Thursday, May 31, 2012

Karl's White Shoes

There are many things wrong with Karl’s “Standard Douchebag Circa 2007″ Look.

The matching white shoes and white belt are one of them. The smug sense of entitlement during a recession is another.

Karl’s blatant disregard for attending classes after enrolling in DeVry’s continuing education to become a refrigerator “technician” despite his Aunt Tutti’s will stating that she would pay for full tuition should he attend is yet another.

Kelly is what the French call “Le Buerre Visage.” Kelly was the hottest girl at the Iowa State Fair last night. Which says more about Iowa than it does about Kelly.

# posted by douchebag1
9:17 am May, 31 John Paul Jesus, Gangster Pope of SoMa said...

Put on your white shoes and douche the blues.

.

Kelly looks like one of those overpriced show dogs with wacked out hair I always wanted to kick.

9:24 am May, 31 pingu305 said...

Bitch is ugly.she looks like an orange broomstick

9:28 am May, 31 Lil Douchie said...

I’d do her. From behind.

9:28 am May, 31 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I thought I recognized those shoes…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtSvWYtpd50

9:31 am May, 31 Jazz Hands said...

Daaaaaaaamn. Kelly be all sorts of Kelly. Also I thought only used car salesmen and old Greek guys wore white shoes.

9:34 am May, 31 Capt. James T. Douche said...

She looks like a coked up raccoon.

9:35 am May, 31 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Geez my Dad wore a white belt w/ white shoes…when he was 78. He had an excuse; this guy has none.

9:46 am May, 31 Jazz Hands said...

Is it after Labor Day yet so I can shame him in the proper fashion?

9:47 am May, 31 Douchble Helix said...

Nothing wrong with a gal who wears a single garment.

9:51 am May, 31 Vin Douchal said...

He used the bottle of white nurse shoes touch up polish on his shoes, belt, teeth and around her eyes. Pretty sure there’s some under his arms, too

9:51 am May, 31 Jazz Hands said...

I’m at a loss as to what to do with these two. They’re like oatmeal. Sure I know its healthy for me but I still have to force it down.

9:52 am May, 31 Vin Douchal said...

Is this Jackson Del’Abatte ?

9:52 am May, 31 fatness said...

Howdy Doody’s sister?

.

I report, you decide.

9:56 am May, 31 Jazz Hands said...

I’m glad the unidress is back. It’s like a form fitting sleeping bag without the warmth or comfort but you can still sleep on your back in it.

10:03 am May, 31 Jazz Hands said...

Idiots Out Walking Around

10:13 am May, 31 John Paul Jesus, Gangster Pope of SoMa said...

Kelly needs to invest in a tub of zinc oxide. If nothing else, it would hid her face.

10:17 am May, 31 Jazz Hands said...

Maybe she has a pleasant speaking voice.

10:24 am May, 31 Jazz Hands said...

It’s nice to see the fake blonde hair and the micro mini can turn a 4 into a 4.5.

10:25 am May, 31 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

When the wind kicks up at the county fair Kelly’s hair flies like blades of pale golden straw rippling under the hot mid day sun.

.

Most of it lands near the horse corrals, but some of it goes as far as the statue of Johnny Cash made entirely of butter. Just remember to check your wafflecone for any loose strands because the peroxyde ruins the taste.

10:26 am May, 31 Jazz Hands said...

Wait, who are we supposed to be clowning on here? I always seem to forget.

10:28 am May, 31 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@ Jazz Hands

.

I imagine her voice is like one of those old wind mills you see in all the Westerns, with a couple blades missing that, when the wind blows, squeals and shrieks like a peroxyde blonde in a micro mini dress when the meth pipe goes dead just before it gets to her.

10:30 am May, 31 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

And I wouldn’t let that douchenut anywhere near my fridge. He’d leave dick marks in the butter and everyone at the ScrotatoHead compound knows that’s my job.

10:33 am May, 31 Jazz Hands said...

@Mr. Scrotato Head, so perhaps a lucrative career in voice over work awaits her. Hey, Im just trying to find the silver lining in the situation.

10:40 am May, 31 Douche Wayne said...

She looks like an extra from Blade Runner. Not necessarily a bad thing.

Robosex

10:51 am May, 31 Vin Douchal said...

Bro’s bro’ing it to the Bro-th power in the bro mirror shots :

.

get-out-of-the-mirror-bros-edition/

.

^ Comedy

10:51 am May, 31 John Paul Jesus, Gangster Pope of SoMa said...

Or the French might rightly say, “C’est très déplaisant”

11:30 am May, 31 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@Vin,

.

I would take a mirror shot here at work but I have a helluva hard time getting my work station into the bathroom so I could use the built in camera on the monitor.

.

CrapApples

11:38 am May, 31 DoucheyWallnuts said...

These two could be the most hideous beasts to disgrace these pages in many a moon.

12:06 pm May, 31 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I think I saw the REV’s halloween mirror pic in Vin’s bro site. But the one with the guy taking the dump takes the show.

1:03 pm May, 31 Stephanie said...

They’re hideous.They need to spend some money on some decent clothes,and stop going to places that sell things for 15 year olds.

3:56 pm May, 31 Rev Chad hungover, fuckj said...

@Magnum Douche P. I.

.

I was thinking the same thing but that guys arms are ridiculously out of proportion.

5:28 am June, 1 CB Popped said...

So sick and tired of the Rosary beads,,,,seriously.

Normal chain and cross so much better.

11:40 am June, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

He was wearing an argyle sweater and white shoes… What? No he’s not retarded!

.

.

.

.

.

.

Grandpa Freds

Leave a Reply

What is 10 + 8 ?
Please leave these two fields as-is:
IMPORTANT! To be able to proceed, you need to solve the following simple math (so we know that you are a human) :-)