Monday, May 7, 2012

Harvesthead Approves of the HCwDB of the Week

Slutty Sonja offers Professional Mayan Eye of Coitus so she doesn’t have to pay for her drinks.

# posted by douchebag1
9:01 am May, 7 UFO Destroyers said...

If the term “boobies askew” has never been spoken before, I will claim it. Looks like one is in her left armpit and the other is down around her navel.

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I thought all the Coreys had died.

9:08 am May, 7 Doucheywallnuts said...

Sonja has Saggy Nortons. Saggy Nortons = Boner Kill.

9:09 am May, 7 Justin said...

I’d like to put a crop circle in that head. And by “crop circle”, I mean bullet hole.

9:09 am May, 7 Doucheywallnuts said...

Sonja has a bottle of Cold Duck. Cold Duck = Buzz Kill.

9:35 am May, 7 DarkSock said...

Cold Duck Face…

9:36 am May, 7 DarkSock said...

I’ll bet her twat has a twisted sneer also.

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Boner Reviver…

9:36 am May, 7 DarkSock said...

I’d Fran her Drescher.

9:37 am May, 7 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Could that dress be cut any lower?

9:41 am May, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Harvesthead is a buzzkill. I fucked a girl with a crooked face and crooked boobs like that once in a public park on the pitchers mound after skinny dipping after a house party after an engagement party for my old buddy Jimmy. She couldn’t take my huge drunken cock so she blew me. Me on my knees her on her elbows getting nasty mosquito bites on her crooked ass. The mosquitoes gave her Lyme disease and she may have died. Honey Badger don’t fucking care. RIP Kari Orifice. It is the time of the day for a Chocalope interlude while I cut the grass.

There is supposed to be an accent over the e in Kari’s last name so it is not pronounced orifice. But I found that humorous as I splooge in her oral opening.

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True story.

9:51 am May, 7 Vin Douchal said...

Laser pointer left hanging in collar from the presentation CornHoleHead gave at the university discussing Malthusian theory and the effect on malnutrition in child labor and how it effects the Gondoraian GNP model

9:56 am May, 7 Dan said...

chick needs a bestie to tell her not to wear a dress like that with those boobs.

10:07 am May, 7 creature said...

slutty sonja wears her cockring collection ’round her neck like a prize display….much like King David collected severed foreskins of fallen phiilistines

10:09 am May, 7 creature said...

…btw, her deflated flapjacks beg for butter & syrup

10:16 am May, 7 schlicht bindenburger said...

soft balls in tubesocks!

10:26 am May, 7 tall guy said...

Braidhead’n’bleeth pack two cock shaped bottles so every hole is covered during grizzly aftermath.

10:37 am May, 7 Capt. James T. Douche said...

His head resembles that of the creature from Predator however he, his laser pointer and upper lip fungus are about the same threat level as a retard with a wiffle bat. Those boobs look like pizza dough hanging down, but I’d still kneed her pie mounds probably.

Lest we forget…http://youtu.be/-9-Te-DPbSE

10:38 am May, 7 Capt. James T. Douche said...

http://youtu.be/-9-Te-DPbSE

10:39 am May, 7 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Normally a half hanging out hooter is a good thing. In this pic, not so much.

10:40 am May, 7 Douche Springsteen said...

The pen is there to remove potato chip crumbs and chicken wing chunks from between the rows.

10:41 am May, 7 Douche Springsteen said...

Also: John Largeman is watching. For the other boob.

10:45 am May, 7 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Flat, floppy tittays are as appetizing as yesterday’s pancakes.

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Oh yeah….and I’d like to put his head in a waffle iron…but it appears it’s already been there.

10:47 am May, 7 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

…and she would be easier to fuck than a Kardashian after an NBA game.

10:48 am May, 7 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

She’d be easier to fuck than a Lohan on a weekend bender.

10:49 am May, 7 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

She’d be easier to fuck than Tara Reid at a wrap party.

10:53 am May, 7 troy tempest said...

Aaaa, bleeth and douche. What an unfamiliar sight. Both are common as fleas and about as welcome. Her face is crooked because her teeth are nasty. They shine like rusty nails in the moonlight.

10:55 am May, 7 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

She’d be easier to fuck than Paris Hilton on the cum-back trail.

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.Cum-back, I says.

10:56 am May, 7 troy tempest said...

She is Lisalotta Bendle’s grand daughter. Lisalotta Bendle? Never heard of her? Well, Brother Theodore will fill you in…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbaeNRZJm-I

11:12 am May, 7 Douchble Helix said...

What slutty chick?

11:19 am May, 7 Douchetastic said...

Is that Corey Haim?

11:40 am May, 7 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Rose sparkling wine ? I didn’t think they sold that to white people.

5:12 pm May, 7 Guid is Good said...

I like breasts that do their own thing.

6:45 pm May, 7 Anonymous said...

Ahhh…Now I know where Israelites crossed the red sea (biblical reference son)

7:29 pm May, 7 Stephanie said...

She’s wearing her dress backwards,so,guys she’s dumb and perfect for you.

9:07 pm May, 7 Tits McGee said...

It’s either a boob job or turtlenecks for you Sonja.

12:01 am May, 8 Amerigo Vesdouchey once said...

Sonja has amassed quite a collection of small cock rings.

2:01 am May, 8 Jacques Doucheteau said...

That’s a Denny’s Grand Slam if I’ve ever seen one.

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