Monday, May 14, 2012

HCwDB of the Week: The Voguegina and Furry Amanda

Last week saw plenty of noxious toxicity wrapped in a piece of bacon.

There were Muscles McEuro and Joey Brolin looking boobs. There were pudgy ‘Baglings, Herpster Taint, and creepy Ukranians.

There was HarvestHead, and even RoboBro and Miley Cyrus Hott.

But what can match creepily angular doucheface, douche hand gesture #512, and furry kitten boobosity, together at 2pm on the deck of the Princess Carnival Cruise Line?

I thought not.

Kittern herpster hotts are also obnoxious, I grant you that. Furry Amanda is not clean. But, as counterweight to that point, I offer you natural boobs.

Exactly.

Chalk up our last entrant in the next HCwDB of the Month, and your humble narrator for instant oatmeal.

# posted by douchebag1
7:46 am May, 14 Doucheywallnuts said...

Maybe I’m wrong, but I don’t think we had the monthly for April. Did we?

7:56 am May, 14 douchebag1 said...

Twat’s Sleepy Jerkenstein and Cindy: http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2012/04/hcwdb-of-the-month-sleepy-jerkenstein-and-cindy/

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– management

8:08 am May, 14 Vin Douchal said...

He has a squeaky voice that only dogs can hear when he gets excited. And by gets excited I mean jizzing himself over a clearance sale at Hollister

8:22 am May, 14 Doucheywallnuts said...

I forgot about him because he clinched the title so early in April.

9:41 am May, 14 The Dude said...

If everyone changed their diet from meat and fish to chicken, duck and porcupine, those species would vanish, and douchebags would have to imitate fish and cows. Sorta works.

9:46 pm May, 14 Medusa Oblongata said...

Max Headroom called. He wants his noggin back.

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