid

makes for bleeths delight

6:47 am May, 18 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Vampire mullet

weeps inky fuccen tears of

joy, douche virus spreads

6:50 am May, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Give me an M. Give

me an I…..What does it spell?

H-E-R-P-E-S. Son.

6:53 am May, 18 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Pasty face Cyrus

spreads Hep C to Asian hots

pass the opium

6:53 am May, 18 ehcuodouche said...

Song still with douchebag

But now has stopped wearing bras

So it’s not all bad

6:57 am May, 18 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Godzilla destroys

city, Cyrus bag destroys

tight Asian vageen

7:09 am May, 18 Anonymous said...

Don’t terr my healt my

Achey blakey healt it might

Brow up and kirr man

7:11 am May, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She like him for the

Special Fried Rice on cocktip.

Reminds her of Grandpa’s.

7:13 am May, 18 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Cyrus bag writes song

Achey Breaky Hymen is

a hit in China.

7:16 am May, 18 Doucheywallnuts said...

Badass Rocker Douche

A & W root beer?

Incongruity

7:19 am May, 18 saulgoode42 said...

I am wondering

If, after they have made love,

She looks like bus stop

7:19 am May, 18 Doucheywallnuts said...

Asian, Eurasian?

She still smells like scallions

She love him long time

7:21 am May, 18 saulgoode42 said...

None of the pudwanks

Doing racist slurs on here

Have ever tapped it

7:22 am May, 18 Mickey Mouse from Reverend Chad's Office said...

M-I-C-K-E

Y-C-H-L-A-M-Y-D

I-A-S-O-N

7:25 am May, 18 Doucheywallnuts said...

The Asian poon tang

Is quite a sight to behold

My boner grows large

7:25 am May, 18 Mrs. Nuttersquirt said...

Billy Ray Jr.

Has horse face and soon My Foot

In His Mouth Disease

7:30 am May, 18 Doucheywallnuts said...

Old rocker douche has

A chink in his amore

Amore, I says

7:32 am May, 18 Mickey Mouse from Reverend Chad's Office said...

saulgoode42

It’s all in jest son. Kind of

Ironic racist.

7:35 am May, 18 Mrs. Nuttersquirt said...

If you take away

Tatts and hot Asian girlfriend

Dull white guy remains

7:38 am May, 18 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Disney Asian Hott

pure Alabama Blacksnake

protests: Too Beacoup!

7:38 am May, 18 Mrs. Nuttersquirt said...

Saulgoode42

You are correct. I haven’t

Sampled flesh egg roll.

7:39 am May, 18 Doucheywallnuts said...

Don’t forget Saul Goode

Racist slurs are funny, son

And yes, I’ve tapped it

7:52 am May, 18 Mrs. Nuttersquirt said...

Deciding between

“Monica” or “The Rachel”

hairstyle beget his.

8:59 am May, 18 baffomet said...

I hate my daddy

I make Koreans look bad

End my fucking life

11:06 am May, 18 Morbo said...

Hott likes the round eyes.

Mind Freak wannabe’s fake tears

have confused her brain

9:54 pm May, 18 Sofa King said...

Beauty and the Beast

Is an understatement here

Hott and Hemorrhoid

11:18 pm May, 20 Little Willie said...

Johnny Ramone and his oriental girl friend. For the sake of better taste I will assume that she’s not actually a tranny because I like the Ramones.

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