Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Joey Brolin Bemoans His Lack of Career with Boobies

Joey Brolin, less famous brother of Josh Brolin, and son of James Brolin, has found one way to bury the depression.

Surgical body parts soothe the pain of existential angst at a premium drink fee rate.

# posted by douchebag1
8:54 am May, 8 troy tempest said...

Should be mounted on the prow of an oil tanker and it would never spill a drop because her bewbies would buttress and batter and bounce any obstacle.

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icebergs.

9:01 am May, 8 Vin Douchal said...

Man-oh-Manischewitz……them’s some succulent udders. I love when a gal colors the part in her hair a special, different color than her natural color. It’s sexy

9:04 am May, 8 Vin Douchal said...

Can’t say why, but she’s a nuclear physicist’s wet dream

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9:08 am May, 8 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Bleeths with rubber juggs like that are prime peen fodder for D minus list celebrities; full testicular evacuation onto her Winnebagos® is pretty much an average Tuesday night for Brolin the lesser. Testicular evacuation I says.

No Cuntry for Old Douches

9:10 am May, 8 Nancy Dreuche said...

He’s using her as a human shield because out of the two of them she has fewer human parts that could be injured during combat.

9:19 am May, 8 Hugh G Rekshonn said...

For a dead guy that Swayze* can sure pull the Surgical Body Parts.

9:24 am May, 8 Douche Moore said...

Holy areola peek!

9:38 am May, 8 The Dude said...

Stunning size. That dress could break any minute.

9:40 am May, 8 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Be hypnotized bag hunters!

[IMG]http://i46.tinypic.com/2hed7hj.gif[/IMG]

9:41 am May, 8 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Dammit didn’t work! Still working on this embedding stuff. Fail 🙁

9:42 am May, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Today’s pics may require me to build a disposable home office vomitorium if they keep coming this bad. It all started with crooked face/crooked flat boob chick yesterday. Or maybe it was the raw meat I ate when I had the munchies.

9:49 am May, 8 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Damn. My Geiger counter is twitching like someone hit by a taser.

9:50 am May, 8 DarkSock said...

When did they start stuffing boobs with army mules?

9:50 am May, 8 creature said...

yeah, she’s a real blonde…& those are real phantasmically large zeppelins

9:50 am May, 8 DarkSock said...

When did they start stuffing boobs with James Carville’s head(s)?

9:51 am May, 8 DarkSock said...

When did they start stuffing boobs with smaller fat women?

9:51 am May, 8 DarkSock said...

When did they start stuffing boobs with Yugos?

9:51 am May, 8 Capt. James T. Douche said...

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9:52 am May, 8 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Capt. JT 9:41, you know, all you have to do is buy some kneepads and get to work on our fearless leader DB1. Even though you’ll totally be gay afterwards the ability to post your cat videos will be well worth it.

9:53 am May, 8 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Uggg nevermind I give up!

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2hed7hj&s=6

10:01 am May, 8 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Capt: never give up. never give up. especially when boobies are involved. your hard work is appreciated.

10:05 am May, 8 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Magnum’s #1 pet peeve: black roots on bottle blonds.

Magnum’s #2 pet peeve: offspring of celebrities who think they are entitled to “celebrity” treatment.

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just sayin

10:05 am May, 8 creature said...

her boobs are so big when she does the breast stroke small pacific islands are washed away

10:06 am May, 8 creature said...

when did they start stuffing boobs with Plinky’s mom?

10:07 am May, 8 creature said...

when did they start stuffing boobs with Oprahs liposuction offal?

10:08 am May, 8 creature said...

when did they start stuffing boobs with Billy Bardy & circus clowns?

10:09 am May, 8 creature said...

when did they start stuffing boobs with 3rd world nations?

10:10 am May, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

That Jayne Mansfield had some big breasts.

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http://www.owensarchive.com/images/uploads/Classic%20Hollywood/niqqui_989753078489_MANSFIELD.jpg

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Udder Fools

10:11 am May, 8 Capt. James T. Douche said...

@ ND while I know in your mind it would be totally worth it as well as Johnson and Johnson stock surging from the keg after keg of listerine that would purchased for the aftermath but alas gargling with MANaise to post a few dumb pics is too high of a price. I fuccen hate cats too!

10:17 am May, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Also, that James Brolin is a good looking guy, but his sons look like that got hit with the ugly stick. Josh has a career so people look past his appearance, I guess when you work ugly becomes rugged good looks. However, this brother sets off the tart alarm. Seriously, he’s in possession of the T-gene.

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Speaking of James Brolin, he could have had the best looking skirts in the business but chose to shack up with the scoonitz (pronounced, “Skoo-neetz,” I says) Streisand. She has the face like the underside of my Googutz (pronounced, “Goo-gootz,” I says) but fucks like the Dickens. Jimmy couldn’t pull off the power of her Sticch, and so he stays with this jew broad despite her not giving the head. The head, I says.

10:19 am May, 8 UFO Destroyers said...

Joey reminds me more of Frankie.

10:22 am May, 8 creature said...

I dunno know DW, Jimmy Cagney told me that Babs gave the best knoggin since Nancy Reagan on road trips to Palm Springs

10:22 am May, 8 Nancy Dreuche said...

@CapJT, just letting you know what you had to do to make it to The Bigs at HCwDB. Which is why I will only be playing Triple A level mock here. And yeah, cats are dumb.

10:26 am May, 8 The Dude said...

Overheard at the wrap party for Season 2 of the legendary television series Pensacola, James Brolin is harping at one of the producers that his being typecast as a grandfatherly character would kill his career.

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“You’re doing AAMCO commercials and you think this show’s a career-ender?”

10:28 am May, 8 The Dude said...

When did they start stuffing boobs with Jupiter-sized planets?

10:35 am May, 8 Capt. James T. Douche said...

@ ND I see, so that’s how you shoe horned and gagged your way into the hall of mock. Well every fraternal order has its rituals and rites of passage and they’re not for the faint of heart or those with a shallow gag reflex.

10:37 am May, 8 Vin Douchal said...

All this talk of Josh Brolin only reminds me of incredi-MILF Diane Lane.

10:39 am May, 8 Vin Douchal said...

Don’t click that fuccen last link, the bastids

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10:48 am May, 8 Baron Von Goolo said...

Pibble peek.

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Ah’m gunna make ‘pibble’ happen here.

And you’re all gonna help me.

10:51 am May, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

O Diane Lane how I have yearned for you through the years. Your smile gives me wood.

10:55 am May, 8 Pooch Spackle said...

Agree on Diane Lane. I can’t change the channel if Perfect Storm comes on.

10:57 am May, 8 Stephanie said...

That Brolin is ugly,and he needs the large breasts to hide behind.

10:58 am May, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

O Diane Lane how I have learned you married Josh Brolin, now you are dead to me. Mumble Fish.

11:41 am May, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

@ Creature, broads like Babs give the head before they get married. Once they break the glass and shout “L’chaim!” – whether they marry jew or gentile – they put that shiznit away, and save it for boyfriends, cabana boys and one-time flings in the backrooms at bat mitzvahs.

1:38 pm May, 8 Nancy Dreuche said...

@CapJT, how dare you imply that my induction to our esteemed Hall of Making Fun of People was based on giving blowies to the elite. I get to the top the good ol’ fashioned way. By waiting it out and being super annoying.

1:42 pm May, 8 smackdouche said...

If I learned anything in elementary school it was this simple rule:

If I can touch ’em, they’re real.

3:56 pm May, 8 CB Popped said...

Thanks for that pic of Jayne Mansfield’s natural nipple,,,

Retrofwap, she was smoking.

When did they start stuffing boobs with Peterbilt 18-Wheeler Truck bumper grills?

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e135/oldcoe87/Trucks/Peterbilt/Peterbilt.jpg

6:09 pm May, 8 Baron Von Goolo said...

Yes, thank you. I’m sure all of us would have hopelessly confounded by that complex metaphor without that handy link.

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Freshmen.

7:11 pm May, 8 Douchble Helix said...

Good one, Baron.

7:47 pm May, 8 Sofa King said...

His forehead is so big it’s a fivehead. He looks completely demented; it’s as if the Seed of Chucky mated with the Bride of Frankenstein and spawned Brolinstein. Although maybe he’s just really focused on getting her up to his hotel room.

8:15 pm May, 8 Little Willie said...

Silicone Barbie is about to be jumped by Frankenstein Jr. here.

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